Top Secret First Patron-Only Post (Patreon)

Welcome to the first patron-only post for the Order of the Stick Patreon!

In this post, we'll discuss the importance of the significant motif of thematic consequence, in particular with regard to the understanding of such concerns vis a vis the underlying contextual constructs in accordance with the latest literary

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Actually, I have absolutely nothing to say here; I'm just testing the posting format to see how it looks. 

Still, if anyone who's not a patron asks you what's in this post, feel free to imply that I wrote something really amazing that they're missing out on.