Sing it to Me (Patreon)

Of course I’m not a succubus in disguise. I’m just your sweet, local bard. I’m not doing anything nefarious.

My music certainly doesn’t hypnotize anyone.

Doesn’t make anyone obsessed with me.

Adore me.

Want me.

Need me.

I’m just a silly little musician.

No need to worry.

Just relax.

Let your mind go blank.

And listen to my song about a big, sexy hero who loves to obey pretty girls. I think it went a little something... like this...