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DOUBLE QUESTION MONTH! I'll be out of town the first half of December, so I'm taking December's Ask questions this month.

Questions for Ask Puz n Pals #373 - 380 go here!

Remember you have to be a paying $10 tier patron to have your questions considered!

NOTE: You can ask up to EIGHT questions, but patrons are limited to one answered question per month (if chosen)!

Also, if you have asked the same question multiple months in a row and I have not chosen it, it's unlikely I ever plan to, so try asking something new!

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Jet Stream

To the Safari: who cleans up the joint after a busy night?

SketchyBug

Were any of the Londoners athletes in their younger days? Did Dynamite have a growth spurt similar to Puzzle? What’s the Elephant’s Trunk like? How does it compare to the Safari? Do any of the Londoners hate the cold? How does Dazzler handle the surge of visitors to Tall Antlers around this time of year? Vince, what jobs did you have prior to The Safari? Diamond, as a gamer, what's your opinion on emulation? Glitter, do you prefer being the manager over being a dancer?

Ded Otter Man

Hey Nyrath, are you a Woman in mediocre body paint or something Alien, Enter-Dimensional, or Spiritual?

Mr,halloween(matt)

Has puzzle ever sat on anyone's face What was ds first time like Has night ever made a guy do pat in the butt

Gallen

To Nightshade : We know that you dye you fur Black. Nightshade. And we have already seen your natural color. But have you ever tried a pale cream white/light beige ? Like the white golden sands of the lost city.

Gallen

To Diamond : ever had to sell one of your precious saturn games to get money you needed when you were younger ?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Sebastian, what costume did you wear on Halloween?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Dazzler, any Xmas plans for you?

Tyro Thunderdrone

How tall exactly are Puzzle and Patrick? Were they always tall kids or did they have a major growth spurt at some time?

Gallen

To Pat : Pat tap check. Rick trick check. G.I.-Raffe on the move. Go Go Go !

Tyro Thunderdrone

Were any of the cast an ugly duckling in middle school or so? Any Glow Up stories?

Gallen

To Ruby : You're the definition of "Too cute to not be deadly." What are your thoughts on that take ?

Tyro Thunderdrone

How do Puzzle and Patrick do in a convertible car with the roof down? Are they too tall for it?

MetalMario90

Diamond & Puzzle: Would you like to have a child some day?

MetalMario90

Puzzle: How many guys have you slept with in your life?

MetalMario90

Nightshade: Who can pleasure you the most? Markus or Patrick?

Gallen

To Vera : if you were another race of bear but you can choose which one. Which to you go ? American Grizzly ? European Black Bear ? Asian Panda ?

MetalMario90

Kadath: If Diamond, Puzzle and Nightshade were in a wrestling match, who will win?

MetalMario90

Glitter: Has any of your staff trained in martial arts?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Diamond, did you prefer having sex while playing video games?

MetalMario90

Markus: What’s your workout routine?

MetalMario90

Nightshade: Have you made out with someone smaller than you?

Angel Eyes

To Seb, has your teasing of Patrick ever gotten out of hand?

MetalMario90

Puzzle: Have you met your brother recently?

Angel Eyes

Patrick, have you ever made friends with any of the men that Nightshade's brought home?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Nightshade, ever done some kinky stuff with Patrick like smacking his butt with a paddle?

Gallen

To Markus : You're quite the size, we know it, but there is always "someone" bigger than us, and toys and imaginary fantasies can go even bigger. Ever had a lady tell you were "too small" for her ?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Olivia, did you ever go forest hiking au naturale style?

Angel Eyes

Nightshade, have you ever openly hit on Puzzle just to make Diamond angry?

Jet Stream

Olivia, if you could redesign the school uniforms, what would your take be?

Angel Eyes

To Glitter, any special autumn events for the safari this year?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Ben, did you share a shower with Kevin?

Gallen

To Olivia : Got a point where your partner(s) of the moment went too far and you just left ? If "not yet", what are your limits ?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Ruby, ever thinking of becoming a comic book artist?

