CentaUBER Script Preview (Patreon)

M: [Nervous, but friendly] Hiya! My name is Marnie, and I’m your CentaUBER for today! Thanks for choosing a centaur as your transport today, I’ll be carrying you in the warmth and comfort that only a centaur’s stomach can give!

M: [Nervous] This is my first week as a carrier… Please don’t mind it if my stomach is a bit tight! I’ll try and get you there in time and in comfort! I haven’t eaten today, so it should be nice and clean.

[Stomach gurgle]

M: [Nervous laugh] Ahaha… Don’t worry, I’m fully certified. There’s no chance of… Uh, let’s just get going okay? Just go ahead and climb down my throat! Don’t worry, I’m very good at this part. It’s the other end that I sorta… Er, nevermind!

M: [Clears her throat] Anyway, let’s get going! Hands out, and I’ll take care of the rest! [She opens her mouth and says ‘Aaah…’]

[Pause, and then she starts to swallow for about 15 seconds.]

[Finally, she gulps loudly and burps.]

M: [Burping] Oooh… You were absolutely delicious! I love this part of the job… Hggh!

[Shifting liquid sounds as you settle into her belly]

M: [Relieved] Ah… There we go! You’re inside my equine belly! Should be nice and spacious inside there, right? At least, compared to a normal belly, I guess. Just settle in, find a nice patch of belly to rest on and I’ll get you to your destination…

[Loud stomach gurgle]

M: [Worried] Whoa… I hope that wasn’t too loud for you in there! It sounded really loud out here… 

M: [To herself] Oh gosh… Maybe I should have eaten something this morning. My belly feels really excited… No, it’ll be fine! I just have to get them to… Um, what was the place?

[Her phone beeps]

M: [Alarm] Middleton?! Oh crud, that’s so far away! [To you] Um… That’s totally fine, though. I’m a professional, I’ll get you there in time and in comfort! Let’s go!