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Dynamite proceeds to give nearly half the customers alcohol poisoning with her mixed drinks.

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Joel Kreissman

Well, aside from Vera they're all tropical species, and it's a strip club anyways...

DNMZ

Huh, you know so far I've been able to think of a way for pretty much every Ask page to get more lewd and for the character in it to have sex. But the girls chilling in a freezer... yea I can't put a lewd sexy spin on that hehe.

DNMZ

I mean every time I try I just end up thinking, if the girls get turned on their thighs will end up getting frozen shut.

Foab30

*Peers into Diamond's top*

ghostbane

"is... Is that a tennis ball in my drink?" Dynamite : That's not how you make a screwball??

Garry Stahl

But Dynamite and Diamond are tropical creatures. Vera? Shocked she doesn't shave to the hide.

MajinKoba

I’m imagining Vera’s home life, thermostat sits on 20 degrees F, someone tries to touch it and make it colder, daddy bear peaks up past his newspaper. Guests have to come in full winter attire.

Cobalt Phoenix 81

I'm now imagining Dynamite putting Earl Grey in a Long Island Ice Tea. At the end of the month, Glitter is going to be livid when she sees a spike in both the electric bill and the alcohol costs.

Kadath

Oh geez I just realised I forgot to add in the explainer about the A/C being on the fritz, which is why they're all overheated. Too late now, gah! X_X

Kadath

They tend to be less lewd, surprisingly. I think I tend to answer ones that lead to funny situations rather than sexy stuff, just because it gives me more creative room X3

Kadath

Yeah, I forgot to add in the explainer about the A/C being on the fritz, which is why they're all overheated XD

DNMZ

Hehe yea, though normally I can make even the non lewd ones lewd in my head. But not this one, it has me on ice

Xaq

An easier way to beat the heat would be to just go up to Nightshade with a lame pickup line. The cold shoulder you get for it should keep you cool for days!

James Brown

Dynamite is cute as a button