That Don’t Impress Me Much (Patreon)

In the tail end of the 1970s, vivacious Eleanor Noir attends community college in the hopes of kicking off a legal career in public defense. At a house party one night she meets the effortlessly magnetic mister Merry Meadowsweet…..aaaaaand shoots him down. Swing and a miss, Merry. Eleanor may be amused by you, but she ain’t impressed.

Merry was drawn to Eleanor precisely because she was everything he’d been told the ideal woman wasn’t. She was stubborn, opinionated, prideful. Someone that clearly couldn’t be won over with a bit of cheap flirting. This was gonna take finesse! >:O Incensed by the challenge of courting Ellie (and definitely not nursing a bruised ego), Merry, corny country boy that he is, does indeed try again. In fact, Merry puts so much hard work into romancing that cheeky dog woman that he ends up falling in love with her for real, whoops