Get Your Shit Together Rookie (Patreon)

"Ah....Sergeant Spitfire, ma'am? Are you sure all this is completely necessary?"

"Necessary'? Is it 'necessary' for me to drink my own urine?"

".....Probably not."

"No! But I do it anyway, because it's sterile, and I like the taste!"

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in my head, Spitfire sounds less like a kid-friendly drill sergeant stereotype and more like Patches O'Houlihan from Dodgeball. Same voice and everything