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He plugs holes airtight, like they're on a leaky boat.

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Biff McFly

Sounds about right for him

Icedragon1415

Oh shit the destroyer of holes lol. Also balty is famous for a day yay lol.

Warbandit

Short and to the point

Baltarus

Markus - the Filler of Holes, the Breaker of Butts

Foab30

Dude could've kept the Titanic afloat :P

Kyle Lovington

Anyone else want to see the actual threesome now? Like it ant to see Markus filling both their holes

Cobalt Phoenix 81

He doesn't even stipulate that it needs both a hole and a pulse?!?

Kadath

I wonder why people like to analyze the responses like this. Like a guy on FA was like 'so he didn't say living creatures, so he's into necrophilia right?' - it's kinda gross.

Cobalt Phoenix 81

Well, I'm willing to admit that I was just cracking a joke based on the relatively common "hole and a pulse" bit. You are probably better off not over analyzing my comments, since they are often coming out of the smart ass part of my brain.

Duodragoon

Imagine him and Sebastian going at it. Match made in my wildest dreams

Xaq

I think we just found Captain Jack Harkness' fursona. XD

Alchemy

Where do we get in line? >;D

Jem

Thanks. Now I'm reading this in Barrowman's voice.

JuZockt_

he‘s not only plugging them 😏 he‘s filling them to the brim

Dr. EggStiltSkin

I would love to be plugged and filled by him!