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edit: added smoky's extremely professional reaction

"Alright, agent, have it your way. No more fun and games."

Monty is PISSED

after a few people politely pushed to see that "buff manly-manly" Montezuma I'd previously considered drawing, I decided to cave, because y'all know i love drawing muscles

(best believe i referenced from DBZ)

Monty likes to think of himself as being rather sophisticated and prefers to talk his way out of most situations, leaving violence as a last resort. This gentlemanly pacifism isn't particularly helpful, however, when one is being constantly, persistently, annoyingly tailed by a extremely tireless agent of the government. Sometimes you just gotta square up.

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ApofisNecros

Oh fuck. Edit: Now that I've had a chance to cool off, I imagine that Smokey got his ass soundly handed to him in this encounter, purely because he'd never seen this side of Monty before.

Robo87

Smoky is probably wondering if flashing the man tiddies was a distraction attempt. Because it was working

lopoddity

XD the original joke was that Smoky was so busy looking down (at dem tiddies), he didn’t notice the fist flying toward his face

lopoddity

Oh yes. I imagine Smoky made his typical dramatic entrance, roughing up Monty’s minions, including a new young one Monty had just assured would have a pleasant, uneventful first day....and then here comes Smoky, throwing people around like toys, breaking jaws and limbs on his stupid noble crusader shtick. Monty figures since violence is the only language the agent seems to speak, now’s a great time for him and Smoky to have a private chat. And by chat, I mean Smoky got his shit kicked in

Robo87

Well now I gotta know about this poor new minion and his very NOT pleasant VERY VERY eventful first day. Though, despite his broken leg and a couple weeks of nightmares, he didn't lose his chipper workplace moral and happily continued on Monty's employment. And anyways he wasn't giving up these kind of benefits! He gets dental! On another note I get the feeling that Monty sees his "minions" as family members, people he actually cares about and is very protective over

lopoddity

Yup! Monty’s one of those “this isn’t just a workplace, this is a family” kinda bosses, except he actually, genuinely means it. He always remembers his minions’ birthdays and keeps up with the big events in their lives. Sometimes Smoky plans a big bust on Monty’s lair only to find the “contraband” he’d thought Monty was smuggling was really just party supplies for Teoxihuitl and Meztli’s 20th wedding anniversary

MEllegoo

Ohh look at that happy trail

DragonCookies

Smoky about to square up: ohboy hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

Ari Nala

He about to get his shit rocked.

Colbyr

I was having such a lousy day but then I saw Smoky being gay with Tiddies and it made me go :)))

lopoddity

when the enemy tiddy got you thinking about betraying your country

Colbyr

(Smoky's thoughts) 'sorry bon bon but you didn't see his ABS I would LICK TH- uhhh mission status report, right. Mission failed. Unavoidable, really.'