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the mechanical - mechanical ep 3 [NSFW][36:26] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-04 23:41:54
Edited:
2026-06-15 13:36:16
Imported:
2026-06
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i will never understand you

when will i stop trying?

~~~

part 1

part 2

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Lyla

goodmorning sir

lucy

bro woke up and chose violence

blossomhazed

OMG SURPRISE CAL UPLOAD??? I’ll have to give this a listen later

yasmin<3

hold up— gentle dom

yasmin<3

i’m gonna cream

sherrie_waves

fuck yes. been waiting for a new one.

cumbo feds

didn’t see that coming

pluto

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAAA

cristi 🫦

i just creamed .. i mean screamed lol

Nick

Omfg

Destiny

I love that you're putting the links to the other parts in the description to keep the storylines organized. Listening now! Thanks Cal 💙

Artemizz

I i raaaaaaan to get my headphones🧍🏻‍♀️

Cherry

This is definitely my favorite audio from you, incredible as always!

Quinnie

SMILING so hard x

hanky panky

my favorite part about a new audio is the lore drop

Una

I'm grinning like a madwoman on the train listening to this. Okbye

𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆 🥀

cal you gotta give me a sec babe bc i cannot cum nearly as fast as you think i can and i lowkey feel like i'm disappointing you 😭

oxyth0t

R u free on the 13th? 👀👀

claire

part 3.5: crash dir. david cronenberg (1996)

Valerie

Me when you said my name in this one 🫠

claire

yes please, more car sfx in nsfw audios. it lights up all of my synapses.

63rry

cal said i have to dj to this

Via

OH TODAY IS A GOOD DAY THANK YOU LORD

M

❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨

Ana

yay i get to be brainless tn

A A

My Shayla Cal😭💗

Valerie

The ending w/ the note 💔 Please continue w/ this storyline!

M

Calentine’s came early this year! ❤️‍🔥

A A

RIP for our pvssy🙂‍↔️

lauren

hey cal you’re killing me ily

Mileena Machina

I’m js I would never do u like this listener did SHE’S SICKKKKK

sherrie_waves

this is so damn sinful. but i would gladly face the gates of hell for this.

Ange

I love that I thought I could work and listen...LOL. Zoned allllll the way out. Excellent work, as usual!

Venus

Cal: “Well, that’s my life. Thank you so much for spending time with me. I hope you enjoyed it cause I know I did” 💁‍♂️

Tiffany

girl really said Byee 💔 poor cal man

Tay

Oooo loving the 311 at the beginning 🥰

AlicElle

Is it just me or I can imagine Cal at the end after reading the notes smiling & thinking "here we go again"🤣

Tay
>>163626699

AND at the end 😫 loved this audio so much!!

Pam 701

This is great - enjoyed every minute. I’ve got to say though, is she CRAZY?! 😆 Really immersive and smoking hot! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

akari

gentle dom cal oh im loving it im humping to this rn

Sim

And here I was thinking I had no plans after work, meanwhile my favourite fucking show is AWWWN 😭🫶🏽

Dana

My drive to work is gonna be wild with MechaniCAL! Jeez can’t believe I missed out! Hope you’re doing good!

zinny

AM I TRIPPING OR DID YOU ADD SFX FROM DISNEY PIXAR’S CARS ? Blud hit me with a massive wave of nostalgia

Christine F.
>>163616464

he’s clearly doing this for our sanity! 😂 and to keep the lore and theories in check ✌🏼

DeJENerate

Oh jeez oh boy oh no oh golly

lemonsoda

i was literally like, “why is he talking like he’s lightning mcqueen” and suddenly i heard that beat from cars 😭

iluvbrahny

your production quality is simply amazing, i love your mind. it makes me want to record & edit audios for fun sometime.

Dana

Who the hell is Val?! The LORE is thickening 😭😭😭😂😂😂 still listening, y’all 📝📝

Sim
>>163633595

These audios put me in a fucking trance. The things i be doin make me see STARZ like never before 😩✨

divingmirror12

Ugh this needs to be continued 😩😥

Amina Flowers

the champagne instrumental 🤌🏽🤌🏽

tenylah

i love the way cal’s voice makes me feel.

