Normal Boring Adulting (Patreon)

Ever wonder what exciting, jet-setting things I, a mildly internet-famous author, do on my rare days off? Today, I’m sitting in a Firestone. Why? I’m getting the brakes done on my car, and probably a few other things. Shockingly, unlike in a movie, there are no models around for me to flirt with. Who knew that movies lied about what everyday errands were like?! I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! (Shakes angry fist at Hollywood).