Valentine's Flashfic 1: Fountain of Dumb (Patreon)

In a surprising twist, we got two winners from the Valentine's day poll. I don't feel like making a tie breaker, so instead, I'll just write both of them! Here's the first one, about an adventurer named Arden, who's level is much too low for the floor of the dungeon he wandered onto. His only hope is to recover enough energy at a Fountain of Recovery to escape.

Too bad the fountain is occupied.

If only he could remember why slime queens are dangerous. It's so hard to think when she's bouncing those big, wobbly, gooey breasts...