Upcoming comic option 3: No Grave But The Sea (Patreon)

A salty sea dog plonks himself in front of you at the bar.

"Did I ever tell you the story of Red Maria? A pirate fierce, to be true, I never did see anyone clear the deck of a spanish galleon faster."

"But Maria, she's cursed you see. She and cap'n morgana found the ancient treasure of xelanhanuopec. One half makes you fortunate beyond all measure, and the other half, it curses you, see."

"Maria cannot go home, cannot enjoy her riches or her treasure, for she's fifty fathoms tall, and any man who sees her runs in terror, or fights like a dog."

"So Maria is trapped, she searches the sea for cap'n morgana, for the only way to return to normal is reunite the idol of xelanhanuopec. Only then can she be at peace, and only then will she have her revenge."

Fear grips your heart. Not just beacause of his bone chilling tale, but you realise you're on Captain Morgana's crew.