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This is the first run of merch we're offering pre-orders for! 

Order fulfillment is handled in-house and is not drop-shipped. We supply garments from a reliable UK wholesaler and have them printed via a commercial press in Bath, England. We then pack and ship them from our recording studio in London. Nate and Tom will personally inspect and pack each item to make sure there are no defects.

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Hong Christ T-Shirt

You were just as surprised as we were to learn of just exactly how the world lost Jesus's little brother, Hong Christ. It only makes sense to commemorate this event with a special t-shirt--the first ever from Lions Led By Donkeys!

Comments

Ian (no, not that one)

I'm glad the guys will inspect every shirt. But how much to have them give every shirt a gentle kiss?

Matt

I feel like there could also be versions of this shirt with, like, a Napoleonic soldier being chased by a Cossack, or someone trying to escape the Khmer Rouge.

ちょるる

Needs more corpse based infrastructure

Scott A Croom

Would it cost extra to have Joe and Nate wear it before shipping? Asking for a friend. :-)

I_like_planes_and_cities

“Don’t be afraid to chase your dreams” I think a whole line of military disasters with positive affirmations below would be funny as hell. I know I would own a few posters and hang them in the garage or at my desk.

TheLoveWizard

A "corpse road" t-shirt in the style of a metal band would be excellent.

finland president man

goin fully in on the $14 shipping to the U.S., because its worth every penny if tom breathes on it a lil bit before boxing it up

Karl Childers

this is cool but where's the dog-blood-IED instructional poster

Ray of F---ing Sunshine

I am begging, as a personal favor, for these FREAKS in the comments to be normal for one goddamm second (affectionate). Will these only be available as white tshirts?

Karl Childers

petition dismissed with prejudice, not subject to appeal

AdamP

I need the bee shirt mentioned in the new episode...

Daniel Tuttle

Sadly, Thailand doesn't appear to be a shipping option. How will I impress others with my dedication to Hong Christ?

Chili

I know a guy