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(WIP) Be Mine (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-11 01:17:05
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2025-02-11 01:17:40
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2026-06
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“Who’s a good dog?”

Got big plans for my valentines day post. >:) I’ve sadly come to accept that I crack ship the FUCK out of these two. The Liv/Merry brainrot is real and it has me by the throat. Furthermore, I’m uh….I’m drawing them fucking, y’all. I am drawing it a lot. I don’t know if I’d quite call it porn (it’s not super titillating/explicit) but it will definitelyyyy be NSFW. Be prepared. Be afraid. >:D

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JoMama1516

How likely would this ever happen and the two freaks end up become a situationship? 😭

Emily Lemur

TELL ME WHY I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS BEFORE I CLICKED ON IT

RagingRiptide

OH I AM SO HERE FOR THIS 😈 Never hold yourself back, draw whatever your heart desires, whenever you feel like it. We will be here to HAPPILY eat it up!

Hazelskyes

Mother of GOD (quivering with excitement)

Jewell H

Forgive me Father but we stay sinning.

Angsty Ram

Oh this, this makes perfect sense. Amazing ✨ The toxicity would be incredible and so incredibly deadly. God, I bet after a while they wouldn’t stand each other, on their own high horses; blissfully unaware they are looking into a mirror. I never been more excited to witness something.

Tibbles Yorkie789

I need them to have the wrinkliest fornication to ever exist

lopoddity

It could happen as easily as two narcissists connecting on an estranged parent forum~

TiredGremlin

I didnt know I needed this BUT I DOOOOO

Madeleine McCoy

Draw as much horny wherever whenever you want do not deny yourself

knickknacks

I AM SO SCARED (I will be cackling like a madman when you post them)

knickknacks

they’re going to make each other so much worse. I cannot wait

Queenie

I am anticipating this with every fiber of my being

SketchyBug

It's saucy content with a mom character so I'm locked in regardless

Bluesettes

They're totally toxic for each other but revel in the fact they feel each has a more screwed up relationship with their kid(s).

GanashiAshaka

Oh lord you are going to make me have MORE mom problems

Lammergayier

LET'S GOOOOOOO LOVE LOSES, THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS 💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Doglover502

YESSS. GIVE US THAT TOXIC OLD PEOPLE They do deserve each other

Bigsmile

They are perfect for each other and I unironically hope it's canon....... So that they won't be inflicted on decent folk 😂

Bigsmile

I've recently learned about those forums and holy shit!

Midnight Lady

Rip Maple lol, first Merry keeps trying to hang around his ex wife, now he’s meet Liv that outpaces Maple by leagues and bounds.

mailebird

I'm so scared... Proceed.

AsTheJayFlies

I have never been more giddy to be an enabler in my fucking life

Rheanna

Nah. Live, be merry (ha!), and draw the porn. It’s like effective dieting - you gotta have cheat days or you go feral 😆

LunaStar52

I'm not one to usually comment cuz perpetually shy, BUT~ I don't think any of us would be complaining hard if you drop actual sex scenes beyond implying pics if you ever feel like it. You used to draw some nice sex NSFW back on tumblr days before the nsfw as a whole got nuked on there. Miss those times, but even so; whatever you feel most comfortable doing, I'm pretty sure we'll let you know if it's a thumbs up or thumbs down o3o As for these two Ma'am are you haunting my thoughts, I just was thinking the other day after reading Parental Instinct "Christ on a stick, this sack of shit that is Liv would be a disaster-yet-fit-right-on-in with hooking up with Merry." Two turds make a turd pile and I can't stop looking at it, no matter how bad both make me wanna punch them so hard their teeth fly out of their asses XD

lopoddity

Oh the milf levels are at MAXIMOM

lopoddity

Oh yeah, I miss back when tumblr had NSFW. It was as talented as it was horrific. I'm glad to have your support! <3 I just don't often get the urge to draw anything saucier than characters flirting or maybe showing a boob. I respect porn artists, you hafta be hella skilled to draw good smut. But it's not really my thing. At least not...porn drawn with the aim of being hot. I prefer using sex as yet another avenue to explore how characters are wired, how they get along with other characters. What kinks they have, and why. Sex as a part of life, as a facet of relationships, as a means of communication, rather than anything special. I'm typing all this while I draw Liv's fat jugs btw

lopoddity

I'm actually on a low cal diet rn and I don't do cheat days and I think all my pent-up impulse drive toward carbs has simply been reconstituted as a manic drive to draw old furry folk bumping uglies. A natural progression really

