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[NSFW] The Calypso pt. 1 [1:17:16] (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-04 01:23:50
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2024-09-14 06:32:00
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Bea W

AN HOUR YOU SAY???

cannabliss

just tweaked tf out with this notification

Emily

Tree fucking?

cannabliss

OMG THE LENGTH CALLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU SPOIL US 🫶🏻

jazzonyou

BE STILL MY HEART

Rach

Well that’s definitely more than the 25 minutes you told us we were getting…I am here for it!

Pen

Bold of you to assume I'd last an hour.

skynight

Oh my gosh… AN HOUR?!

tall2

screaming and creaming

ren

BEEN WAITING FOR TIS ONE

caesar

AN HOURRRR???? YEAHHHH (CHEERING)

nataliesama

FINALLY, THANK YOU I ALREADY HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL MONTH

ria

OH IM SO READY TONIGHT.

ria

CAL YOU HAVE MOVED ME

Ananinha 2.0

Right in front of my lasagna

Carolynnnnn

we eatin good tonight yall

yasmin<3

an hr ?!?!!?

easterbunny

I’m sorry but it was giving Tarzan vibes 😂😂

ysabel 🧸

that citron soju got you all crazy, babes

nataliesama

THANK U FOR SAVING ME, I WAS SO THIRSTYYYYY

cannabliss

i'm gonna be mad asf when cals audios permanently rewire my brain and i get bricked whenever i hear wind chimes

stefffs

Can’t wait to listen to this toniiight

DeJENerate

I may not survive this.

Hanaa Hanaa

I was busy watching his other gaming vids and shocked to see this..

Misha

10 out of mf 10 audio

noonanoonayay

dude hokay: 1) you've really honed the style of jump cut montages in an audio format!! very impressive 2) the thunderclap RIGHT after the climax was such a deliberate and tasty move 3) my ADHD mind couldn't stop thinking about the possible fact Phil Collins is somewhere amongst the trees eavesdropping while also inspired to make some more banger (pun intended) Tarzan related hits that or he's singing to himself "don't stop your crying, it'll be all right..." 😆 4) also my auditory processing delay did y recognize that 3 minutes in after the climax that it was the beginning of a sleep aid hahaha 5) can't wait for the pt 2 morning after in 4 months! 😹

bella

i smiled the second i heard retire (final)

bashavusta

I was totally lost and transported into the jungle the rainforest wherever you were and I did not want that part to be over, but then you started getting your dick sucked… oh my God I came so fuckin hard💦💦💦

Sherry

🥹🙂‍↔️🥴

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

my brain literally looked like that episode of spongebob where he forgot everything but fine dining and breathing...😮‍💨🫠

Pam 701

Wow, this is fucking amazing. I got so immersed in this. The music, the SFX, the story, everything was blended together so beautifully! Of course, your VA skills were on full display in this. On top of that, it’s well over an hour long! Absolutely incredible audio, Cal! ❤️🥵🫠🔥🫠🥵❤️

Madʒa

Who else creamed?

Art Sleigh 🛷

U liar we didn’t fuck a tree we fucked IN a tree

kelsey ramirez

I have never covered my eyes and shut my eyes tight so bad and just let my whole imagination take over god your the best cal,always know how to make a girl cream af😶🎧

shayrs🥌

I've just done things that I'm taking to the grave. Thanks, Papa Cal, you da realest🧚

bashavusta

i’m going back in 🔥🎧🔥

Adele

✨️ an hour ✨️

Melissa

That was amazing

ysabel 🧸

i would use his happy trail as dental floss

kenny✿

not even lying i was paralyzed with arousal

Pastrywhipped

Jesus Chrysler that was good. Your hushed voice 10/10

Sim

…expect to be paying child support in t-minus 9 months, cal

Flore

Aaaaah that was so good !! I listened to this right as I woke up (you uploaded this in the middle of the night for people in France) after making sure my vibes were charged ! and now I feel relaxed :) thank you cal for making everyone's p*ssy happy, I can't wait for part 2 ♡

Em

this is actual art

ellie ✯

obviously this was hot asf but can we talk about how good the sound design was 🔥

bardot

wilderness researchers 🫠

Destiny

That lightning was so UNNECESSARY Cal!

Lisa

holy shit idek what to say

snaps

Omg do I even dare

sara

"i feel almost at home, a funny feeling. the doctor is nice.." IM IN TEARSS

kiaraaa

my jaw aint even attached to my face anymore

Ana

if this is part 1 i think i might need to be committed after part 2

bashavusta

i can’t stay away ❤️

M.E.O.W

Well God damn. Alrighty then, good job buddy. The audio features were awesome 👌

Sami Cakes

Cal actually scaring me with the thunder then comforting me …. 😌💖

mango

oh cal,,, I love when you get aggressive.

