Cass Cass Cass Cass (Patreon)
Published:
2024-09-15 16:41:50
Imported:
2026-06
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Been too long since we’ve seen our favorite stoner seal, Cass (short for Casserole). If you wanna know what Cass’ voice sounds like, just picture Chicken Joe from Surf’s Up. Or this guy. Cass is Katie’s best friend, and the kinda pal who won’t hesitate to dispute a botched kahuna tuna burger that Katie insists is fine, really. Despite being an athlete themselves (skateboarding, if you can believe it), Cass treats their body like a garbage disposal and eats all manner of distressing teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-esqe junk food combo concoctions. Don’t knock her Hawaiian-style seafood pizza, bro, it’s got tons of protein!
(As a reminder, Cass is non-binary and goes by they/them and she/her).