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Diamond lasted at her old job for about a week.

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Jet Stream

That title took me off guard lmao

SketchyBug

Anyone that uses "female" like that almost always wants to use "bitch" in its place.

Sam

Lol “female”

Robert

I thought Diamond was more a Wii person because she's so fit.

Zhon Lord

"Only" $300. Sheesh Dee, I know you're a shark but that's predatory enough to make Night proud.

Daemont92

If you ain't selling Guardian Heroes for under £70, I'm out.

Jungos60

I bet she would LOVE to go to those Retro Gaming stores (if any are still around). From this I'm getting that she's more of a Sega player than Nintendo. Wouldn't be surprised if she has a working Sega Saturn and/or Genesis of her own if that's the case :P

Beatleboy62

Those dang FEMALES interrupting me when I'm trying to buy the combo pack of Schoolgirl Panty Hunter 2 and a 24 pack of Mountain Dew Code Red.

Skunkupine

I think in this case the individual is supposed to be a neckbeard and thus extremely uncomfortable around real members of the opposite sex.

Mike Johnson

I'm all about that weeb shit.

Cobalt Phoenix 81

Now I'm imagining how Diamond gets Safari patrons into a private dance. "Hey Buddy, why just watch from a distance when you can watch up close and personal. AKA the Erection Killer. You would need a private dance, but we have those here, for only 300 pounds." And I see that Furbitten Planet reference. Wasn't that one of your first comics?

Foab30

Diamond's gonna lose her shit if they ever release Dreamcast 'wand' :P

Foab30

Forbidden Planet is also a big comic book store chain here :)

Kadath

It was a pun Kaylii and I used for the title of a collaborative comic we did in... 2012? I liked it enough I wanted to re-use it. Bonus points that it's also a parody of the Forbidden Planet store in London :P

Kadath

Well the aborted Londoners comic did have her use the Rez vibrator :P

Kadath

There was one time I special ordered a manga at a book store. When I went to the front desk to pick it up the cashier was like 'Okay ____, you ordered Please Tell Me Galko-Chan?' in the loudest voice possible, in front of a group of people. I turned beet red. I never special ordered manga there again XD

Kadath

Oh yeah, she has a collection. I think she spends all her spare income on amassing a Sega collection :P

Kadath

Her hair is the same shade of purple - I think you mean her hair is shorter in the back - and yeah, it's because it's from the past ;3

Kadath

Tales of UwU, with the collector's edition that includes the 'Noticed Your Bulge' ergonomic mousepad :P

Robert

Ok ok what about Nintendo Switch or would Diamond use the vibrant function to masturbate?

Daemont92

Diamond is the type of girl that would blow £300 on a copy of Deep Fear.

Xpray

"Tales of UwU"... Love it XD

Pokitlint

I always forget the story takes place in the UK until a word like shite comes along makes me start reading like the queen

KB-Unlimited

Good thing he wasn't thinking of buying a scantily clad anime figurine with exaggerated anatomy. She'd probably flash him to show how real boobs look X3