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Shower sex sounds great until you realize your beau is a bit of a klutz.

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Doomslayer69

Must have been a slippery time

Jorge

Also hoofed animals really struggle on smooth tiles

Ded Otter Man

"If you're not into zombie hugs, and you only have half a brain. If you like sliding through the hordes not crotch caught that's pain. Then I'm the drink that you look for, drink me and you escape. 'Cause Banana Colada is gonna hear you, is gonna hear you sing. Banana Colada, you can slide right through. You can reach the destination you wanted to. With Banana Colada, we could save the day. Put the zombies back to hell. Slip and sliding, slip and slide away. Yeah yeah yeah, Banana Colada is what you need to drink." - Banana Colada jingle, Call of Duty Zombies.

Jet Stream

Like sister like brother in some ways

BlankFlank6

*Pfft* Hahahahaha! Kad you know how to pick the best Q’s for these A’s. 🤣👍

MouseMox

Oh Pat, how clumsy 😂

Skunkupine

Pat, this is an opportunity - "It just slipped in by accident honey, honest!"

Ded Otter Man

Plot Twist: Nadia "slipped" to have Patrick fall on his pegging toy that she planted behind them.

Foab30

Ah, the ole slip n slide

SketchyBug

He’s a memorable klutz, though!

SASizzle

9 out of 10 giraffes recommend! 1 out of 10 giraffes:

Baltarus

And that's the one time Night got butt stuff accidentally

Everfree Brumby

Pro tip: if having sex in the shower, bath, pool ect use a ‘silicone’ based lube.

Fallenaltair

What happens if Pat slips & got his cock in Nightshade's butt & cumming in her ass because how tight she is.

Sean Barron

They're just not as graceful in the shower as Puz and Di were in Moving Day.

Dragon86

Guess that's another reason to not drop the soap.

Alex Farnlof

Shower suction mats, they’re soft and reduce the potential of slipping you two.

Thisguy

Oh right… he’s Puzzle’s brother…

Foxy Lovehound

Im thinking between Patrick’s size and Nightshade’s curves it must be hella cramped to do

Richard Adam

I’m his defense I’m sure cloven hooves don’t offer a lot of traction in the shower.

Kadath

I only just now realized these were back to back XD

Kadath

That’s how he ends up sleeping on the couch for a month!

Kadath

‘What’s this toy doing on the shower floor?’ ‘Nothiiiiiing’

Kadath

Considering how tight she is there, wouldn’t he be unable to slide in in the first place?

Xaq

"And that's why we aren't allowed at the YMCA anymore."

CatCouch

At least clean up is easy!

Skunkupine

Why not both? Nadia sets Pat up, Pat sets Nadia up, and the preconditions of Nadia's consent are met. Everybody wins!

Xpray

Oops~!