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I love this guy so much. That was probably already made clear in Part 1, which is here if you want to catch up. We already saw the Big Cat's cheerful obstinance become something of a trademark in Part 1. In Part 2, we learn that this does not reflect Andrés Galarraga the ballplayer so much as Andrés Galarraga the man.

His story is one of my very favorite stories to be found in the history of baseball, and now that I've finally made enough room for his story, I feel like I can put this series to bed. The History of Charging the Mound is, in terms of total videos, my largest project ever on a single subject, and what's amazing is that I easily have enough material to last another dozen episodes or more.

I'm wrapping it up here for a couple reasons, the first of which is more prohibitive and technical: support for Google Earth Pro, the software I use to build the world in which my projects live, is phasing out next year. Rather than testing fate, waking up one morning, and finding that nothing works anymore, I decided that jumping over to new software now was the safest call. That software, which many of you are probably already familiar with, is Blender, and I gotta say: this shit is awesome. Throughout my decade-plus of using Google Earth to produce video, it always felt like I was hacking it somehow. Every time I actually completed a project, it felt like I was dodging a bullet, because I'd used a piece of software in a way that it was not at all intended to be used. It worked every time, which speaks to how incredibly well-built that software is.

But holy shit is it nice to operate in a program that was actually intended for my purposes. At some point in the future, I hope to go into more detail about these processes, because I think it offers a lot of entertainment value and a lot to laugh at. Blender presented a steep learning curve for me at first, which I expected, but after about two months of experimentation and production, I'm already comfortable enough with it to produce my first Blender-generated project. (That should start coming your way early next month, fingers crossed.) It lets me work faster, do WAY more stuff, and make that stuff look better and more fun. There seems to be all upside and no downside, both for me and for you, the viewer. If anything, I wish I'd made the jump a year or two ago.

All the same, it was a little bittersweet to hand-draw my final shitty-looking polygon and close the book, both on that software and on The History of Charging the Mound. I've had a blast with this, and I hope you have too. Continuing it would mean rebuilding the whole damn thing in Blender, which would not be impossible. Either way, the second reason for putting it on ice is that I've been working on it for an entire year. I haven't grown tired of it in the least, but it's probably best to leave before I do.

And, again, I could not have found a more personal satisfying note to end on than the story of El Gran Gato. Telling it has been a real privilege. Thank you all so much for throwing down some of your hard-earned bucks and showing up for it. If you're interested in sharing it with your pals who aren't on Patreon, I think both parts will probably land on our YouTube channel sometime around Christmas.

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Owen Gette

is the plan for monthly Bois still on?

Alchemist Jijo

the end of an era in more ways than one. thanks Jon for suffering through the years of google earth to develop a truly unique and defining style for your videos- and i look forward to the crazy shit you'll push blender to in the future

Zattis

Oh, I just know this is gonna be good. Thank you, Jon, for this masterclass of a series, and thank you to for introducing me to many a sports rabbit hole I never would have gone down otherwise. It’s a shame the software you’ve built much of your work around is shutting down, but hopefully Blender will treat you better.

Boreal Tempest

This has been a great series and I hope at the very least there's a time when you can tell some of these stories in asides you might make doing other projects. Thanks for all of this and for making all those polygons over the years.

Boreal Tempest

I'm excited to see the redrawn Dorktown city plan in Blender someday.

Dr. Katz

Soak it up, this is the last video Jon will ever make with Google Earth.

Dr. Katz

There needs to be an archive where we can view the raw charts for ourselves.

James baird

I’m definitely going to miss the google earth style, I know blender will look fantastic but I think it’ll be the little things that I’ll miss the most. The one that comes to mind immediately is the stars in the sky, seeing them when you pan around ads a really unique vibe and I’ll miss seeing them

Jack Melby

Well done as always, Jon! I've enjoyed this series immensely :D

David Dyte

Waaaay back when I was a student in Australia and learning about baseball from Usenet, someone held a competition to create the biggest team of stiffs in 1993, and I took one look at Galarraga's 1992 numbers and jumped on the chance to put him on my team. Then he went to Colorado. That didn't work out so well for me.

Parker

i won't lie i thought these had been made in blender for like the last seven years. i've tried google earth and i've never figured out how he does the 3d stuff

Parker

jon i know this is supposed to be the end of the series but as an atlanta native PLEASE cover the 1984 braves-padres game. i've watched the jomboy video of it but it's just not quite the same :(

David Grier

this has been a monumental series and idc about sports at all. Well done.

Pietro Gagliardi

Hearing about everything going down at Google since I got laid off in January 2024, I'm actually legitimately surprised they were still able to keep Google Earth Pro going until now. It's just not the same company anymore, unfortunately.... But hey, just like Andrés Galarraga, I guess sometimes you just have to find a new way to flourish. One question I don't think was ever answered: why were some of the names in the player name/picture lowercase and some uppercase?

Iron Cutler

This is probably the seventh or eighth time Jon Bois has made me cry about a guy who retired from professional sports when I was between negative-20 and 10 years old

qdoggie

Something very funny about Bobby Brocolli starting out with google earth because of Jon's style, deciding to switch to Blender years ago, and now Jon jumping too. I'd be surprised if Jon hasn't seen those exact videos about the switch though. Probably just means it's the most logical path forward. Using Earth is 100% a bodged hack but that's part of the beauty of it. As a nerd, making existing tools do things they were never designed for and actually getting useful output from it, rather than a "ha ha it runs doom but no one will ever play through a whole wad on it" tech demo, is cool as heck. Looking forward to the new Blender era in any case. Please make a 100ft tall low poly sculpture of yourself on a pedistal in Blender. You can probably blow it up too. I think it would be fun.

