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The Dragon's Egg | Total Monster Kill #1 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-22 20:00:10
Edited:
2024-09-18 02:59:49
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2026-06
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WELCOME TOThis brand new adventure is Dungeon Master'd by Nate Grizzly for the rookie hunting party featuring Zach Bizly, Eric Condifiction, and Milo Mumbles.  Are you ready to join the hunt?

Attached to this post is the episodes transcript!

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Kanashi

We're so back

tidalwisp

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

GPTC

YIPPPPEEEEEE

Shawn Dixon

FINALLY MORE GRIZZLY DMING

Kanashi

THE MUMBLES!!

sunny ☆

MILO IN JRWI IS REAL YIPPEE

ThatAsh

LETS GOOOOOOO

isaacs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lizizbored

MILO FREAKING MUMBLESSSS

Chris Jaure

shit in my pants rn 💔 so excited

finncharlie

love the music already and grizzly’s doing so well on the accent. SO EXCITED FOR MS MUMBLES

kezcicle

HIP HIP HOORAY

Noa

OMGGGGG

WhiNot

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

man_e _t

ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF BARK

hambo

YEAHHHHH

CatJam ii

DUDE IM DYING ATP BRO I LOVE ALL THIS STUFF COMING OHT OMG

Bruh

Rizz

Citron

HELL YEAH

Pine_Tree

MILOOOO YEAHHHH BANGER CAST

CamelCraft

THANK GOODNESS THE DROUGHT IS OVER

bevdin

OMGOMGOMGOMG

clerma

YOOOOOO

bizlyfan

IM AT WORK U GEESE I WANT TO LISTEN TO

Voliak

Thank goodness we got some new content I was starving over here

Mick

WHAAAT WI WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO COME OUT SO SOON

D3ssy

NO WAY

D3ssy

YOOOOO

sonny

WOAHHHH

Arianna Bruneau

YAY NEW JRWI CONTENT!!!! THE RAIN HAS COME AT LAST

Eggyneer

REAHAHRHHSHIFJJFHEIOABFBEPACNNRJE JRWI IS SOOO BACK

Marcid

i'm about to become the monster IM SO EXCITED

alina

LETS GOOOO

mic kra

Yeees ugabuga moment

DustTea

Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah

lily

MILO IN A JRWI CAMPAIGN LETS GO

empex123

Been so excited for this specific campaign holy shit

Spooks Beloved

Genuinely cannot understand a word in this introduction

mic kra

I cant wait to see a barbarian character in jrwi (not incliding the older campains)

omgnoway

WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

Mel_TB

Hype!!!

twigwasneverhere

condi...did you make strangle IS HE BACK I MISSED HIM SO NUCNFN

Arin

our gift for pride month <3 abjagsjshs

BlakeSpace

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOO !!! MILO IN JRWI IS REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellen!!

milo my favourite mumbler

Lele

Is it audio only? Or is there a video version?

meatboy

is this campaign going on the spotify or youtube acc as well? you guys literally haven’t posted there in SIX MONTHS 😭 i feel bad for the ftp fans

mic kra

Condi's character british Cos there is no good food where he comes from

WaterFoul

We're officially back

kiran ⚔️

So this is what the dragons egg playlist was for. ALSO WHAT?????

Dawnan

Oooh! I have always wanted a monster hunter type campaign~ so hyped to watch this when I have time

harvest

will this be uploaded on youtube for those who need subtitles?

wumbabie

MILO MUMBLES!!!!!!!!

Citron

A CAT!!!!!!!!

FeeshUnofficial

You wouldn't survive a DAY in a dwarven city

Courtsnort

40 minutes in and im sobbing

the idoit

Condi's character is just adult dekdota

finncharlie

“let’s not get our teeth in a uh, cavity, eh?”

bevdin

i love you everett james peddlebridge

currentfever490

im so hyped about milo being in the show

eganme34

so excited for this :)

Marianne Horn

Milo is great and all but where did Charlie Go? Did i Miss Something?

