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WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL MONSTER KILL!

Team Sigma return after a successful hunt. Lucia visits the Guildmaster. Jin comforts Trey. Everett faces Alf.

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Whammie

YES, MORE MILO

Cheesenoodles

It‘s once again time for Total Monster Munch!

AngelTh3Weirdo

WE ARE CONTINUING OUR MEWING STREAKS WITH THIS ONE TEAM SIGMA 🤫🧏‍♂️

Calron

THE SIGMAS ARE BACK ON THAT GRINDSET!!!💪💪💪

Citron

GO TEAM SIGMA!!!!!!!

WaterFoul

I still can't get over them calling themselves team sigma

Arie

Can't wait Alph the Alfa Elf to Alph all over the place

just a lil' guy

this opening feel like a polycule going through a divorce

Dung eater

Those first 7 minutes were one of the best conversations I’ve ever heard. That shit was so unbelievably funny.

Eggyneer

craziest intro to a dnd podcast ever... I love it

Arie

Can I get a fucking awoo?

enbyralsei

11 minutes to 14 minutes emetophobia warning. AKA they are fake gagging repeatedly

currentfever490

i find it so funny milo thought the 9v battery licking was a joke but i thought it was a universal experience that everyone got tricked by SOMEONE in their lives to do it

bevdin

what the FUCK is going on the first like 16 minutes 😭

Alana Cake

me for the first 5 mins: should.. should i go? cause like, i can go...

ThatAsh

DAMMIT TREY NOOOOOO

Anthony

Thank you for your perfect timing Now I have something to listen to at work

The Sneach

FOR SOME REASON IT DIDN’T NOTIFY ME WHEN THIS CAME OUT

The Sneach

IM SO HAPPY THAT IT CAME OUT

Nolan Carlsen

i cannot stop laughing at the fucking gagging joke

Rayaviini

Trey is like Dakota Cole I think

ThatAsh

Bro that ENDING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? (In a great way though I swear!)

Dimichu

Licked a battery today… it didn’t taste good

Courtsnort

Alph just wants to get to know everet but doesn't know how to properly express it

VoidHeartSoul

Thus episode is nuts, when from 0 to 1000 really quick. Loved it!!!

chaoticgaygremlin

“YOU dude! YOU!” Fucking cried when I heard this from Alf because he’s so much like Troy oh my god

Ace Hutson

Such a fucking hostile start

Alana Cake

OOOH NOO, if the Guildmaster is against (for whatever reason) Lucia and the Other hunters are a against Everett, this could VERY WELL turn into a them against the world situation, hunters and monsters alike!!....TERRIFYING!!!

eebee

GRIZZLY WHEN I GET YOU GRIZZLY WHEN I GET YOU GRIZZLY WHEN I-

FunkyFlumph

The intro to this episode is unhinged i love it. Im loving the unfiltered vibe of TMK so far

Matnar0

It was so funny

Guitar George

What the hell was that 7 minute long vent session

Guitar George

After a while you warm up to it (don’t like batteries)

rantahoge

the ending...... GRIZZLY WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

randopandour

Enemyship ended with Alf the Alpha Elf. Now Guildmaster Rock is my new enemy.

Avs

No one: Bizly: I a train monster

ShopleChople

I listened to the gagging segment last night and now I'm sick. What did Condifiction mean by this?

RichCapybara

Glad to see Charlie is still here in spirit through Alf the Alpha Elf and his extreme homoerotic tension

Galiaxie

Girl- I don’t think thats what this is.

DW55

Alph perfectly encapsulated that feeling when you lose, I’m talking when you have no good way out of something and you just need to cut your losses. Good stuff Grizzly

CL the frog

That ending oh my god!!!

Daniel V

I love alf now and 100% agree with his position

Elijah Edwards

Did Grizzly just Fable 2 intro her at the end?

Veemon 22

Literally the beginning of this episode is why I think you guys should bring back the council. It was so funny

Tin

Tricked???

