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The word 'bear' does not refer to the actual animal. Instead, the word originates from the term for "brown" or "wild animal", with the most accurate translation of bear being "the brown one". Ancient humans used this euphemistic expression out of fear that speaking the animal's true name might cause it to appear. Thus the word "bear" is thought to be the oldest known euphemism in human history. 

I was watching a documentary earlier about bears, and it got me thinking about that delicate line they walk between cute and terrifying. Sometimes bears just look like big clumsy dogs, complete with puppy eyes.

(curious polar bear trying to squeeze past ladder slots to inspect the humans above)

Other times....they resemble monsters out of our very worst nightmares.

(curious polar bear trying to break into a glass cage to "inspect" the human inside)

Far be it from me to pretend animals are dangerous man-hungry brutes instead of, well.....animals. But bears can (and sometimes- rarely- do) eat us. And that feeds into centuries of fascination and fear. I think the same attitudes would carry over into FB. Of course anthro bears don't eat the flesh of (sapient) animals, but they're still seen as one of the most powerful, dangerous, and unpredictable predators alive. Cupcake is strong enough to haul a pickup truck and her bite can crush a bowling bowl. And yet....she cute. Cupcake possesses the same duality as any bear, able to switch from cute and cuddly to pants-shittingly horrifying in the blink of an eye.

In the first pic, Priscilla (and an absolutely terrified Victoria) are asking Cupcake to bend down for a selfie with them. In the next, Cupcake ponders who ate the last of her mom-made jam biscuits. 

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Morghann Patterson

I’m pretty curious as to how Penny and Cupcake became a duo, and if they’re still together in this verse!

Vio_dacreator

This dichotomy oddly reminds me of hyena's how their seen as dirty,lazy and weak but in reality there really smart pack oriented animals that have a the Crrrushing force of a lion.

TheTabbyBadger

She really is such a cutie in that first one, that lil’ blush <3

Dean

i forego my self preservation and hug cupcake anyways. no one can stop me.

Colbyr

The beginning of this reads almost like an SCP for some eldritch horror that appears when you name it and now I desperately want to know what the original name for bears was if "bear" was meant to be a placeholder.....also, whoever ate the last jam biscuit.....r u n

Robo87

*2nd pic* Penny: Well mark me down as scared AND horny....*flees because they really did eat the biscuits* I LOVE bears but yeah they are just...an absolute powerhouse of an animal and not to be fucked with. I have an awed respect of people who have survived bwar attacks. Once in a zoo a polar bear stood right up against the glass and Im 6 feet tall and I came up to his BELLY BUTTON and im just staring up at this bear whose paw is bigger then my entire head and the only thought that crossed my mind was simple acceptance that I would die. I wouldn't even fight. Id see a bear charging me in the woods and Id fling my soul from my body

Melody Williamson

I think I'm the only one who finds bears ugly. 😅 like idk they have souless beady black eyes it's so weird. I like drawings of bears/cartoon ones, those are cute! But irl bears are just not it. I like that bit of trivia you added, I've never heard of that.

RagingRiptide

I currently work as a zookeeper, and while I mostly work with large cats and Hyenas, I’ve worked with bears before (specifically brown bears). I’ve never been more intimated working with any other animal, those things are MASSIVE up close. Their paws are literally the size of my face. I can’t help but love them though, Espeically with how playful they can be!

Bigsmile

Ok seriously, you got a talent for drawing horror, that second pic with Cupcake actually kinda hit the 'yikes' part of my brain.

lopoddity

*cue Cupcake grabbing Penny like a lemur-shaped squeaky toy*

lopoddity

Thanku, i used to frequent horror art subreddits like r/imsorryjon, riiiight up til I started having nightmares

Bigsmile

I never heard of that until you mentioned it...... I have now seen things that will be with me until I die.