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presence...get it? bc similar....yeah that's right you better fkng get it

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[magic][double candy cane][lots of eating][double cream][daaaamn]

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Xannie

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MY FAVORITE GOONER. 🥳

Thelnie

Happy new year! Thank you for your presence. 🤭

Sherrie Waves

happy fucking new year, gooners!

Christine F.

whoever doesn’t get it, gets creampies rn !!!! and happy new year dearest darling cal 🥳

feistybunbun

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING!!- ILY IDGAF TY FOR THIS 😭

Mrs. Governor

Can’t wait to listen to this!!!

Abby

I missed these storyline audios 😍😍

Amortica.exe

Omg there's two of them😔❤️

Sherry

Ohhhh my gawd

nat :3

dada like literally

Love

I don’t know what’s going on, but I like what’s going on🙂‍↕️

kaila 💜

happy new year!! 🎊

Sherrie Waves

HAAAAAAAL!! i think my brain just short circuited i need 5 business days to recover.

Seva

You sound so good here what omgggg

Name 777

3.05 yes, sir, you are and 3.10 yes, sir, we are 🧎‍♀️‍➡️💜🤭

Lainie

Two Cals? Best. Gift. Ever.

Dess 🌸

my jaw dropped so fast.. what a time to be alive

vi

love it when cal and Hal are a little gay for each other 🥹 they’re boyfriends to me

Stevie

Husband: whatcha listening to? Me: 👀 Christmas stories

Sara

A few things: • ‘Hi listener’ - diabolical 🫵🏼😭 • ‘You’ve been thinking about me all year’ - Cal pls 😩 its JANUARY FKIN 1ST 😭 • Hal can get it 💋

madi

is it too early to say i love u

Misha

you’ve been on my mind all year (17 hours)

kiyra

OH MY FUCK MY TWO BOYFRIENDS ARE BACK OH HOW IVE MISSED THEM 😭😭😭😭 HAPPY NEW YEAR

SunnySunflower

Good girls get kisses don’t they is my favorite line of all time

Alissa

Anyone else edge themselves by waiting to play a new Cal drop? I keep finding shit to do, but occasionally opening the post to read comments. I really an an edge queen lol. By the time I pop my headphones on, I am RAMPED UP.

Mrs. Governor

Finally listening, STORY TELLING? Hell yeah! SANTA CAL is in town!

Mrs. Governor

[13:10] “Good boy, Hal” “You too, baby” STAHP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

Dez

Siiiigh *unzips pants again*

Tee

Santa and Hal? My holes are screaming! 😱

Not Me

Fantastic. Good boys

YP

So gay, I love it!

Name 777

Stay frosty! 😆❄️ No can do sir 😆🥵Zero chill about this audio🔥🔥🔥

S H

Is that Mickey at the beginning? Disney bought Cal! 😭

mae

the little elf voices hehe so cute🥰

Thalasso 🌊

Anytime Cal and Hal in the same audio 🫠 like more please

feistybunbun

“he’s eating that shit good isn’t he?” “pussies so wet, you ate her so good didn’t you?…you ate it so good..” i’m w u hal i luh the way this man eats pussy too AHAHAAAAAA jesus christ imagine one in ur pussy and the other one in ur ass hehe!! i’ve spent hours listening to this shit on a loop omg :,)

Kate🫧

Ohhhh boy been waiting for this

Liz ard 🤡

i guess santa stuck to my list... to the T

Belle Young

I missed the story ones!!!!

Jen

This was so fun 😋

j

i love how creative cal is like he’s always making me laugh 😭

fedu

came to many times w this one

Alli

computah, make these dudes super gay and horny