FIGHT!! - Lydia vs Sylvie (Patreon)

The Jobber's Guild exists at FIGHT!! as a coping mechanism for all the pain puppets and human punching bags on the roster; Whilst these deluded creatures can never hope to win a bout, they can at least squabble amongst themselves over who is the least inept and who has suffered the least humiliating defeats. Even amongst this group of perennial losers, a Hierarchy has emerged with Miss Sylvie making the bold claim to be 'Queen of the Jobbers'. She maintains this questionable accolade on the basis she is the 'prettiest and blondest;'....

Lydia, perhaps not uniquely, lives in a world of total delusion. She refuses to acknowledge her rubber stamped inclusion in the Jobber's guild and maintains the belief she is destined for great things at FIGHT! All she needs is the other fighters to just stop cheating!

The bout tonight comes about after Sylvie decreed all Guild members gain her approval for any attire worn in future fights to ensure Sylvie remains the best looking.  Lydia's inclusion in the memo sent the tragic figure into an existential crisis and a challenge was promptly issued......

Pumped up on her own ego and the supportive loving words of her girlfriend Lisa, Lydia entered the hastily arranged venue fully confident this would be the last day anyone considered her a jobber....even the smart ass taunts from Lisa's brat little sister Bobby (who seems to live purely to enjoy watching Lydia be humiliated) weren't going to get in the way of Lydia's climb to stardom....or at least that was the plan....