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You wanted meme asmr? Here you go.

Using this opportunity to announce the release of my brand new merch, INCLUDING "Tomboy gf drops an anvil on your head 800 times" stickers, mugs, and shirts.

Like I mentioned in the merch sneak peek last week, there's some brand new goth girl designs, cover art stickers, and lots more.

Head over to my store to grab some Alex merch!

To thank you all for being such great patrons, use the code PATREON for 20% off now through July 31. 

<3<3<3<3<3 forever

luv

Alex

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MaXZii

Yuhhhh! This is exactly what I needed🗣🗣🗣🗣🥰

V

I'll sleep very well after this. Thanks Alex!

Crispy Montana

I’m just imagining the red bruise that pops up in the Tom and Jerry cartoons now 😂

unwanted

Yep, I was born for this very moment

PerishBG

Me after the 400th drop “arrrfgsbenekdhbevejdhwbeheneb”

Jeff Street

I love how relaxing it is and then the loudest anvil sound 😂

zack

Couldn't get past 1:30 fell asleep too fast

Aleksander

Will sleep forever after this.

Skyrexotron

I laughed so hard I woke up my dog

Safegarde

Finally something I can actually fall asleep to. Sorry my head is so hard and you had to lift that anvil so many times.

Adam

god i wish i could use the M Bison "YES!" reaction GIF for this ahhhh

Adam

I just wish it was the Minecraft anvil noise lmao that would've been the icing on the cake

jaycee

would have been goated

💜Emani xoxo 💜

I had my EarPods in on high, thank you Alex for the hearing loss I now have 🤣

Nic Woah

Yoooo😂😂

Lyppo

Im hear this on 0355am im also sleepy but after that HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

steffer_knee

Hahaha you’re actually fucking loca! Love it 😆💚

Seraphim

Perfection👌🤣🤣

Rainbowtooth14

I knew what to expect. But damn was I still not expecting that. Lmaooo

weekendcheese

Asleep almost instantly. Worked exactly as advertised. 10/10 would recommend. 👍

Dame 💠

I’m actually crying from laughter this is INCREDIBLE

Melissa

LMFAOOO HELLO??!?!

BG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Shao Kahn voice* FINISH HIM/HER!!!

Savage_

Im hard..

TheReenactor

Fully expected the miecraft anvil noise so the crashing sound actually scared me lol. Truly phenomenal!

LexiWexiAka

This is the content I LIVE for!

rekzalot

Naaah she got that anvil hammer from Elden ring

ani!!

this has to be the most romantic and interactive audio you’ve created to date 💕 we really appreciate you because THIS is quality content

BaamXXV

Just the sleep aid I needed

tania

Thank you

Venom

the mug is so fucking hilarious

Andrew Martinez

I was expecting the minecraft anvil sound or like one of the loony toons sound effects lmao

Jojo san

*keep your eyes closed* urmmm forever?

Coyote

"baby? Baby? Wow i guess you feel asleep already" yes, yes i did. permanently.

coren

LMFAOO😭😭

Melissa

i like ur pfp (mine is also asami 💀)

Lie

it was NOT 800 times. You owe us 775 more. Jk all the love alex <33

tania

Yours is so cute

Millie

I didn’t know what an anvil was I thought it was gonna be cute idk why now I’m petrified but also laughing nervously. Ahaha

alex

That was so loud

💐Lily💐

Now I Can Sleep Peacefully🥰💗❤️

vnraki

now i can sleep….forever!!

lib♡

my volume was all the way up and when i tell you i JUMPED…

Teddy

and die💀

Mitch Kingscote

Oh man I fell asleep listening to the Playlist and this jarred me right out of it had my heart racing

justmichy

The fact I fell asleep to other another sleep aid audio and conveniently woke up the next morning to my head getting smacked in

Lucky

Damn 😭

Kangal

this scared the shit out of my dog 😂😂😂

Dell

i jumped out of my chair lol

Dustin Porter

Do another but its your gf voice roasting the shit out of the user like Lamar from gta 🤣