Ventia

That last sentence got me ngl XD

acoraxia

finally a reason to forward to valentine’s day

ummhallelujah

They deserve each other in a terrible... horrible... awful way

AsTheJayFlies

honestly same ive spent four years in the same fandom mostly because im active in the nsfw side where we put the asexual main character in horny situations as character analysis. put the emotionally constipated man in the inherently vulnerable position of getting railed. Shove the silent piner in a closet with his crush so that he pops a boner. i make my blorbos fuck as a means to get their feelings out

LunaStar52

Oh 100%! I getcha totally on drawing it to explore character interaction and also to see/feel what best suits each character (be it soft nsfw, sexual nsfw, kinks, or even just simple "hey this character I discovered likes to naked model for art schools" even that's an interesting analysis on an OC!) It's a shame that, even nowadays still, sex ed for adults even at a basic "hey it's okay to feel this type of way for this kink, just be careful" isn't talked about until one goes searching because they're having an internal crisis :( And oof HS sex ed/parental education also is just noooot supported. Too much "teens are still children, therefore they are pure and must NOT be shown anything like this" (which... pfft I remember being a teen; ooh boi LOL) and abstinence, and not enough support for exploring

SketchyBug

GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

tutt3rs

OH MY GOD

LunaStar52

PFFT Glad you liked that, Ventia XDD Liv is essentially my IRL blood mother. So there's personal venom there lmao

owlcoholik

If I can be vulnerable it’s hard for me to sympathize with Perry’s whole thing with his mom because the whole time I’m just thinking about how hot she is. Like I’m happy for you or sorry that happened Perry but outta my way I’m about to get it. FR tho as a Liv and Merry fan I am sat for this

LunaStar52

My ass is far too curious and so I'm CONSTANTLY thinking so many what-if scenarios, NSFW or not. Crackship stuff? I'mma eat that breakfast, lunch, AND dinner yum yum. I used to joke with my friends growing up when they would ask me what I do when I'm not with them, "Dawg, I'm harnessing the powers of my ADHD rn, you don't want to even know what I'm thinking about." XDDD

ElementInfusion

Okay, Listen… if you need to get saucy and beyond, I could not recommend any finer idea than Mona and Lulu. I can’t say your stuff is what GAVE me a Milf complex, but your characters certainly have egged it on. XD

White Dragon Milk

god lord the two worst people alive have formed an alliance

lopoddity

Ha, I felt the same way watching Shadow Weaver in the netflix She-Ra show. The fandom reduced her to an abuser who may or may not have aided in a genocide and threatened to murder a child but I really feel people were skating over a key facet of her character, which is that she's hot

Mastodon

RIP Merry, he died doing what he loved... cheating on his current wife...

Toadboss Ida

This made me laugh so hard. XD I’m looking forward to this messed up trainwreck of a treat.

Raizzae

Oh??? 👀

Scyllarus

I am also invested in horrible old people porn, but it's definitely in a "Ooo, a car on fire" sort of way. A "Dang, those are some massive flames" way. A "Oh, shit, is - oh, it exploded and definitely left no survivors" way. I know this is currently non-canon but I cannot stop thinking about Toffee and Perry just. Dead-eyed at a cafe while Merry and Liv are furiously making out at a faraway table.

marsh_beast

Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly rn I am PUMPED

lopoddity

They have glommed on to each other like leeches

lopoddity

My old dog Kona used to have "make-out sessions" with another senior dog. Like they'd lay next to each other and aggressively lick the insides of each others mouths for like an hour straight unless interrupted. It was terrible to witness and worse to hear from the other room at night, sounded like SCLUP HAFF SCHLORP SCHNAFF SHLURP. Anyway, that's what Merry and Liv making out would look/sound like. Except with lots of shameless groping and stroking thrown in as a bonus