Jonathan Blum

i will always watch and listen to jon bois tell me something about a little insignificant detail about a sport i have no interest in at all.

Niamh Noelle Williams

There's something kind of... Not ironic, exactly, but there's something funny about Jon popularizing a style of video with Google Earth, inspiring a legion of others to imitate that style in Blender (apropos of nothing, Cambrian Chronicles and Bobby Broccoli are awesome), and then Jon himself moving to Blender. It's like if you saw Dave Davies showing off his new pedalboard.

J.R. Hyde

I'm still curious to see the biggest mound-charging constellation of all. Without compiling it myself, my best guess is that it'd be the one containing Reggie Jackson?

PsyMar

Hah! Like most of my fantasy baseball stories but in reverse!

Lacan

What a series. This was a ton of fun and salute to making google earth work better than anyone. Blender era jon about to go crazy

PsyMar

I think Sammy Sosa should count in the "returned from injury/illness" category. He wasn't the same player after that fastball hit him in the head in 2003, and I maintain that's what ran him out of the league, only to make his way back in 2007 to be the best player on my fantasy team (which tells you all you need to know about my fantasy team that year)

PsyMar

Well, okay I'll also mention that fantasy team was in a 20 team league with 25 players per league. Despite him being on a minor league contract I took Sosa in the 24th round and stashed him on my bench because, I mean, would you rather take a guy who's going to ride the bench all season or a guy who might not make it back to the majors but also MIGHT make the starting lineup? Because those are your choices in the 24th round of a 20 team draft

Wyatt Reed

Has it been a year already? What a great series, even for someone who has set the standard so high for themself already. I cant wait to see what you get up to next. Thanks for everything!

Fox Doucette

I'm interested to see what tech stacks BobbyBroccoli, Summoning Salt, and Pinholes Graham will bring out for their future videos. The Jon Bois coaching tree runs deep, and they're all losing access to the software that they learned from Jon's inspiration.

Cole Mitchell

Thank you Jon for yet another incredible series!

Ethan Rosa

This series got me started on the Patreon because I was so excited for the next episode. Happy to be here now and looking forward to sticking around. Thank you for this incredible series :)

Glitch Alter Ego

I love the phrase "often outnumber their opponent 9 to 1". I know it's about bench clearings but I imagined a world in which someone gets ejected and the team has to play with 1 fewer fielder

Kevin Graham

I really need to add one to that sample of pitchers with one appearance with an asterisk: Chris Davis. He ended up going out in the 16th inning against the Red Sox, and pitched 2 scoreless, got 2 strikeouts and a win. He isn't in the sample because he pitched in garbage time later in his career. But hey, that pitching win puts him in rarefied air: he's only one of four to hit 50 homers and get a pitching win.

Ben P

Thank you Jon! As someone too young to have watched the Galarraga's of sports history pre-2010ish, it's always great to learn about these amazing stories

Benefit of the Doud

I think it's a high compliment to Jon that at some point, I forgot he was still doing these in Google Earth. Well done, sir!

Brolty

I’ve always liked Andres Galarraga ever since I was a kid, but I never had a real reason before now besides him having a fun nickname, great actual name, and slamming the heck out of the ball. Everything I learned about this man was fantastic, and this episode and series was a delight throughout.

yeggog

For now, all that's happening is that Google Earth Pro won't be available for download from Google, but it will continue to work (yes, tech companies say things like that all the time, but they're surely not going to go back on it immediately, so it probably has at least another couple years of usability left). BobbyBroccoli already switched to Blender after his first project; only the Schön series was made in Google Earth. On Bluesky, Jon has said that he will be switching to Blender, too, and he's learning it right now.

Mateusz Jedryczka

Dear God, I am now part of the Big Cat Posse. You have made me a Galaraga fan and I need to go watch some tape.

Brooks Ward

WAIT you've been doing this in Google Earth the whole time?

Brooks Ward

THAT'S WHY THE LONG SHOT IS ALWAYS SPACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Nate Chaoweeraprasit

12:30 might honestly be one of my favorite needle drops in any of these for me it's that, the a-rod reveal in the mariners doc, and the aaron brooks reveal in falcons doc

Russet Burbank

But there's so much more space for more constellations...

Pietro Gagliardi

I can't speak for the others but BobbyBroccoli moved off Google Earth ages ago; pretty much everything he did after the Jan Hendrik Schon videos have been Blender (the Bogdonovich videos even saying as much in their credits). He did put out a Google Earth tutorial of his own called "How to Animate Like Jon Bois" but a few years later he made a longer Blender-specific tutorial

Braxton M

i'm excited to see what you can do with blender and it's the end of an era for you and Google Earth. I hear it is amazing software and make sure to toss some of our coin over to them so they can keep building it.

jay butler

If i had one wish for Secret base, it would be Falcons/Vikings supercuts, and a mount charging supercut. I do not envy your cpus

Kip Degeorges

Niche question that I'm hoping someone smarter can answer: Was Mike Piazza on the Marlins during that 1997 Rockies-Marlins game? Would be neat to know how many mound charges both he and Galaragga were before present for.

Klutz Kerman

I came to watch baseball content in a strange way. I didn't follow it at all until I got sucked into Blaseball during the pandemic years. Even now I mostly follow Bananaball, and I've only been to our local Double-A games a few times. But I think Jon shows why those silly offshoots of baseball are so compelling. Absurdity and heartbreak were already baked in. Baseball itself is composed of gods and demons and jesters - people telling stories about themselves and each other - and the parodies only had to move slightly from the baseline. Anyway. Thanks for telling stories, Jon.