Christmas Violentine (Patreon)

Ahhh the holiday seasonFull of life, love, joy,And a knuckle sandwich for some reasonIt is the time for music, family, gifts and hugsAnd your big tiddy goth crushThreatening to break your thumbsFor this Christmas day,Come and you'll see,A mistletoe on displaySo happy you'll beNo need to begNo need to pleadNo need to tell herWhat you really needNo need for violenceNo need for cursingNo need for flowersWhy bother rehearsing?So soon you'll see on this special dayThose bright red lipsWill come your wayNow hold on there and don't be shyJust pucker upAnd hope you don't-...Oh shit...Well it was nice knowing ya, bye.