Hello. Your time has come. (Patreon)

UPDATE: as promised, comments are locked so we can start answering all of you monsters. 100+ questions? Y'all must really like us, huh?

Dear Top Secret Agents, you ready? Wait... Shit. I forgot your activation code. Hang on I must've written it somewhere. Why do I have so many notebooks? I told management we shouldn't rely on sleeper agents because that means we're really just relying on ourselves to have our shit together. Should've written it on a post it. Oh, there's the coupon for my dentist at least WAIT. lol ok I'm a genius. Found it. Let me just fire y'all up real quick.

"Biakabutuka."

Ok sweet. Ready for the mission? We're putting together a monthly mailbag and we're relying on you for the questions. Leave a comment on this post with your question, please try to keep it concise and we're starting with one question per account (self-police that) since we have no real clue how many we're going to get and want to make sure we can answer as many as possible - if not every single one. Based on the community chat, I have my doubts but it's good to have goals.

Each mailbag will include answers from across the team and we'll start generating some sort of Top Secret Base FAQ as we go. Have a hunch there will be a few Jon-related questions each time so can make sure no one's left in the dark.

Alright. Have at it. We'll lock the comments EOD Tuesday, May 21st, and then get started on building the mailbag. XOXO.