Facundo Daniel

Nightshade. What penis size do you prefer? Big like a horse, regular size, or are you not too picky? Puzzle, Nightshade & Diamond. What is your favorite sex position and why? Glitter. What's the usual hiring procedure for worker at Safary, what do you look for in an ideal employed? Ladies. What would you consider to be the better assets? Hips, tits or ass? Or all of the above? Nightshade. What's an average day like for you? Vera, Puzzle & Nightshade. Who would be the winner in a booty bongo-able fight? Nightshade. Do you have a favorite memory of wholesome loving sex with a ex partner or current partner you still think about?

STEWART TYACKE

Hey Dynamite, what are your plans for New Year’s Eve?

Gallen

To Gabby : Does wool like yours, and other wooly persons has a use in this world after you shave ? Is it used for clothing, wool-fur implants/wigs, anything ? Or it just gets discarded ?

Baltarus

To all: Who lives in fear of the Mariah Carey season?

Michael S Marks

Vera: Can we get a preview of what you will be wearing for your lucky husband on Christmas? Dynamite: Do you and Rory have and special plans this holiday season? Dazzler: Do you get turned on by all the big racks that start to show up this time of year? Men or women? Nightshade: You finally going to let Patrick get a piece of your fine ass, or gifting him someone else's this year?

Michael S Marks

Puzzle and Diamond: Are you two having a quiet Christmas alone, or are you inviting Sebastian over for the night? Riley, Regina, and Rebecca: We don't see enough of the trio, what is the sexiest lingerie you three own? Gabby: Are you growing out your wool this year to keep warm or cuddling with Olivia? Ruby: Any leads of some new knives for next year?

Kiko

Puzzle: Have you ever done Nude Yoga? Diamond: Do you enjoy cooking?

tom barbour

Nightshade: Do you enjoy Stephen King novels/movies?

Dragon86

Dazzeler: does the resort do a special adult Christmas up there?

Dragon86

Dynamite: Are you and rory going to go visit one or other families this Christmas? Dynamite: Got any special presents planned for rory? Glitter: Have you ever tried a Christmas or Thanksgiving theme for the club? All the girls in the club: who is the best cook for Thanksgiving and who is the worst? Puzzle and Patrick: Have either ever took your girlfriends home for the holidays? How it go? Puzzle: What are you hoping to get for Christmas. Other than Vera, anyone else enjoy the snow?

SmokeyandtheBandit

Vern: Okay Mama bear, are your kids all set and ready to play in the snow?

SmokeyandtheBandit

Diamond: What is your thought on the Sega Mega Drive 2 mini?

SmokeyandtheBandit

To the girls of Safari: Are you all ready to take your christmas card picture...........in the snow..............naked(or at least wearing only a scarf)??

SmokeyandtheBandit

Pat: Has Night ever asked to to take her for a walk like a puppy?

SmokeyandtheBandit

To anybody: Has you ever been locked out of your house wearing only a towel?

SmokeyandtheBandit

To the guys: You have just been sentence to death.........by Snu Snu. How do you react/feel?

OzFoxaroo

I've completely run out of ideas for things to ask.

MegabyteLP96

Vera: what do you do when you are alone and your children are away from home ?

Tyro Thunderdrone

I hear some people saying Puzz and Pats necks get shorter every year, how do they feel about these claims?

Sean Barron

Diamond: Has Puzzle ever asked you to tie her up? Patrick and Seb: Are you two participating in No Nut November this year? Puzzle: Do you take bubble baths? Dazzler: Do you know the names of Santa's reindeer? Dynamite: What kind of hair stuff do you use for your hair? Riley, Regina, and Rebecca: Where do you guys hang out when you're not in school? Vera: Do you consider yourself a dommy mommy in the bedroom? Glitter: When was the last time the Safari had a wet T-shirt contest?

Thomas The skunk

To all of the girls (Minus Ms Ants) ; We all know that Nightshade is a size queen, but has anyone been able to take anything close to or bigger than Nightshade can handle? To Vera; If you had to choose any member of The Safari Club (and their significant other), to babysit your children, who would you choose? To Puzzle and Patrick (and potentially Nightshade and Diamond); have you considered swapping partners for an amount of time at any point?

