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Mystery Madness: Round 5 (Fearsome Four) (Patreon)

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2025-03-29 15:00:11
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Round 5 of Mystery Madness is here and voting begins NOW!Voting is open to everyone by clicking HERE

For our reactions to the results of Round 4, click here for the recap video.

We're down to just four mysteries:

Cicada 3301

Dyatlov Pass

Lake City Quiet Pills

Obscure Cryptids (Squonk, Skunk Ape, Oklahoma Octopus)

After this we go to the championship round to see who takes the trophy, which I imagine is some sort of solid gold magnifying glass. 

Let us know your thoughts in the comments! Who will make it to the final round and who do you think is going to win?

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Bazooka Joe

Can a group of hit men take down the fearsome Squonk?

WillyWonkz

Hardest choice for me was between the Cryptids and Lake City quiet pills I'll pick the cicada everyday

NamelessSoul

Oh man this is has been the hardest vote yet

Stephen Helms

Skunk ape and crypids stand firm

Santiago Rodriguez

Okay, now with all the joke voting out the way let's now take this seriously and make sure we get Squonk to win!!

Brandon Newton

Remember guys mental health isn't a joke, we gotta push Lake City for Christian 😭 Love cicada, but Dyatlov is just so mysteriously tangible ❤️

renwes

As interesting as Dyatlov is, it's not a new topic. Cicada, however, I never heard of until Red Web. Maybe that's why Cicada is so much more interesting to me. Fingers crossed for Cicada 🤞

BG297

I'll put money towards Fredo's bail fund if he hunts down the squonk, my goat Cicada 3301 needs to take this

Dinkleberg65

Lake city quiet pills vs Dyatlov pass is what I'd love to see in the finals with Dyatlov taking the win. To this day it's still one of the best mysteries of all time.

GASE0US CLAY

I'll take this time to remind everyone, there's literally a Patreon tier for Squonk (the highest tier). Squonk, skunk ape, & Oklahoma octopus shall not be denied!

Charlotte Lynch

Ok Squonkateers we need to unite in the time of need for our beloved Squonk and his fellow cryptids amd protect them from Fredo's Freedom Fighters. Also yeah cicada 3301 is interesting but dyatlov pass for me is by far more intriguing.

Caldkay

CMON SQUONK AND CICADA LETS TAKE IT TO THE FINALS

Marc Anderson

This one was very half difficult. Between Cicada and Dyatlov was an easy pick for me, I chose Cicada because its my favorite mystery of all time. The difficult one was between Lake City and Obscure Cryptids, as much as I love Squonk, I had to go with Lake City because of all if the twists it has.

Joseph Grimmrose

Squonk is fun, but the episode definitely goes to Lake City.

Noah-true

If the squonk goes out here I know that Alfredo had something to do with it. I'm keeping my headlow for snipers here

Hannah K. 🌲

Damn, my choices were obvious but this was a hell of a match up for both of them. We’ll see what happens… 😬

Melanie Adams

*stares intensely* I DID NOT FORGET not that I think it'd matter much this time, all my favourites are goneeee

Jillen

that's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jillian

Weiss Belladonna

This hurts but it must be done *Puts the remains of Squonk in the Squonk jar* Rest well King. *puts it on the souvenir Shelf*

Demoet

All right time for the final push and I've decided it's the original episode! Lake City has to much to not come out on top. It's starts as a internet mystery goes into a true crime and then becomes something like an urban myth. Lake City has Creep factor, Crime possibility, History tie ins, and yet is so questionable.

Milkasaurous

Obscurae vires umbrae quae fragilia stamina vitae Praecipiunt, unum verum Mysterii Deum Quartum voco Furorem. Rise, Jersey Devil! Rise! Destruction of the Mystery Madness bracket is imminent! Rend the Fearsom Four asunder!

grub643

Been here since episode 1, and so my heart and my votes will always go with the internet mysteries

NixieShimo

Cicada v Dyatlov was relatively easy. Both are great but one has an 'official answer'. Go with the mystery. Lake City v Cryptids was WAY harder. Nostalgic first episode or unofficial mascot. I went Lake City but that's mostly because Skunk Ape gets no love from me.

PunkyB

I can't not vote for Lake City - it immediately hooked me into the show and still pops into my brain and takes me down mental rabbit holes

Juba2

Choosing between Cicada and Dyatlov is a hard choice but I have to go with the two original mysteries that hooked me to the podcast with pilot and first episode. So hoping to see Cicada and Lake city go head to head in the end.

Laney

My head says lake city quiet pills, but my heart says SQUONK!

Shayne

Didn't forget to vote this time.