Dana

Let’s be real, Cal would kill it as a podcast guy 👏🏼 This was definitely an interesting listen, very soothing like genuinely felt like my brain is tickled. We got some insight on Cal and Hal and VAL! Waiting for more -AL characters in this lore! Time to head back to For You and Jam Jars for a full thesis 🙌🏼🙌🏼 Thanks, Cal, please hydrate!

Khori Autumn

Cum count: 🤷🏽‍♀️

Christine F.

every time i think it can’t get any better. every time you prove me freaking wrong. only time i don’t freaking care for being wrong. masterpiece vol. ∞ and you keep proving there’s no limit. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Jaimie

The way the end felt like the ending credits to a show 🤌🏻 masterpiece

dawn angie 💌

one of the best parts of cal uploading is getting glimpses into his music taste

Ash

What the fuck this is so cool and amazing, words cannot even express how impressed I am. Holy shit shit shit this editing is so hot. Cal you’re so crazy. Pls have my babies.

Kay

istg every time he says good girl a tear drop falls from my leg

Ash

This hit too close to home..

Ash

IM DEADDDD THE END I JUST FINISHED😭😭 - this is too close to home. I always be going back to them. We gotta stand up Cal🙄

Destiny
>>163616464

There's no keeping us in check. We hear something and run with it every time 🤣

Colie Kai

SODER. I'm gonna need to give you a lesson on southern, sugar.

Tawni

As someone who works in the automotive industry I was SO invested in the first half that I forgot where this was gonna go lmao

raccoon_reads

great work as always cal thank you! 😊

Ash

My god this one had me goingg😮‍💨

Ash

I’m back for the first nut of the day (it’s 12am)

Kay'si
>>163649483

Tea; I need more jam jars core. The compilations are 5 stars

Kay'si

To my stone cold bitch out there, thank you for your service 🫡

Sephie

I feel so faint

Samantha

did she fall asleep with it in, because if so then that’s based

zaira

i wanna hear 26:17 RIGHTTT in my ear cal pal 🧍‍♀️

bruh

this is fucking impeccable cal

bruh

“she rides me till she’s sore” HULLO

Elle

When Cal moans and aggressively whispers I feel an invisible vibrator inside me 🫠🤤 every time. Damnit.

ananita

The way this tickled my brain in all the right ways… like this is exactly what I needed after work today. You surprise me every time with your audios, Cal.

Kurisataruuu

Boo to hellcats! Add a turbo to the Si and it’ll fly *add turbo whistle* & I thought it was customary to leave a note. Sorry bby had to run✨

Kelso

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU CAL

ananita

5 hours later thinking about the audio… did he use orgasms as punishnent or is just me? Asking for a friend…

Valerie

The “do you understand”’s KILL me every single time 💀

click_doomsday

Thank you Sir for everything that you do…we appreciate it greatly, this was perfect

Misha

your audios are deadass the only thing that turn me on atp

Sin

Beautifully done, thank you for sharing your talents with us Cal 💚

skylark

the music in this series brings it to a whole different dimension

Tatyana Gordon

I feel like I've finally been fed. 😋

🎀

end credits made me wet

Oh_hello15

Standing ovulation.. I mean ovation 🥴🥴🥴🥴✨✨✨✨

Vesselette

The way this man can make me come on command …

Nick

Man... I keep coming back to this audio because I'm simply OBSESSED with the beginning. The cinematics are so perfect!! I love the monologue part if feels so 80's movies... Don't even care to get to the nsfw part

Gray

my type is a mechanic, like, literally a biker or car guy waaah.. i love this.

Sami Cakes

This is my fave movie rn. I just shut my eyes and see it all play out like a brat pack film and then I get absolutely f*cked outta my mind so that’s cool too 🥴

Evie 🫀

This is the most creative and amazing NSFW audio I've ever heard wth

duckie

Cal’s NSFW Day Off

Name 777

Cal at about 1:20: Is there any other way I should take it? Not me home alone blurting out: Like a good boy! 🤭😄🙈