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Published:
2023-03-23 22:49:37
Edited:
2023-07-17 01:15:19
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2026-06
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Decided to dust off my wobbly memories of 10th grade web design class and take a shot at what the front page of Gigi’s main website (her company is made of multiple viral content hubs and sister sites) might look like. Welcome to BitchWorthy~

Bitchworthy is a female-focused online magazine with a heavy lean toward LGBTQ topics and progressive politics. Or at least it is in theory. BW is still a company, which means it must curate itself in ways that help it stay alive. This means lots and LOTS of clickbait. Bitchworthy sits at a curious intersection between glittery girlboss faux-feminist (“teehee, stand up for civil rights by buying this new eyeliner!”) and ….actual hard-hitting journalism (eg. examining the uncomfortable practices behind the lab meat industry, calling out corrupt politicians, ripping into sexist expectations among species, giving a voice to disenfranchised folk). Bitchworthy is an odd site that has somehow clung on to relevancy throughout the years, and it is the crown jewel of Gigi’s social media empire.

i had fun coming up with the stupid ass headlines, lol can u tell

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WAr

Desperately want to read that article about Madeline mauler lol

ollie c.

this looks fantastic!! your worldbuilding is always so cool to see! :] i would love to see more of gigi; she’s quickly becoming one of my favorites

Shaylin A.

Okay actually Madeline is so fucking cool and has the most epic character design.

Bigsmile

I demand Madeline articles or I shall riot!.... For reals though, you caught that perfect mix of scummy pandering mixed with actual journalism...... But yeah, Madeline is very neat and metal as shit EDIT: Ohhhhhh! Skye wrote the meat advertisement story! Missed that at first, lol

TheHaywaiianHorse

I need to know who this Jupiter is 👀 Such a headline; leave it to an English? teacher to lay on the alliteration on an annihilation of the generation...that was awful I need to take a nap...ation.

Paladin

You did an excellent job! I really love Madeline!

Robo87

I love this!!! And I want to actually read all these articles XD Especially Miss Madeline’s ❤️ “Sex worker kills stalker”, me: You’re doing AMAZING sweetie

lopoddity

Jupiter is Jupe. :3 I made 2 posts featuring him a while back, he's Bruce's red fox ex-bf. I think he has his own tag "Jupe" in my tags, or you can just put Jupe in my page's search bar. Also good lord I am not an English teacher, haha. I'm a visual art instructor! >:3

lopoddity

Wow I'm really glad to hear it, I designed her in like 10 minutes haha

TheHaywaiianHorse

Yeah I feel dum. I remembered and realized after I commented but felt I needed the shame...

lopoddity

Her original quote was "The police refused to act", but I decided it was too passive. She had a knife and was WAITING on that asshole to break in

QuietZen

Honestly we need more of that

TheTabbyBadger

Ohhhh I love all of this so much! And I love the name you ended up on, it’s clever and perfect for this!

Imogen

Seconded

owlcoholik

Damn what kind of ad could have possibly sparkled that headline XD there’s some dark sided shit going on here

lopoddity

Hmmm. You know how the Gerber line of puréed baby food has that iconic picture of a giggling baby on every can? Imagine a similar cute happy baby picture, except it’s slapped on a product that’s meant to be very structurally similar to meat made of said baby. 🙂 The company tried to play it off as a big silly blunder, but privately sent their cutesy kid angle back to the drawing board and returned to their original sexy mascot (“Lamberta”, a curvy lady sheep with shaved shapely legs to push dem tasty faux lamb chops.) The meat industry in FB is very creepy I cannot emphasize this enough

Haselwoelfchen

Okay now I'm curious to know more about the "creepy meat industry" in FB :D

Syd D.

Aw man anthro fight rings / blood sport is probably nuts. Especially if you consider how many dogs humans bred to fight (tosa inu, pitbull, cane Corso, any protection dog really) I bet there's quite a bit of money/glory in it. Like I assume the to the death matches are illegal, but what about bitesport? That's a legitimate sport for working dogs to train in with a handler. There must be some sort of "family friendly" version, like an Olympics category in MMA or something

MEllegoo

I want to see more of Madeleine!

Robo87

I’m suddenly remembering you writing that Logan runs a self defense class in his gym and now I’m picturing that legally, Logan does NOT condone, encourage, or teach lethal violence …..MORALLY, however….look if someone in his class comes up to him in private, genuinely scared for their lives or the life of a loved one….well Logan might know a few moves he doesn’t show the general class and a surprising knowledge of weapons should a life-or-death situation arises (this is not hinting at some nefarious past or anything it’s that when Logan commits to something he goes in 120% and by god he WILL make sure his class is safe in any situation)

lopoddity

Lots of predators enjoy casual games that involve their teeth, such as tug of war and a variant of it, rip-the-rag. But true bitesport like the kind in our world is seen as barbaric- and a great way to damage one's teeth. This isn't to say people don't do it anyway- in fact, canines who practice how to bite and latch usually do so in preparation for bloodsport. In unregulated dog fights ("death matches", as they're often called), the goal is to get your jaws around the opponent's throat to cut off blood flow to the brain, which causes them to pass out. Death is not the goal, but it can happen, as can brain damage and windpipe trauma. But the more common dogfighting rings (like the one Maddy was in) employ "safety measures", meaning each dog wears a spiked collar that protects against the potentially deadly choke-bite. Unfortunately this just makes the game all the bloodier, since the dogs cannot incapacitate each other quickly and easily they must instead go for throttle-bites (eg. grip opponent's wrist in your teeth, shake and roll until their arm is mangled or broken) or slash-bites (quick slashes made by the fangs, end goal being to exhaust opponent from pain and blood loss. Very brutal, dogs can end up ripping each other's ears, tails, and eyes this way). Since bitesport is associated with bloodsport, most predators don't engage with it.

owlcoholik

That’s so fucked up in a bizarre way i was not expecting, that one scene of Bojack with the chicken farmer rooster comes to mind. I was picturing something like that Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad but with a wolf kid handing a sheep a hot dog XD idk if it’s bad I wanna see that sheep lady logo tho…

AsTheJayFlies

madeline’s story is so intriguing, like many of your characters :0 i want to see absolutely everything about everyone (also, i hope im not being annoying by pointing out so many tagging errors, but this one doesnt have madeline’s character tag)

lopoddity

Not at all, I appreciate it. :)