What to Expect when You're A Male Seahorse Expecting (Patreon)

"Here's a quiz, which of the following is false? 

The seahorse often sings when it’s mating. 

The seahorse often mates under the soft light of  a full moon.

Or, the seahorse gives its partner a hug every morning during pregnancy. 

If you said false to any of those, you are a cynical  bastard when it comes to love, because the seahorse does all three. 

So you go out there and find your seahorse lover and put your ovipositor in........that part doesn’t really apply."