The Father, The Son, The Horror (Patreon)

These were originally gonna be part of a biiiiiiiiiig sketch dump, but I started my new job this week and I’ve had less free time than I’d like, so I’ll be working on/uploading all my Toffee stuff in chunks instead of a big compilation. I hope you enjoy!

Merry remarries when Toffee is in his early 20s. Having grown tired of his too-opinionated wife Eleanor, Merry instead takes a shine to his young office assistant Maple, who is Toffee’s school friend and kinda-sorta-but not-really girlfriend. Merry divorces his wife and two children and trades them out for a girl half his age, and within a year they produce baby Honey, the tiny and bright apple of Merry’s eye.

Eleanor, Topher, and Toffee feel quite abandoned by all this, but while Ellie and Toph are happy to never speak to Merry again, Toffee can’t help but crave his father’s attention and guidance. He’s more than willing to turn a blind eye to his pop’s fault if it means the slightest chance of earning Merry’s praises- but Merry is entirely infatuated with his new family and entirely annoyed with his old one. Particularly with his soft-spoken, soft-hearted sissy of a son, who despite hitting adulthood has failed entirely to sprout into a real man. Hmph. What a miserable disappointment….