Pooch Mix

Nightshade, Kad, Puz, anyone with long enough hair; How do hairstyles work for you? Glitter: Does the Safari do anything fun for the holidays? Diamond: Favorite game this year? Markus: Is Nightshade the only lady you're "involved" with, or do you have (many) more?

Sahar Lizard

Olivia, what's your record for different guys cumming in your mouth in one night?

Cobalt Phoenix 81

Dazzler, how do you keep yourself occupied during the long cold nights in the far north? Nightshade, have you ever managed to hide Pat's ugly holiday sweaters? Gabby, how much combing do you have to do when you grow your coat out in winter? Patrick and Puzzle, is it a benefit to have such large toe nails? Dynamite, what is Rory's home like? Ruby, how good was your Halloween loot this year? Dynamite, as a species that prefers warm climates, has Vera ever tried to warm you up in winter? Glitter, do you get everyone to help decorate the Safari for the holidays, and, if so, how well does it work out?

Big Deer

Vera, are you a size queen, if so, how much can you swallow?

Big Deer

Vera, do you prefer smaller tits or bigger?

Kyron Ladon

Hey Puzzle and Diamond, aren't yall the agents from the Bernardelli Insurance Company? How goes the hunt for Vash the stampede?

Robert

Puzzle & Diamond: Do you have any role playing with Sebastian in bedroom?

Robert

Nightshade: Would like to peg Patrick at some point?

Robert

Diamond: What the most amount of cocks penetrated you at same time?

Robert

Patrick: If you had a bucket list what would be top 3 things you like to do? (especially if Nightshade is included)?

Lillybug

Dazzler, what’s your favorite Christmas song? Nightshade, do you and Pat have a safe word? Gabby, are you growing your coat out now that it’s getting colder? Glitter, is the Safari doing any Christmas themed shows? Ruby, have you ever been banned from somewhere? Olivia, do you still hang out with those horse boys from college? Vera, can you bench press Puzzle? Patrick, do you celebrate Thanksgiving despite not living in the US anymore?

Warbandit

Vera: do you do anything special with your family for Thanksgiving?

BlankFlank6

Glitter: what’s the sweetest and most adorable thing Ruby and you have ever done together? Patrick: What character outfit that Nightshade role play’s in would excite you the most? Puzzle: Have your breasts ever been used as pillows, and if so by who? Gabby: What sort of naughty fantasies have you imagined you and Olivia doing together?

Dragonbloodborn45

Olivia and Gabby, who pulls off the assless chaps better? Vera, do you "supervise" Dynamites massages? If so how often? Puzzle, do to your clumsiness have you ever broken anything really expensive? Patrick and Nightshade have you gotten any closer to doing anal stuff with each other? Diamond, do you have every game for the Sega Saturn in your library? Nightshade and Olivia, do either of you like to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Markus, how many people have you fucked in one night? Rory, have you given Ruby a massage?

Technoking77

NightShade and Puzzle - Have you two ever teamed up and made the boys fail the No Nut November? If so, who was first to fail?

Dragonbloodborn45

I can't believe we're already almost at 400 ask pages

BlankFlank6

Kadath is THAT awesome And I’ll keep asking until I can be one of those 400. 😤

Soul Group 2.0

Hey Patrick, how would you react if Nightshade suddenly broke up with you?

Soul Group 2.0

Olivia... what would you say if a whole soccer team wanted to have sex with you for the duration of an entire game?

Soul Group 2.0

Hey Glitter, could you tell your fans what a girl needs if she wants to work at your club (cup size, body type, etc.)?

Soul Group 2.0

So Sebastian... if a demon cursed your cock so you'd have a boner for the rest of your life, what would you do with it?

RustyPhone

Nightshade: What is your tactic to ruin guys No Nut November? Puzzle & Nightshade: What is ur favourite sextoy? Nightshade: What is your favourite sex position? Nightshade: Do u like pegging?

Kadath

Okay that's plenty of questions to go through. Thanks everyone!