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C'mon Pat, she's had ickier proteins in her mouth before.

Also fun fact: when eating acacia leaves, giraffes often gobble up bugs too!

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JustDraco1991

I mean it could be worse Pat. She could give you a blowjob after eating the roasted crickets.

Patrick Miller

Crickets ain't bad, they're crunchy.

SketchyBug

I love this throwback XD. Also, Pat shouldn’t be to judgmental or use The Lion King as a point of reference, cause last time I checked, Night thinks his tongue is Slimy Yet Satisfying.

Nethen22

Can't say I expected Nightshade to like crickets. If anything, I'd expect that of Ruby 😂 I've never had roasted crickets, though, so I can't judge.

Foab30

Cronchy!

Angel Eyes

It's obvious to everyone that tormenting him's her favorite past time

Cobalt Phoenix 81

Yeah, that's not the weirdest thing I've seen a canine eat. At least they are roasted.

Technoking77

Haha this is how my mom and dad are when my mom eats muktuk. She loves it but my dad hates it. Whenever she has some he makes sure she brushes her teeth after.

Johnny Grimm

See it's kind of funny when you think about it because giraffes inadvertently eat bugs when they eat leaves from trees

Baltarus

It's her one non-sexual addiction....besides fighting Di

KaiserDunk

Probably her second favorite source of protein!

Kadath

Canines are just like... walking vaccum cleaners.

Kadath

Check the description - I already mentioned that!

Kadath

Oooh Muktuk, interesting!

Skunkupine

It could be worse: she's a Scott, it could be haggis.

Zhon Lord

I've spent the last ~15 digging through my Kad-chive to find the original to compare with this version and ain't coming up with squat.

Fallenaltair

This made me think of Beetlejuice lol.

Julian Fratzscher

TBF, would you kiss your partner when they just ate and still have food scraps sticking on their teeth?

Carson Smith

I could never say "No" when offered Nightshade kisses! Did Pat hit his head? 😂

Everfree Brumby

& I just thought she drank the tears of fanboys.

Xaq

Beetlejuice.

Stoker

Beetlejuice!

Stoker

Stickier, perhaps. Dickier, definitely. But ickier? I dunno...

Zhon Lord

Ah, I was looking in the wrong area. Thanks!

OzFoxaroo

Well, it's how you solve the problem of getting past the lizard head on the door to the Wizard of Frobozz's lair in Zork II. ;)

No1isHere

Gotta Say, roasted Crickets and Grasshoppers are goooood. I side with night here. I'm guessing you side with Pat Kadath? Considering your a giraffe and all

Dragon86

While I'm sure that that certain things are good for you, I'm going to side with Patrick and insist that nightshade brush her teeth and mouthwash. Thrice.