Marianne Horn

Oh i See thanks! I must've missed it

bonebrokebuddy

BRO IM SO HYPED! I’ve heard bizly mention trying to get milo on the show for forever now and it’s finally happened! God I’m so excited, milo brings such a fun energy to every situation he’s in and I’m hyped to see where this goes

Golden

He’s just busy

violaextract

Hyped!!!! So excited to listen to this

JustAFox

A HUNTER NAMED TREY? IM GOING TO SELF INSERT FOR THE REST OF THIS CAMPAIGN

Haybbale

I hate all of them already and that's a good thing

bung

“Okay so my first death save is-“ LMFAOOOO

Hannah

So fucking funny. I look forward to more!

huddlecoast

cutting back from lucia’s quiet sad moment to bizly going ‘so my first death save is a… 16 :)’ was PEAK comedy

Golden

I love this freak show + one normal guy crew so much

Sunmcrain

im actually so hyped for this campaign i love monster hunts

Seblimimal

Milo cutie more like

Seblimimal

Music a bit too loud in the introduction around 3:10+

yeeeet_pog

I love this party the chemistry like rp wise is so good and i love lucia! Cant wait for more episodes

ghastnorm

they are all such freaks, i love them so much

Possum Paul

I love every single character here, all their dynamics are already awsome

Arie

"Let's not get our teeth in a cavitie ehh" Got me crying bro

Skeeto

Shitting myself with excitement man

Samara Heckman

25:04; I can't help but hear "Monster High" and picture a the dude saving her life covered in Monster High merch, lmao

CL the frog

I'm already so endeared to these characters

Dawnlotus

Actually so excited this was such a fun episode!!!!!

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

bizly’s character is so goofy i wanna cry 😭😭 alpha wolf energy or whatever BAHHAHA edited: HES SO DRAMATIC I LOVE HIM 😭💗

Eric number 5

Pepper fr gotta be my second favorite cat named “pepper” from JRWI

xaeyrnofnbe

very fond of these characters right away, great stuff!!

read me byi!!!

holy SHIT this fucks severely. so so so excited to see more of this

FeeshUnofficial

Give it a few episodes, everyone will be a freak

FeeshUnofficial

He sucked someones blood and didn't give them any sloints afterwards

B71TZ

I love their dynamic already, I’m already attached and hope that nothing bad ever happens to 3 wacky dnd characters….

CamelCraft

alph reminds me of chet

Pigo

This is freaking awesome

ben

trio that matched eachothers freak

CamelCraft

hey hey heyheyhey here is a pun cause cheeeese, Muenster cheese HAHAHAHAHA i'm so funny

kiran ⚔️

Everett is so unserious i love him

exot wariacik

Guys this is way to confusing please be mindful that i have dubble digit iq

The Sneach

IM FINALLY CAUGHT UP!!!

empex123

The audio editing is so good in this I was walking to work and kept on thinking people were talking to me but it was just the ambient sound in the episode

Kai Strong

My headcannon is that this is set century’s before Monster Control Service

Newton P

I love it here

Alana Cake

alright everyone say it with me "Bulling is bad, even if its funny"

The Sneach

It’s way too hot outside

Ross

MILO???OMG MILO??? OMG MILO THE MUMMBLE????

Addie is Raddie

Charlie’s been replaced by milo and I do not mind

SpookyPerson34

I can already tell I'm gonna want 6 seasons of this (I've listened to this ep 3 times already)

Bumpusking

I love that Everett is like, trying to be an edgelord, and the world just won’t let him, it’s so funny 😂

Handful of Rat

Lucia is so nasty and odd. I love her dearly

Cerezaku

I was thrilled by that bit at the end I hope they have to hunt the monster with Alf

astro

loved the first ep!! is there any chance of yall making/posting a transcript of the eps of tmk? it'd be super nice for accessibility!!

Hugz4.u

If you connect your patreon to spotify you can use the live captions there! Though it may only be premium, im not sure:)

astro

ive listened to a lot of jrwi on spotify, but the live captions arent always accurate :((

Chirobeansss🍄🌻🎲

AHHHHH IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS CAMPAIGN!!! Just started listening to the video and Ive got to say I love the music and effects they are Soo cool and nice :DD

Wafflesir168

Just gotta say how much I LOVE griz’s character descriptions.

