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Ask Puz n Pals #492 (Patreon)

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2025-04-28 19:17:35
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2026-06
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Are ye clockin’ whit Night's bletherin’ aboot?Thanks to ScottishChee for proofreading and helping with dialogue!

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SketchyBug

I'm... shocked at how I was able to understand what she's saying.

Doomslayer69

Wait till you hear an Scottish kid trying to speak, seriously can't understand a single word

Raven Wolf

Now say "Me mother's a bear" 🙂‍↕️

Patrick Miller

I understood. Someone (probably D) tried shovin something in her bra and Night had half a mind to scalp her

Raize

Once I looked up what "chuddy" was, I was able to figure the rest out o.o

DiZBrony

Yeah same Pat. I got nothin.

TonyHLM

Could be worse, could have a Welsh character straight from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

Alchemy

Me: "Mmmmm, boobs."

Garry Stahl

To quote the rooster in Chicken Run. "Is she using real words?"

Foab30

I'm torn between feeling concerned or impressed that I was able to understand what she said. Reading those Oor Wullie comics growing up paid off :D

Baltarus

She then proceeded to be angry yapping for the rest of the night at him....and he still didn't understand a damn thing

Julian Fratzscher

The insult barrage the Scotsman threw at Samurai Jack would have also been a great option.^^

Rey Fox

Jobbers cobknots ya mucker

Kadath

He's like 'maybe she'll speak English in the morning'

Kadath

You're right next door, so it makes sense you'd figure it out relatively well :B

Kadath

Them's fightin' words!

Kadath

Yup, chewing gum. It's a reference to an older Ask page ;p

panpolypuff

Who has time for parsing linguistics when there's tiddy to admire?

Blackpaw Bellic

Wow I'm shocked I understood what Night was saying. I mean I'm Irish-American.

Garry Stahl

I thought all the Scottish words were fightin' words. FYI My wife is a Scot, a red head at that.

Xaq

*blink* *blink blink* ...Uhhh, sorry, what? Saw tits, got distracted.

MagicCarpetMadeofSteel

Okay, so in the first speech bubble she says that the Donkey admitted (in a long, roundabout way) to putting (presumably used) chewing gum in her bra, before calling her a "scunner," which Google tells me means "a strong or extreme dislike," so I guess it's basically like saying "that bastard/asshole/motherfucker/etc." The second speech bubble is actually pretty easy, since it doesn't use slang (except for numpty), but just phonetically spells out the strong Scottish accent: "I cannot get my head around her doing such a daft thing, the pure [/absolute] idiot." The third one is a little harder, but still manageable. I haven't been able to Google or figure out what "raging" means, but other than that: "It's pure ragin'! [I presume something like BS, idiocy, foolishness, etc.] Shoving [a wad of] dirty/smelling/disgusting gum in my clothes, the absolute moron." "My head's pure buzzin'..." seems to be "I really want to" or "The thought/idea's stuck in my head," or something similar. "...to hit/slap a right good one*, the fucking slut." * "Yin" is another one I can't quite figure out, but clearly the gist of it is "I so wanna slap that bitch-ass hoe upside the head hard enough she [something witty; idk, looks like a Loony Toon? (think Daffy after he's been shot by Elmer Fudd)]." And then lastly, of course, and the one that spells DANGER for Patrick, is her saying "Are you listening to what I'm saying, or are you just making a little game of it?" or, put another way, "Are you actually listening to me, or are you just acting a fool and nodding along?" Of course, one can hardly blame Patrick for not keeping up; people's accents typically become most pronounced when they're angry/stressed/excited, which usually _also_ means that they're talking quite quickly, which makes it very difficult to understand them if you're not very familiar with the accent and terminology/dialect.