Ferrets and Guinea Pigs (Patreon)

PB assumed ferrets were like gerbils or hamsters or some other harmless kibble-eating cutie from a petstore, and thus bound to be a perfect friend for Edgar Allen Piggie! Buuut Cloudy knows ferrets are actually obligate carnivores....bred to kill animals many times their own size....and that her smelly bastard pets would devour Edgar the second Peebs lets him out of his ball. Protect your piggie, Peebs!