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Eric Greenwood

In the many many years of horror movies, i am others have actually done a list of rules for horror movies, some are duplicates but.. oly over 1000 rules LOL

Eric Greenwood
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How to Survive a horror movie 1. When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately. 3. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 4. Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out. 5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared. 6. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone