Free Samples (Patreon)

Of course my potions work! Guarantee.

But, I mean, I’m not infallible. If someone say, switched labels on my Potions of Breeder Bull and Potions of Lesser Healing, would it really be my fault?

If some cute, discerning, sexy customer accidentally ended up drinking a potion that made him a horny bull, eager to bend a sexy, naughty, brilliant goblin alchemist over the table and pound her into a moaning mess, could I really be blamed?

Of course not!

But hey, I’m a fair minded gob. Why not try a free sample?

Just take a sip.

I think we would all benefit from some...product testing.