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Dazzler, you're supposed to twirl the sign, not just stand there holding it.

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Alex Farnlof

I don’t know, standing there and holding seems to be working xB

Andres Campos

I would love to take her on a date, she's too adorable

SketchyBug

This begs the question of who would be the better sign twirler. Dazzler or Dynamite?

Doomslayer69

Hmm some pretty titalating advertisement

SketchyBug

Because I wanted an even match, not a complete landslide lol

MrSandMan

Hilarious and adorable!

DC

A lube job?! Hell yeah!! *honks horn 5 times in a row*

No1isHere

Phrasing. A thing of beauty as well as a endless well for comedy

Angel Eyes

True, but she's getting the job done just fine 😏

Fallenaltair

If Dazzler wore a skirt would she go commando?

Michael S Marks

Hey Doe. Is that a classic Canadian reindeer pickup line or what. I love the subtle phrasing on her sign, the comments, her confused response, the innuendo with the sign placement. One of your best and funniest ask responses yet.

ghostbane

Giving them commuters the ol razzle dazzle

Michael S Marks

Dynamite would most likely find a box to hide in, Diamond or Olivia would do it absolutely naked and cause a multi car pileup vastly increasing the work at the business.

Kadath

Dynamite would rock out too hard (while listening to metal music) and toss the sign into a tree or something. Dazzler would just stand there wiggling it around XD

Kadath

'Give us your jazz hands!' *drops the sign* 'Oh, she's wearing a top...'

Kadath

Layers upon layers of jokes XD

SketchyBug

I guess that makes it a loss by accidental forfeit lol

Garry Stahl

And when they do you CAN'T READ THEM.

T-rex 1973

I want to ask Dazz if she believes in Santa Claus.

Patrick Miller

Aaaaaaaaand I've been introduced to another girl I haven't met yet 😅 geez I'm way out of the know

KaiserDunk

Must be one heck of a ‘lube job’ she’s advertising!

Kadath

Just call her the Lube Jockey! All rides are smoooooth

Kadath

Oh yeah she got her own comic just the past few months X3

Kiko

Cheeky

ScootingThruTheForest

Later her arms get tired and reveal that she's actually wearing a top, disappointing every driver at the intersection

Baltarus

Goose: HONK HONK HONK HONK

KaiserDunk

Well, she DOES have the best ‘honkers’ around!

Kadath

LOL! The Canadian Geese are not to be messed with XD

Xaq

That's some excellent product placement, Dazzler!