BONUS: The Cryptid Dating Game (Patreon)

Task Force, we're here to celebrate the season of love by becoming freaks of nature in The Cryptid Dating Game!

Here's how it goes: Alfredo is a lonely bachelor looking to get with a supernatural beast. Through a series of questions, he's going to try to identify who Christian, Jillian, and Trevor are!

If you'd like to play along, here's the possible cryptids to choose from along with a brief description:

Bigfoot (Pacific Northwest) – Large, hairy, ape-like creature roaming forests.

Mothman (Point Pleasant, West Virginia) – Winged humanoid with glowing red eyes.

Chupacabra (Southwest, Puerto Rico origins) – Goat-sucking creature with spines down its back.

The Flatwoods Monster (Flatwoods, West Virginia) – Tall, spade-headed figure with glowing eyes.

The Dover Demon (Dover, Massachusetts) – Small, pale creature with large eyes and spindly limbs.

The Beast of Bray Road (Elkhorn, Wisconsin) – Werewolf-like creature seen on rural roads.

Jersey Devil (Pine Barrens, New Jersey) – Winged, hooved creature with a goat-like head.

Skunk Ape (Florida Everglades) – Foul-smelling, ape-like cryptid similar to Bigfoot.

The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp (Bishopville, South Carolina) – Reptilian humanoid with glowing red eyes.

The Fresno Nightcrawlers (Fresno, California) – Tall, thin, leg-like creatures caught on security cameras.

Thunderbirds (Great Plains, Southwest) – Massive, bird-like creatures from Native American legends.

The Hopkinsville Goblins (Hopkinsville, Kentucky) – Small, metallic-skinned beings with glowing eyes.

Loveland Frogman (Loveland, Ohio) – Humanoid frog-like creature seen near rivers.

The Van Meter Visitor (Van Meter, Iowa) – Winged, bat-like creature with a glowing horn.

The Lake Worth Monster (Lake Worth, Texas) – Goat-man hybrid, often described as a half-man, half-goat beast.

The Ozark Howler (Ozark Mountains, Arkansas/Missouri) – Large, black, cat-like creature with glowing eyes and a terrifying howl.

Champ (Lake Champlain, Vermont/New York) – Serpentine lake monster similar to the Loch Ness Monster.

The Altamaha-ha (Altamaha River, Georgia) – Aquatic, serpent-like creature said to inhabit coastal waterways.

The Wendigo (Northern forests, Minnesota/Wisconsin) – Malevolent spirit or cryptid associated with cannibalism and starvation.

The Batsquatch (Mount St. Helens, Washington) – Flying cryptid resembling a giant bat or a winged Bigfoot.

The Goatman of Maryland (Prince George’s County, Maryland) – Axe-wielding, goat-headed creature that terrorizes rural areas.

The Fouke Monster (Fouke, Arkansas) – Bigfoot-like creature popularized by the film The Legend of Boggy Creek.

The Pukwudgie (New England) – Small, troll-like beings from Native American folklore known for trickery.

The Snallygaster (Maryland) – Dragon-like beast with a metallic beak and razor-sharp teeth.

The Enfield Horror (Enfield, Illinois) – Three-legged, short creature with glowing red eyes and clawed hands.