The Bastard, Snom

Everett vs Alf is the most toxic yaoi i have ever seen

hloa

Bro the Alf redemption is crazy

Chaser

Every time I envision Lucia I just see Marcille from Dungeon Meshi and it’s fantastic

End wyvern

OH MY GOSH!!! This eps is just a rollercoaster

Jezzibolt

The storytelling and character development this session were PHENOMENAL! Huge kudos to Grizz! You’re killing it! The players also did great jobs with their characters. Everyone had their moments. Beautiful stuff guys!

yeeeet_pog

WHAT. HUH. WHAT. THE FUCH. HUHHHH. WHA- AHHHHH

strwbrykitty

GRIZZLY 2HAT THE FUCK HEY HEY GRIZZ HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Ryezun _

Raven x Lucia for life

Peachy

loved this episode! i thought the conversation between trey and jin was incredible, it was great to see how the characters care out each other. i also loved everett's fight with alf, i admire the bizly is always willing to make in character choices even when those choices seem like they'll have the most negative consequences. and i can't forget the little lore drops about lucia, her past, and her thought processes! another banger episode of tmk

Fright Knight

I think one of 23 authentic flavors in a Dr. Pepper is the same as licking as 9v battery, and I don't care, I love it.

Kobra

HUH

Charles

Wait you're onto something here...

Charles

And then Jin is just there like 😰

Charles

Toxic yaoi ahh

Charles

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking when the fight started getting homoerotic

Charles

At least they both lived this time (for now)

Charles

Awoo... 😒

ArkisGoopin

when i catch you grizzly...

Inconspicuous Ginger

I haven't finished the episode yet but Alf has blown away Dougs spot as most insufferable minor antagonists in jrwi (in my meomory at least)

Kaios

“He’s like sweating too so he’s oiled up” Grizz…

Kaios

oh wow I love total monster kill and my girl Lucia I can’t wait for a nice chill and fun episode—oh shit

Skelepathically

Milo’s presence fills the Spittake sized hole in my Spittake sized heart.

Tdog 982

I fell asleep during bullet train once but it was like my third time watching it in that week

CorvieCrows

The whiplash I get from these episodes guys, the by far one of the funniest intros to an episode ever. Then I am left with gut wrenching conversations between characters. Also I AM ACTIVELY ROOTING FOR ALF, as one note as he first came off, I do admire what he's doing. Hard to even disagree with him- ALSO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LUCIA WHAT EHT FUCK FEUFCKE HCKAHC

Screenshot

dude i literally have a horrible irrational fear of flying bugs, and milos mosquito sound in the intro actually like triggered my fight or flight and i instinctively wanted to remove my headphones because it was for some reason SO ACCURATE??

TheSkinMan

12:03 Bro, Bizly’s laugh brings me life

FeeshUnofficial

Bebo's ability to just become completely different people in roleplay keeps being insane

Will

Everett is just meat thanatos lol

Pixel Cowboy

thanks for the AEUGH trigger warning

piss shivers

The ambient vegetable chopping is gold

CamelCraft

the second i heard alf and everett "goin at it" wink wink nudge nudge it IMMEDIATELY reinded me of the suckening and emizel and his sire

Krow

Love how Alf became the epitome of “worst person you know made an excellent point” this episode

Montavious

Spoilers Dude I had a bad feeling and the way I yelled "I KNEW IT" at the end there

Jorts Storm

I KNEW THE VIBES WERE OFF

floy reed

waiter! more raven please! 😺

hunnybear

i know im late or whatever but grizzly you sick maniac. i love you

hunnybear

everett is thanatos if he were meat and also emotionally capable of being a freak

Crab Crafting

This episode ramps up the drama before they even get into character. Interesting choice

Crab Crafting

I’m just gonna say it: Lucia is a girl kisser extraordinaire

izzy bizzy

i watched this with my friend when this came out and oh my god was it the right episode to watch with someone 😭 we just stared at each other like :0

Kaios

Listening to this a second time and the horror spreading over my face when Milo asks about a window in the room and Grizz just goes “there actually is :)”