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hm. well then, sucks to suck prissy

As I mentioned here, Priscilla eventually gets the financial support to turn her amateur rinky-dink beauty salon into a full blown luxury boutique, complete with a spa. This upgrade means she needs more staff than just herself and Tadeo, so she recruits a small cluster of beauty professionals to help her hide the fact she has no idea what she's doing. (Oh god, who made her a boss?? Do her staff even like her??? Is she paying a fair wage adjusting for current inflation???? AGGJHAJHjhjh)

Meet Doris. One of Priscilla's very first hires, Doris is a mighty mandrill of a woman, a licensed masseuse with the power to pound even the tough muscles of an elephant into relaxed, blissful jelly. As Doris is in her late forties, she ends up taking a second-in-command position to young Priscilla, amusedly giving her management advice ("At the end of the day, you're their boss, not their friend") as well as the kind of general life advice that can only be given by a confident older woman that has seen and dealt with decades of bullshit. 

Doris is a queer trans woman. Mandrills exhibit a high degree of sexual dimorphism, with (cis) males having larger bodies, bigger canine teeth, and a flashy facial crest. Some transgender female mandrills opt for hormone therapy to dull their crests, but Doris feels no such desire. She is, to her delight, 100% at home within her own skin. She is strong and beefy, her crest is vivid and beautiful, her voice is low-pitched and rumbly- and she's all woman. Her confidence is what led to Pris hiring her on the spot. Sometimes Priscilla panics and wants to hide and let Doris handle running the salon- but Doris will just come upend whatever table Pris is hiding under and make her face her fears. Anxiety is a liar, boss! >:D You got this!

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SmilesPerHour

Oof, I know that feeling, Priscilla. Thank God for competent/supportive coworkers :)

Robo87

STOP MAKING BUFF GORGEOUS WOMEN YOU KNOW THATS MY GODDAMN KRYPTONITE fuuuck imma lesbean again >:| Oh sweet Cilly I feel you baby girl. How the fuck did I think as a kid that by the time Im in my 30's I'd know how to adult? I'm 32 and I still need an adult!

Doglover502

Very glad you're still staying safe with the hurricane going on I love Doris. We all need a Doris in our life How big is Priscilla's staff?

lopoddity

Wait you don't automatically have life figured out when you hit 30? Well, shit

lopoddity

I may add more, but for now, Priscilla's staff consists of four. Tadeo (tapir, personal assistant/unofficial IT guy/general stylist), Doris (mandrill, masseuse), Flo (flamingo, hair/feathers/talons stylist), and Marsha (tree frog, bath house operator). Bruce also sometimes helps out with bookkeeping or nail painting whenever he needs a bit of extra cash.

Robo87

Growing up was the biggest scam ever. Those sitcoms lied to me -10/-10 wouldn't recommend

MEllegoo

I was immediately reminded of Gori from aggretsuko when I saw Doris!

The Faerie Merchant

Doris is so fuckin cool holy shit i love her This made me think! Since so many animal species have more flamboyant, colorful males that keep themselves groomed and pretty to attract a mate (especially birds) is dressing up/being colorful considered a more masculine trait in some species? Or gender neutral? Or does it overall reflect our current societies gender roles?

D

Obsessed w her obsessed w her obsessed w her obs

D

Thank you as always for the diversity in your cast. As an enby who presents very femme and likes it that way, this is representation I didn’t realize I needed. it genuinely makes me feel more at home in my skin to read about a character who lives as themselves proudly without doing everything to fit in some arbitrary box

Silage_KiddZ45

ooooo I love her! Love seeing the addition of more trans characters in your cast!!! I can't wait to see more of Priscilla and her boutique

Must Love Frogs

Welcome Doris, mighty primate queen of my heart (seriously I'm like Brock from Pokemon)

Must Love Frogs

Have I got some unfortunate news for you!

Bigsmile

29! Still got time before the government officially labels me a "Fuck Up" on my license

Gleeman and Artist

I love Doris already. We all could use someone like Doris in our lives. Also I really feel Priscilla on that. I turned 30 last year and I def still have no idea what I'm doing. Tbh I feel like being an adult is just pretending you know what you're doing when you never do haha

lopoddity

Thank you! :D I'm so glad you like her and relate to her, that's exactly what I was hoping for. Privately I was a little worried people would see a big buff semi-masculine trans lady and think I was making a mean-spirited joke. Not the case at all! I don't see a lot of older trans characters that are treated respectfully by the narrative even when they don't "pass" (ie. Doris looks notably different from a cis female mandrill- and she's quite comfortable with that fact. Much of her appearance is her own choice). Doris is a kind of character I've always longed to see, so I made her up myself.

lopoddity

all this tells me is i should probably give her a "washimi' to hang out with >:3

lopoddity

Hmm, good question. :3 It bodes further thinking, I'll need to read up more on avian sexual dimorphism and plumage.

Golden Risuto

Oof, those years of panic... We feel ya, Priscilla!