Luther

Thank you for this offering

Ruby

As much as I love the NSFW content.... the time and effort gone into this. The audio design makes me feel so immersed in the story. Cal you're so talented.

Jaipsd1spi

Oh my gosh this NSFW made me feel like I was in the forest or nature thank you >~<

Raven

👍🏾

j

i can’t get enough of this

ell 💿

this is literally a work of art, I’m speechless

Fawn🌸🫧

i can’t stop listening to this

BeanSoup

Doing literal cartwheels cause I JUST FOUND OUT HES BACK AAAAAA Cal is the only creator who brings the she/her back into my pronouns. But also hi Cal uh if you want an extra $20 a month, what are the chances you’d make an audio for a silly lil transmasc? I think I’d escape samsara if I heard you call me good boy 🫠

sky

simply amazing

Sabrina

Okay I seriously wish I’d never found these audios because now I have the major ick with my boyfriend 🙄. Like how is any man ever going to compare to Cal?! You are one talented human sir!

Sami Cakes

God the little snippets of “memories” during his notes… his laugh warms my heart. Close your eyes and you can see it all like a movie. You’re so talented, Cal. This has become one of my favorite audios of yours.

Isabel
>>145444668

Girl you and me both. Utterly ruined me for all other men 🙃 and it’s only been 2 days since I discovered him. Cal deserves all the praise!!! Literally cannot wait for the next part!!

byun melinn

This is my first time joining Patreon, can you add text here? so I can understand better, I feel like I'm taking a listening test 😭😭

Alivia 💜

How do you become infatuated by a person you've never seen.... hmmm 🤭💜. Your voice and these audios are truly 🤌🏾💋!!!

Frances

Just joined and was immediately blessed 🙌

cai808

no matter how much i listen to this the slapping still scares me 😭

Meaghan Maureen

Waiting as patiently as I can for part 2🫠

Dana

I’m late but AN HOUR?! I’m cancelling my meetings today for this

Dana

I’m back here y’all, at a restaurant, with my AirPods in, noise cancellation and it’s just this playing in my ears🔥🫠

Senora Shakes

Not me rubbing one out at work. Thank god I work from home #graphicartist 😜🫦🫰

Melissa

I listen to this on nights before bed 💕

Elina

The work you put into these audios is insane! That's truly art and all I can say is thank you for sharing. 💕

Michelle ✨💖✨

I have to prepare myself before I listen to your audio Cal. I have to block off time on my mf calendar. Too good. 🔥

Braith

“I wanna be here” too

Rein

Ok... this is pretty fkng amazing!!!

TouchOfFinesse

Not me casually listening to this while manning the front desk at the dental office. Thank you for always getting me through my day Cal. Def my hero. <3

mnsk

This audio reminded me of a game I played early this year

Annie

“ remind me how much of a fucking slut you are” 🫡 that line is making me want an old link even tho I promised myself I wouldn’t sleep with him again 🥲🫠

Syd
>>153411642

Bye fhis is soo real ao many of these remind me of my ex💔💔

Crystal

An entire hour? An hour long audio? At this quality?! Yes the audio is top tier, always eats but can we talk about the editing? Cal I don’t know what it is that does it but these audios sink me so far into sub space it’s insane.

divingmirror12

I need another part of this 😩💕

Kurisataruuu

42:32 ~ 44:00 😳 the whispers after.. how can I go back to anything but this? :(

Ash

God I love you

sakura kiss

1:01:49 scared ts out of me

Kia

the way he adds the aftercare for us with the rainfall, what a way to fall asleep, and then to think its all done and you get one more shot🤩 its been a minute, you’ve truly outdone yourself

reyla

the sound of him writing is itching my brain i’ve been listening to that snippet for literally 5 minutes

Maggie

Literally just want to get off not listen to this stuff

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

STFU!! An hour and a quarter?! Are you fucking kidding me??! HOW have I only just found Cal's Patreon? Why didn't any of you tell me?! Ive been sitting around in old Reddit posts for months, when I coulda been here all along! GAH! Nobody tells me nuffin! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

bruh

so fckin good cal holy

Di Unagi

come to brazil

Xannie

'Really, I don't wanna be here' AND "I wanna be here" being said at the same time is just MagiCal, sir.

SaMariCh

The “Hello?” all earnest like and then he slaps down the D like he owns it. Only Cal.

Seva

10:05 HELPPPPPP

Seva

I love this audio so much bro Im always cuming back to it

Amortica.exe

Everything you do is amazing. Holy shit.

Ash33

Out of all videos posted, this one is by far my favorite! Cal is so fucking hot!!😍😍

Name 777

Omfg 🙀 It started out so good immediately and then it just kept getting better and then more better and then I’m pretty sure I died and then came back. And long story short, I can’t explain it, but pretty sure I’m pregnant now 🤷‍♀️🤰

Kikidee

I’m SO late but as an ecologist……… this does something.