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UPDATE (10/13): Due to my mishearing the word "facts" as a homophobic slur in the most recent podcast episode (Bill Maher on the Roseanne Show) I will be ceasing production of I Hate Bill Maher, and begin the process of getting adopted by Roseanne. I understand I have a lot to make up for, and I hope you all understand why this has to be done. If you would like to send me money, I will read whatever you like on the final episode of IHBM, including antisemitism. It's what my new mother would want.

In which I accidentally cause my friend to dig up childhood trauma.

Dude, you will not fucking BELIEVE what the full theme song to Roseanne's podcast is. It's so unsettling that I have literally included a time stamp in case you're like "I don't need to hear that particular slur that many time." Also, the editing on this one is not as tight as normal, because I spent so much time trying to fix the levels that I simply couldn't stomach it. I mean, the episode is already this late, imagine if it had taken me EVEN LONGER.

00:00 - Cold Open14:47 - Theme Song Talk18:55 - The rest of the episode

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Chuck Grape

This should be good. Dogs are funny.

Duncan

"For people listening to this who are young," Does any listener fall into this category? NB: It was Davros not Davos who created the Daleks, Doctor Who's deadliest enemy. Davros, creator of the Daleks, is the arch enemy of Doctor Who, whereas Davos has become a metonym for the World Economic Forum as it is hosted in the Swiss town of that name. It's easy to get them mixed up because they can appear to have similar aims. I kid the World Economic Forum.

Brooke

A Diego episode. We are blessed🙏🏽

Kelley

Thank you Diego for the mild existential crisis from meaningless survey questions.

Doll House

praise jesus!!!!!!!!

daphne silverwing

first time using the word gobsmacked, it’s only right to use it to describe my reaction to the roseanne song 😭

Richie

I find your guest calling me a psychopath VERY offensive. But hilarious.

Richie

Will can you do a Q and A episode of the pod with questions submitted by your over 30s psychopaths?

RedRoseWhite

FTR, I love the Norm intro, it’s such a sick burn

marina

bonus feed has been FIRE lately - first guy branum on santos and now another joyous diego episode?? alhamdulillah 🙏

Betti Tristan

Diego fails to understand that for the listeners of I Especially Hate Bill Maher, the podcast itself Is the quest that drives us to the brink of insanity or perhaps shows us the face of god, and both prospects are so horrifying as to keep me paying that 5-8 bucks.

mrg

the lip smack during the sped up bit.

Tala Hobballah

"They use their phones for their food to be brought to them." You ever call to order a pizza Bill? Oh not with your personal chef you prick!

Collieflower

Morphine hallucinations are wild. The art across from my hospital bed kept turning to newspaper.

Salex

It sounds terrible! Patients have told me about seeing and feeling ants and bugs on them or on the walls. And yet others feel they are having the time of their lives on morphine.

Salex

Preach

Salex

I used to love talking to my older patients about life as a junior nurse. But I must interact with only miserable over 70s lately they just sound like these two hate-filled anger zombies

Salex

Right?! Says the rich dude who still lives a life dependent on domestic service workers like it's the early twentieth century.

marina

btw diego's welcome to come do ethnographic research in montréal any time - we got underground venues and lefty boxing gyms and esoteric commie nerds for days! you're just gonna wanna avoid the suburbs of québec city, that's where les chuds are

Doll House

listening to this i got flashbacks to being in hospital after my first c-section with a selfservice pethadine drip in my arm and a newborn suckin on my nip and i was watching the bold and the beautiful in ridge/taylor/brooke era and i was really scared. it was like watching a horror movie

JayDubYuhh

Diego episodes are my favorite. It feels like hes doing like 2 podcasts at once. His brain is right there with Will and the clips, but then its also just somewhere else, and whichever side makes it to his mouth first wins out

Emiemipoemi

Diego comparing Roseanne to Shin Godzilla made me lose it

Madison Jupiter

Really feeling seen hearing the French Canadian AC/DC bit. I’m from Thunder Bay and my key phrase to switching to a Québécois accent is calling it “Tunder Bay”

Star

Wtf, I just projectile vomit. I want to experience God in Thundercats

Richie

I praise Will.

Richie

😁

Kelley

And the bones are their money

Kimmerfest

Sadly it was not about dogs