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Hi! Hope you had wild and whacky halloweenie! Today's episode features a new character... and she's GOTH!!! I hope it isn't too confusing to have two different goth characters, but one is your wife and the other is your older sister's best friend, so you'll figure it out I'm sure. ANYWAY, you're alone with your older sister's goth best friend for the first time in like... ever. Actually, you come home and find her IN YOUR BED READING YOUR MANGA. And she immediately and wholeheartedly takes advantage of the fact that you're super easy to fluster. So, get ready to flirt, try not to blush too hard, and ENJOY! luvAlex

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Marek Bartusek

Always appreciate your work. Can't wait to listen to this on my way home.

Alex_Kilo

She was reading my Manga...well I hope she didn't reach the eclipse arc...

VenticalElf9

This sounds like peak I am so excited

BobbyBobsen

Older sisters friend and Goth GF/Wife are always the best ❤️

BobbyBobsen

I love it. Always the best characters. The older woman who takes care of them good boys 😁

Yaoifan

She’s reading my manga gods I hopes it’s my BL collection ☺️

Alex Talks ASMR

This goth girl is a brand new character who hasn't been in any previous episodes. Each episode is fictional entertainment that features different unrelated speaker characters. Characters are only recurring if the episode is marked as "part two/three/etc."

alicia

what does that even mean??

Zogg from Betelgeuse

Did you just discover that Patreon is based upon the transfer of money from subscribers to content creators? What a revelation! Do you also barge into a bakery, yelling "Bread = $" and railing against the baker because they are selling the bread the locals want and making money out of it?

Zogg from Betelgeuse

If the fact that Alex plays multiple characters is so surprising to you that you feel the need to point it out, you will probably be mind-blown when I tell you that Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies and Magneto in the first X-Men films are played 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧! OMG, what a revelation! He even played a number of unrelated characters in other movies!

Zogg from Betelgeuse

What's your problem? Did you just discover the concept of money?

Jim Askay

Part 2 please!!!!!!! I need a story line for this.

DarkEladrin

Such a great audio! And who can possibly complain about more goths!

bingly

Yes please

Zogg from Betelgeuse

The tatoos gave me a funny story idea: Goth girl with elaborate full body tattoos just got a teeny tiny Waldo tattoo, just so she can invite her crush to play "Where is Waldo?" on her body... ("Where is Wally?" in the UK, I think.)

Brad

I just wish it wasn’t 17mins long this was so good

Zogg from Betelgeuse

> Equivocation fallacy. Equivocation would be a fallacy based upon a word or expression with two different meanings, like "a group of crows is a murder, and therefore illegal". What word or expression are you talking about?

Zogg from Betelgeuse

> If they're enticing people with digital sexual tactics, I might have something to say. You sound like someone who walks into a pastry shop and is outraged by all the sugar, or enters a butcher's shop to rant about selling meat. Some people sell bread, some pastries, some meat, some weapons, some entry tickets to the heavens, some digital sexually explicit content. If you don't like a product, just don't buy it - don't bark in here with your fake outrage about people making money.

trem_low

"This isn't just a place to listen to their audios. It's a business." No kidding ya goof. We all gotta make money to feed and clothe ourselves, including artists. It is entirely possible for an artist to both produce something which appeals to an intended audience whilst also being legitimately something they are interested in creating. Frankly it is incredibly cynical to imply that someone is motivated purely by money with zero evidence.

Eddie Carter

Good Morning, My Lovely Lady Alex. Thank you so much for another wonderful story depicting the start of a loving relationship. Once again, you've knocked it out of the park, and I would love to see a longer sequel letting us know where the Goth Girl and the young nerd's relationship goes, My Lady!