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The Weather Outside Is Frightful (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-18 06:13:51
Edited:
2023-06-29 21:49:50
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2026-06
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When we finally kiss goodnightHow I'll hate going out in the stormBut if you'll really hold me tightAll the way home I'll be warm~

more wistful winter art. i tried to watch a christmas movie in the backyard today....it was muggy and i got devoured by mosquitoes. >:C *cries in Floridian*

Perry is a cold weather critter and loves wintertime. I imagine he woke up, saw it was snowing, then ran into the backyard and dove face-first into a snowdrift. Tibbs meanwhile took his time getting up and dressing warmly, and has now fished his idiot husband out of the snow for kisses, breakfast, and cocoa dusted with cinnamon~

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Colbyr

The only thing Perry doesn't like about winter is how his glasses steam up after he spends a long time outside and then returns indoors, but even that can be forgiven when Tibbs uses it as a way to surprise him with kisses that Pare (literally) doesn't see coming ~

lopoddity

Perry, cheerfully: wow i sure hope this giant bristly-furred person smooching me is my husband cuz otherwise this is about to get real fuckin awkward

shield

god i miss winter so much :( in in southern california, they don't have it here either T_T

Robo87

*pained wailing* they're so cute I'm going to die

Nette Marie

Tibbs: *walks outside to retrieve his small husband* Perry where are you? *Hears a sound and looks down to see a very wide eyed perry buried up to his head in the snow with just his face sticking out* Perry you look like you're high on catnip. Perry: I'm high on life love. also it's snow. Tibbs: You need to come inside because even you will catch your death. *proceeds to fetch his husband and try to pick him up as he squirms playfully making him laugh*

Robo87

Oops, hear me out Im getting another random ass for funsie hc. So thinking MAYBE Tibbs and Teddy are either 1. Related (half brothers or cousins or something), 2. Old college roommates and best friends. Either way it gives Teddy endless joy to mericessly tease Tibbs about ending up with someone who loves the bitterly cold winter as much as Tibbs hates it. And yes Teddy adores Perry and is thrilled that Tibbs is with someone who makes him so happy. They bond over their "certifiably insane love of holiday paraphernalia", as Tibbs puts it

Crowbat Studios

For as much hot chocolate as they drink I feel like Tibbs has tried to gift Perry really froo-froo gourmet mixes but lynx husband returns from grocery shopping with a box of Swiss Miss everytime

lopoddity

I love this! :D Do you mind if I use it?

lopoddity

hmmmm LOVE THIS? It's better than my idea, I was thinking about having Tibbs and Cupcake being long-lost half-siblings but remain oblivious to every clue, even when everyone around them is on the edge of their seats waiting for them to figure it out

Robo87

Oooh whadda bout both? Ted and Tibbs are half brothers, perhaps with Tibbs being the eldest (momma had an active social life). Though in their case "half siblings, whole love". They are very close. Cupcake is their baby half-sister (and currently none of them are aware of this) but for whatever circumstances had to be given up for adoption when the boys were still quite young. Im sure that wasn't so deeply tramatic for them they both have some repressed memories of a chonkey cute bear cub giggling as her big brothers made funny faces at her Perhaps upon meeting Cupcake something triggers Ted's deeply suppressed memories....

Marion

I LOVE Tibbs ! He reminds me so much of my boyfriend. Tall, built like barn, metalhead, a total sweetheart :D

Dean

Question time!!! How does attraction between different animal species work? Is Perry attracted to Tibbs in the way he'd be attracted to another lynx? Of course they're in a loving and complete romantic relationship I'm not implying it's not but, for the most part animals are programmed to find their own species (or in rare cases, the species they were raised by/imprinted on) so I'm curious on how this works here :)

lopoddity

Interesting question! :D I decided to look into it. All animals are biologically hard-wired to seek out members of their own species to mate. But. Many animals are somewhat opportunistic. Seals will go after penguins, birds routinely do mating dances for humans, wild coyotes will mate with dogs, lions in captivity will breed with tigers. Even early humans cross-bred with neanderthals. So I’ve decided that in Fuzzbutts, one of the reasons mixed-species couples get side-eyed is because they’re not seen as legitimate or loving, just couples being lazy and opportunistic. A dog dating a dog is fine….a dog dating a wolf is a little weird, but acceptable….a dog dating a WILDEBEEST, though? That dog is a WHORE! >:O A little tramp that couldn’t be bothered to find a fellow canine. In reality, however, it’s not pure opportunism that drives different species to hook up. The people of FB are, well…..people. Just like humans, they evolved to be highly social and instinctively form close bonds. This social instinct tends to trump the drive to date within their own species. A bit like how humans instinctively fear wolves, yet if we encounter a tame one, we’ll likely eventually want to pet and feed it. This social compulsion would be how Tibbs formed a connection to Perry. Present day Tibbs would be a bit embarrassed to admit that he wasn’t initially attracted to Perry when they first met. Not that he found him ugly, it’s simply that Perry was a co-worker, and furthermore, a different species. A predator, a CAT. Very far removed from the big bristly sow-ladies Tibbs was used to. Tibbs was entirely indifferent to him, it honestly didn’t occur to him that dating a lynx was even an option. But over time, as they form and deepen their friendship, Tibbs is startled when he finds himself thinking that Perry is kinda beautiful, in ways he’d never noticed before. He finds himself fascinated with how different they are. Romance and love only amplify the attraction, the Tibbs of today would say that Perry is the most handsome creature alive, and he means it. Perry’s a different case, he found Tibbs attractive from day one. Perry is naturally attracted to his fellow felines, if you'd asked him when he was a teen what his future spouse would look like, he'd have answered a lynx, or perhaps a bobcat. But Perry is not exclusively attracted to felines, and it's this that gets him labelled a deviant. Of course, most animals also experience attraction outside their own species, but few (especially proud, snooty cats) would admit it aloud. Tibbs goes against everything Perry is programmed to like- he's big and burly where a lynx should be small and sleek, his coat is bristly instead of soft, he is not fierce and savage. But Perry likes him anyway, not in spite of these differences, but because of them. Basically, the people of FB may be animals, but they’ve got a lot of humanity to them, and humans are renowned for loving and appreciating anything and everything outside of ourselves.