Tibbles Yorkie789

If I’m picking up anything from the sketch… and in a multi-cat house there’s a hierarchy and normally “top cat” will assert dominance by grooming the others. Imagine the sound of sandpaper scraping across Merry’s bald head. *insert walk of shame Merry with a raw red strip down the middle on his noggin ☹️*

MiyaLaFlorDorada

Jajjajaja that's so relatable 😂, characters that are the worst in every sense of the world yet you can help to think "You are horrible and I don't approve none of your actions yet why you have to be so hot and fun in a mess up way" It happen to me with the Dark Schneider from Bastard!!, Akio from revolutionary girl utena, Carmila from Castlevania, The evil vampire ladies from Castlevania Nocturne, and well some of the villains/antagonists from HazbinHotel/Helluvaboss. It the meme of Helga "I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you..." 🤣

worrywool

If, big if here, Honey was snickerdoodle's surrogate, that means that Merry's missing out on two of 'his' grandkids lives and I wonder how he'd take that frustration because you know he'd be soooo entitled to them both

owlcoholik

Well if we’re sharing…a few that come to mind for me are Stella from helluva boss, Sofia lamb from Bioshock 2, GLaDOS from Portal…

MiyaLaFlorDorada

Ohhh you have the *sweet yet confuse feelings* for Stella too?! Gracias Jesus! I thought I was the only one, and even I have them for Velvet and Valentino from HazbinHotel... Don't get me wrong, they are HORRIBLE and I laugh like a maniac when they don't get their way and karma hit me, BUT! God their designs are soooo pretty! Also I really miss when characters are really bad people just because they feel like it and it's fun for them? You know maybe there's some backstory explaining the why they are like that maybe not, maybe it just their environment, but they are soooo fun evil assholes, so full of pride and ego that I can't help to feel to feel entertaining when they are in screen plus rolling my eyes cuz they swear they are hot shit. And their voices?! I love the VAs works with those characters, it's soooo good.

HolySin

I am absolutely looking forward to seeing this (I got Merry brainrot)

lopoddity

Oh yeah, Stella. I have trouble accepting her as a "villain" not just because she has a killer design and VA, but also cuz her character writing is shallow as a kiddie pool. Her entire role in the story is to be an obstacle for Stolas/Blitz, she's afforded zero depth or nuance beyond "mean bitch". It feels unfair, like why are the writers afraid to make her more complex? I don't think she's ever even had a conversation with Octavia. Imo, Andrealphus is an entirelyyyy superfluous character that should've been replaced with Stella. If you wanna make her an-evil-for-the -sake-of-being-evil disney villain, then go all out! Give her a campy villain song to sing! Have her be the one planning all the evil schemes! Why wouldn't she want Stola's power and title for herself? As is she's completely underwritten and it just makes me feel bad for her. Like I'd be a mean bitch too if I was arranged to marry/birth an heir for an uninterested gay man. Stella has straight up had no autonomy over her life since childhood, and then her husband cheats on her. So idc, nothing wrong with a little attempted murder on her end

owlcoholik

Honestly i turn my brain off when i watch HB im here for the toxic yaoi and fanficcy storyline. But. I will die on the hill that Octavia and Stella should have their personalities swapped. Would have added some real conflict for Stolas to cheat on a sad depressed wife and also would make more sense for a prissy kinda stupid mean girl daughter to lash out at her dad so much. Also would provide some contrast to her and Loona good god. But HB def feels like a fanfic and I have to respect that, it’s like a hallmark movie/telenovela for maladjusted gay people

Alight

I have to ask how the two of them would even meet, do they have any connections? Did they role in similar social circles? Perhaps a shared “Support Group for Disgraced Transphobe Parents”?

lopoddity

Oh, that'll actually be answered when I post the finished piece. :)