Pezza

Jin Everett and Lucia are quickly becoming one of my favourite jrwi parties in terms of dynamics and how they interact with one-another

Lucia enjoyer

i love Lucia this is already my favorite campaign

Mclimetrix

LETS GOOO, I'M SO EXCITED

astro

awesome, thank yall!! really enjoyed the first ep, looking forward to the rest of the campaign!

Calysto

this has such monster hunter energy and I'm here for it

Crabelicious

Can we please get the audio for bizly and condis arm wrestle duel!

Isaac Goins

Kinda reminds me of Hunter x Hunter, too.

Razzberri

All I can think of with a Bull and Monkey is Rajang lol

EaseeCheesee

I'm so glad we finally got milomumbles herself on JRWI this is awesome. Lucia is such a freak I love her so dearly

Amy Waller

"Pegs, the forbidden art" fucking ENDED ME

Adonis Shultz

Milo should be a permanent member

Munoz Adan

Let’s hope this doesn’t turn into something similar to monster control 😰

Munoz Adan

Bizly just saying “my first death save isss” when grizz and miler get back is peak

scrimmyjim

i've immediately latched onto lucia she is so gross and weird <3

loser kys

WOAH. "you shouldve been a cat", that one sentence went back like 4 years, I remember that druid tabaxi

Epic Pog Gamer

love how literally everyone in the party is a freak

I’m-gunna-get-you

I LOVE LUCIA SO MUCH I HAVE LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HER EVERYDAY SINCE THIS EPISODE CAME OUT!!

Lee

I LOVE monster Hunter and screamed!! I understand keeping things not monster Hunter game specific for ppl that haven’t played but I adore the references

MachTalks

I think we as a collective moved way too fast past “what are you compensating for?” “My penis.” Like that was so goddamn funny just with the line delivery

ollieolii

I can't help but imagine a little Sasuke puppeting Everett like Ratatouille

Xéphen

3 strings is the best hypeman. He must be protected at all times

MyoMouthsOff

MILOMUMBLES ON JRWI THESE ARE DAYS I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR

TL

Where gunker

Piltover’s Finest

Probably busy, he does a lot of stuff and maybe is using this time to have a bit of break (look at his schedule in the BG3 video he needs it)

Mixtraa

Where is Charlie?

TL

oh that makes sense.

yesamgoose

it sounds cartoony but there is a grillable cheese! its called halloumi

♡

listened to this at work with headphones and every time i hesrd background chatter i thought there was a customer 😭😭 i fucking luuuv tmk so far tho

TheSkinMan

Everett is my spirit animal

Kaios

Got jump scared by Scottish grizz

Kaios

Lucia…little scrimblo

Key

of any possible accent I was not expecting scottish

bob

Have slimecicle play Alf the alpha elf pls

Starryblue

Finally starting this campaign!! Loving so much already!!

Grunch

Spoilers "He appears to be human" in reference to Rock is crazy and no one noticed it.

HEE-HOO!!

Grizzly. Your not allowed to say momster

Montavious

Dude Milo is never allowed to leave, the best possible addition I was laughing my ass off this whole time

Jorts Storm

OH MY GOD TAXI FROM THE FATED REFERENCE

Jorts Storm

WHAT WAS BIZLY AND CONDI DOING AHAHAHA

Crab Crafting

The comedic timing of Lucia coming back to Bizly saying “my first death save is a”

Eggyneer

rip lil bro fly high 🕊🕊🕊

Eggyneer

this aged....

Eggyneer

me when I lie

Eggyneer

OMG THE FORESHADOWING IS INSANE

Eggyneer

let's find all the foreshadowing chat

JustAFox

I know fr 😭

Riddle/Coury/Cater

Just started this fucking campaign, holy shit, i am LOVING this! I’ll 100% reply with what my thoughts are when I’m done with it. May the gods wish me luck.

Sean Shepherd

Every time Everett talks I immediately start laughing in advance. His absurdly grimdark delivery of every word, no matter how stupid it is...just gold. Pure gold.