Chris Paul and Jose Alvarado had beef because they are both annoying (Patreon)

Chris Paul and Jose Alvarado’s paths crossed briefly in 2022 and it was like two mosquitos bumping into each other in the woods, their wings instantly getting tangled so they just buzz harder, jabbing their face-needles at each other– all while someone with type 0 blood (mosquito’s favorite) sits tantalizingly close. 

That was a fun extended metaphor to write, lemme unpack it. Paul and Alvarado are both irritating players who flop and buzz around defenders' faces like mosquitos. 

They met each other in the woods that was the 2022 Western Conference opening round. 

The person with type 0 blood is the Larry O'Brien trophy. But that’s self explanatory, you probably already got that. 

In short, this beef is what happens when an irritant gets irritated. 

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