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Sketch: S A C R A M E N T (Patreon)

Published:
2024-12-21 02:21:53
Edited:
2024-12-21 02:23:26
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2026-06
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Merry: You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him moreThis music that you play for us comes from the depths of hellRock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebelYou'll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the stringsYour heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring…

You'd better shut your mouth, better watch your toneYou're grounded for a week with no telephone!Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moanYou gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! 

In which young Topher Meadowsweet hears Balthazar Baast live in person for the first time….and finds a new altar at which to worship.

(PS. Bal is singing Ozzy Osbourne’s “Let Me Hear You Scream”)

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Shaylin A.

The existence of Balthazar taught me about Jacob sheep and allowed me to impress a coworker who lives on a farm. He was showing sheep pics and I was like “oh is that a Jacob sheep?” He was shocked and asked how on earth I knew that. Just smiled and said I have my ways 😌 (being a furry and extremely invested in Fuzzbutts)

acoraxia

I’ve become an Ozzy Osbourne fan now thank you Topher

werewargs (randy)

i am living for the fuzzbutts rockstar content fr

lopoddity

yessss another recruited for the prince of darkness

Dean

is balthazar single......asking for no reason

Kenzie Leong

I just love how you draw hair. The volume and texture is impeccable.

lopoddity

I like to think old man Bal is happily married in present day! To a teeny-tiny poofy old lady sheep who likes saltlick hard candy and crossword puzzles and absolutely fucking SHREDDING on the electric guitar (she calls it her axe)

AsTheJayFlies

i am Looking Respectfully,,,, also. has bal had top surgery? I cant tell if his chest was just naturally small or if his pecs are just that huge. either way i respect the hell out of him, but if hes non-op it would be really cool to me, as a trans guy who hasnt had top surgery (and even if/when i do i want to preserve a small amount of tissue to stay proportional to my fat body)

lopoddity

Bal hasn't had top surgery, and he never does. :3 He certainly could (he's paid good money for his fang implants and forked tongue mod), but doesn't feel a desire to. Bal is, and has always been very comfortable in his own skin, he's always known he's a man. Also, Bal is a playful pot-stirrer and quite likes pushing the limits of androgyny, he likes his public image to be one of undeniable in-your-face queerness that disturbs the sort of people he feels oughta be disturbed.

Morghann Patterson

I like the little stars as the piercings- is that a nod to the Spark?

AsTheJayFlies

HEHEHE YESSSS i ADORE that for him

Lammergayier

Oh he's just like me fr. I Do want top surgery but I'm considering buying breast forms after the fact just so I can live my best androgynous life and just take my tits off whenever I want

nighthawk0913

Is Bal wearing contacts that make his eyes all white or is that just his upper eyelid, I can't quite tell. Also on regards to him being a trans man, does he not bind or is that just the angle he's standing at?

lopoddity

Those are contacts! Bal commonly wears either full-white contacts or ones that give him slit pupils like a cat or lizard. He doesn't bind his chest. In fact he's known to rip his shirt off during shows and pour fake blood on himself

Paladin

Did Merry ever find out if Topher snuck out?

Imogen

me too Topher, I heard Black Sabbath for the first time around that age and it was like i had rediscovered music itself

Bigsmile

Man, Metal is so awesome, also that song rules! Anything you recommend to a fellow metal head?

lopoddity

Yup. Topher got grounded and his room was searched for any "devil contraband"- Merry found a Bal t-shirt and CD and trashed them, to Topher's fury and mortification. Topher is banned from listening to anything but Merry-approved, godly music. Buuuuut there's a place where Toph can go to listen to all the music he wants for free- the CD store at the mall. This is when Topher enters his mall goth phase and ends up exposed to all kinds of secular music, including his all-time favorite genre, punk rock. Then Merry and Eleanor's divorce leaves them both far too affected and apathetic to keep Topher on as tight a leash, so he starts experimenting with alternative fashion and blasting Bal on his walkman (walkdog?). Merry fully blames Balthazar for corrupting his poor, sweet little pup, not realizing that Bal only gave Topher an outlet to express the rage and hurt he'd felt for years living under Merry's thumb.

lopoddity

I get kinda shy talking about music I like because growing up my family had a pretty narrow view of what was considered real music, and were all so church-indoctrinated they literally believed rock music was satanic. I remember my cousin whispering to warn me that AC/DC stood for "After Christ, Devil Comes". Guhh so embarrassing. Anyway I like most mainstream hard rock & heavy metal artists, I think there's something to appreciate about every genre of rock. I even like groups rock fans aren't "supposed" to like, eg. Nickleback, Creed. I guess I'd recommend Nightwish, I only learned about them recently. And Judas Priest, I've been listening to a ton of Judas Priest lately. :3 Black Sabbath of course, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Rage Against The Machine too. I'm pretty picky about the vocals in my metal, I don't really like lyrics that are just *unintelligible throaty screaming* cuz I want to know what the song is about! Also I'm always a little miffed when sick ass guitar riffs/instrumentation is paired with goofy ass vocals, which definitely makes it tough to be an AC/DC fan (jk I'm a huge AC/DC fan idc if Scott and Johnson somehow both sound like marge simpson)

Lammergayier

NIGHTWISH MENTIONED!!!!!!!! I used to listen to them allllllllll the time in highschool omg. The imaginary AMVs in my head went so hard

D

Ok so as someone fixated on depictions of Baphomet as of late, was the likeness at all intentional? What with the focus on androgyny, Bal having breasts, being a goat (obviously), stoking flames of conservative hate, and even talking to children? Because I am fucking hereeeeeee for it either way

D

(Oh wait, Bal’s a Jacob’s Sheep! My mistake)

lopoddity

It's no mistake, you're spot on! Balthazar draws his design cues from Baphomet. >:3 I think it's kinda funny how historically speaking, Baphomet is just some guy (read: a pagan symbol of balance) that was later made out by the church to be Literally Satan. Just like Balthazar!

D

WICKEDDD I love that !! You’re making it hard for him to not be my favorite fuzzbutts character now

Bigsmile

Yo, never listened to Nightwish before, gotta say they're pretty damn good! I'll admit, I'm a fan of heavier stuff but I agree that death metal kinda turns to noise to me

Raizzae

Me 🤝 Topher discovering rock and metal for the first time Love it 💜

AsTheJayFlies

I just heard the news that ozzie osbourne died 😭

lopoddity

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS 😭