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Hello friendliest friends!!! I am here to present you with this, the rambliest of rambles—the November 2025 Monthly Ramble! For those of you who are new, this is the monthly episode where I turn on the microphone and yap about anything and everything and reveal just how illusionary acting can be. You think the Alex you know is cool and charismatic?? PSYCH! The real Alex uses "uhhh" and "ummm" and "like" 3924820 times per sentence and can't get her thoughts out to save her life!!! Here's what we got up to this month: [F4M] Your older sister's goth best friend has a thing for nerds [and you're a nerd] [nerd listener] [flirty] [flustering you] [confession] [seducing you] [friends to more][3 HOUR VERSION FOR PATRONS!] [F4M] Sleepy cuddles with sweet tomboy girlfriend [soft spoken] [whispers] [cuddles] [backrubs] [rain] [realistic sleep sounds] [sleep comfort][FFF4M] [SPECIAL COLLAB EPISODE!] [Fdom] Three dommy bosses spoil and tease you on your first day on the job [SFW first half] [SPICY second half at bloomstories.com!] [possessive] [fighting over you] [massaging] [whispering] [playing with your hair][F4M] [light Fdom] The Queen requests you prove your royalty to the crown [alone in the throne room] [throne sex] [listener gives oral] [penetration] [creampie] [demanding your obedience][F4M] Mine [Possessive CEO x Injured Listener] [In The ER] [Angry Speaker] [Let Me See Him] [Lock It Down] [Darling] [Comforting] [Revenge] [You’re Mine] [Kisses] [You’re Safe Now] [Sleep] script by u/lupinstolemyheart![F4M] Your older sister's goth best friend sneaks into your bed in the middle of the night [cuddling] [flirty] [flustering you] [banter][F4M] Your girlfriend ties you up and uses you as her own personal fucktoy [softdom] [tied up listener] [vibrator] [riding you] [speaker orgasm]

[F4F] First Date with the Cold-Hearted Arrogant Jock [part two] [drive-in theater] [she's so nervous] [mean to soft] [first kiss] [hand holding] [cuddling] [being vulnerable and sweet with you and no one else][3 HOUR VERSION FOR PATRONS!] [F4F] Sleepy cuddles with cottagecore girlfriend [rain] [fireplace] [heartbeat] [cuddles] [whispers] [talking about cottagecore stuff] [like fresh baked bread] [and daffodil tea] [and being little forest creatures together][F4F] [light Fdom] The Queen requests you prove your royalty to the crown [alone in the throne room] [throne sex] [listener gives oral] [fingering] [riding her fingers] [demanding your obedience] [sitting in her lap][F4F] Aftercare with your Dom girlfriend after she takes you to your limits [comfort] [sweet] [cuddling] [taking care of you] [so many positive affirmations] [marked you][NOVEMBER AUDIO REQUEST TIER #1] [F4F] You want to try using a strap-on for the very first time [talking you through it] [nervous listener] [but things get heated] [supportive girlfriend] [now you love straps][F4F] Tall m0mmy landlord teaches you a lesson [obsessive] [jealous] [yandere-light] [personal attention] [binaural whispering] [cuddling] [power imbalance] [size difference][F4F] Your girlfriend ties you up and uses you as her own personal fucktoy [softdom] [tied up listener] [vibrator] [listener wearing strap on] [riding you] [speaker orgasm][F4A] Your girlfriend wants to watch you fuck her in the mirror [fingering] [finger sucking] [penetration] [listener gives oral] [switchy] [begging] [spanking] [techically exhibitionism?] [technically voyeurism?] [flirty banter]

Comments

Yaoifan

Pumpkin pie, apple pie with ice cream I’m a sucker for prime rib and sides mash potatoes etc

kih-en

"Cant get her thoughts out to save her life" - My mid-september virgo, coffee obsessed, avoidant, literature and film guzzler best friend (u r not alone girl)

Chris K

Of course you're cool and charismatic Alex, it will take a lot more than a little monthly ramble to convince us otherwise - you're allowed to be cutely human every once in a while - it just adds to the mystique.

Ben Gross

Turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, cornbread stuffing(and I mean the stovetop boxed stuff, I'm a basic bitch), smothered in turkey gravy. And then I conk out for 3 hours.

Joshualyn Jones

We like/dislike a lot of the same Thanksgiving foods. Love love love sweet potato pie! Lol @ the "eulogy" that you gave 🤣

jj

Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. Thanksgiving is NOT about vegetables. My fork will go nowhere near that green bean casserole. Thank you though to anyone who made it.

