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a secret, unpublished graduation draft!! life was hitting us with such force that we weren't able to complete it, but now we offer it to you in all its Unfinishedness.

congrats to all the Schmo Scholars out there, whether you graduated in 2020 or in ancient history––in that case, this congrats is just several years late. as always, have a GREAT DAY and   a GREAT LIFE 💖

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Posting our Schmoyoho Drafts - Zoom University

Here's a draft that didn't make it to our printing press–– HAPPY BELATED GRADUATION TO ALL THE SCHMO SCHOLARS

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Troy B.

[Thirty years from now] "Whatcha thinkin' about, grandpa?" - "Oh, I just got that old Zoom University song stuck in my head." "I've never heard of a Zoom University song." - "That's because it's from before you were born." "No, because my cranial chip has all the songs I want in a millisecond just by thinking about them, and there's no Zoom University song." - "Ah, well, you had to be a patron on Patreon." "What's that?" - "It was a thing artists had to use before the Great Artist Uprising of 2030."

More Games Please

Love this! Always got time for some more schmoyoho raps.