HellFireRevenant

My stepmom's mom (step grandma?) Made amazing turkey, and my dad makes amazing candied yams (yams with marshmallow baked over them), but he didnt make them this year and i got a little offended ngl And with the YouTube thing, the appeal system is run by ai, so good luck trying to get it fixed. If you cause enough of a stink on twitter though you usually get a response from a person (if you wanna go through the trouble)

Venothor

My holiday rubbed Smoked Ribs, sautéed green beans in butter and garlic to maintain the crunch, stuffing, sweet potato fries, sourdough roll and for dessert gotta be a chocolate silk pie. Love smoking ribs for Thanksgiving

Tazman

Deep fried turkey, cornbread stuffing, Mac & cheese and pumpkin pie w/fresh whip cream. We turn the left overs the next day into turkey pop pies or turkey Shepard s pie.

Layla

As a vegetarian Thanksgiving with family is a whole lot of “sorry I can’t eat that” and eating rolls while everyone else indulges and makes fun of my dietary choices 😂

steven jakob

Had my first thanksgiving with my girl this year. She made chocolate lasagna. I now cannot live without it. It put us in a food coma cycle for 2 consecutive days. Also cranberry stuffing absolutely slaps.

ANDROID

Turkey, ham, stuffing, green beans, macaroni and cheese, peach cobbler, pumpkin pie, mash potatoes and gravy. Since my birthday also landed on Thanksgiving, we also had key lime pie, which I love but we messed up horribly when making it at home My favorite is glazed ham and stuffing! Also first time listening to these and I really enjoy your style of rambling. All of your “umm” and “uhhh”s are really resonating with my thoughts at the moment. It’s uncanny yet natural but very enjoyable and helps me follow along. (Morning thoughts, ikr?) Anyway, I hope all goes well for your content. I know Patreon is starting to do the same to its visual art community. It really is a sad year for nsfw content creation.

Matthew Baba

Okay several things about turkey day food 1. I HAVE to have sweet potato casserole 2. If im having mashed potatoes they need to be home made. 3. I can take or leave greedbeans 4. Sweet potato pie amd pumpkin pie taste the same 5. As far as the cranberry sauce I agree that its a MUST but I dont want puppies in it if its home made. Stuffing amd gravy are a MUST so is pecan pie I prefer turkey to ham. Side note you should get a permanent tree...like a good one you like it more also also a huge fan with you on the egg nog. Is there ANY chance that you will continue the old goth girl series because honestly there are those of us who would love to see more domestic bliss audios

Joshua Holmes

I like turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, and green beans. Ideal dessert is apple pie. My family wants to try the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving meal next time we have a big family gathering for the holiday

AlbinoandPreto

Hihi, you were talking about having such a large catalog of audios that it's difficult to look through them. I recommend looking into RAG (retrieval augmented generation) LLMs. In simple terms, you upload your videos to an "ai" service and it can search through all of them and find similarities. I use NotebookLM (from google) for a similar project. If you're concerned about not uploading your stuff (reasonable) there are self hosted (meaning everything is done on your hardware locally) solutions that exist as well. I could go into waaaaaaay more detail but that's the simple version. also, PLEEEEASE make sure you have a good data backup plan. 3-2-1 is a common strategy. ps: love your audios, thank you.

Darkblade

Straight up these monthly rambles are such a treat because I love that me and others get to know you on a more personal level. You joked about the "umm" and "uhhh" and "like" but I for one really like how you carry yourself as a person. Super happy you had a good Thanksgiving and got some good food. I also am a ham enjoyer plus stuffing is indeed different lol. As someone who's trying to get back into creating ASMR myself you certainly gave me some insight too like the whole working on things ahead of schedule method which I somehow never thought of. I like how you're trying some new things too (time traveling wifey go brrrr) and obv we can't get enough of the goths. Can't wait to hear more and when you go on break I hope you enjoy that as well. Thank you for your hard work, we are so spoiled <3

F3NG

Thanks for this months ramble. Love these so much.

Don Lemek

Hi Alex. Big fan! I have a suggestion for you and your listeners. It’s a holiday tradition for me and my kids(teens). There is a “movie” called Holidays from 2016. It’s actually a bunch of small horror movies about different holidays throughout the year. The stories are not normal and they are creative and weird! Far and away my favorite “Christmas” movie. I showed my extendedfamily back home and they all wondered what was wrong with me so….Happy Holidays and/or Merry Christmas!!

Don Lemek

Regarding my recommendation….I own it on Prime and remember looking and could not find a “free” copy with ads or whatever. FYI