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Framed | Judgement #2 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-11-02 18:00:09
Edited:
2024-11-16 03:54:33
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2026-06
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WELCOME BACK TO JUDGEMENT!

Our party convenes, but under not so ideal circumstances...

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Dung eater

I swear to god I can’t hear the word judgment ever after playing Yakuza 0

TheWisperer

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

gunkinandgoopin

BUCK BARKER BABYGIRLLLLL is he adopting??????

UnknownAvacado

Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!

Cheesenoodles

IT‘S A JUDGEMENT DAY LET‘S GO

Alana Cake

Now how In the world do three separate people get framed for killing one person?

CamelCraft

Buck wears white jaguar joe IS white and mal is pale, I like that

CamelCraft

I really hope we get some references to apotheosis even if they are just jokingly

John EldenRing

My session tonight just got cancelled so we be bumping judgement can I get a what what

Bacchu!

JUDGEMENT

Bacchu!

PREPARE THYSELF

Bacchu!

THY END IS NOW…

Bacchu!

Aagh! Forgive me, my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world... WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Spamton A Spamton

Jaguar Joe is LITERALLY the Chosen One from Smosh

CamelCraft

This is probably nothing but the wolves being the first real encounter might be a reference?

CamelCraft

I like how buck is almost the COMPLETE opposite of Thanatos like even the clothes are opposite

Boochbeard

Buck not using his magic on purpose is so funny

Eggyneer

buck facing the wolves must've just been another day on the farm

Alana Cake

Oh, corruption... How realistic

CamelCraft

I love how grizzly went from hot people* (and Dakota (also aster)) to a lizard and a rat amazing progression

UnknownAvacado

TERMINAL DATA 01 [ENCRYPTED] INTRODUCTION TO TERMINALS (DRAFT! DO NOT SEND!! // todo: ADD PICTURES SO THOSE FUCKING SUITS DON'T FALL ASLEEP LIKE LAST TIME) The elevator room terminals are an advanced interconnected network built for the purpose of transferring materials and tools between different areas. They are capable of transferring physical material as information across a radio signal, which other terminals can receive and use to reconstruct the sent object. The original item is lost, as it is transformed into the energy that is used to transmit the material information, and the process is quite slow due to the amount of information that physical matter holds. An early test of a matter transfer's accuracy was a mint condition 78rpm vinyl record, which was sent from the lab to all connected terminals. The vinyl was a single of Russ Morgan Orchestra's recording of the piece Were You Foolin' (a favorite of the CRO), though the label was removed to reduce the amount of matter to be transferred. [note: fuck you tom im so fucking tired of this stupid song and having to listen to it every morning over your garbage intercom] Soon after, the Hell exploration and excavation project was abandoned and this vinyl record remained the only matter to have been successfully[sic] transferred before connection between the surface and the terminals was lost. The terminals now use the record to lure machines into a symbiotic relationship (For further information, see TERMINAL DATA 02: [LINK REMOVED]). However, the terminals only play short instrumental sections of the original record for undetermined reasons. Some researchers have joked that perhaps the terminals are simply "too shy to sing", though rumors have been spreading of mechanics who, after fixing a faulty or broken terminal, said to have heard the terminal play a vocal section when only the mechanic is present with no recording equipment, making this an unverifiable claim. END OF DATA 01. For more information, see [LINK REMOVED] and [LINK REMOVED]

ectoplasmicradiance

The dynamic of this party is already extremely chaotic and I love it.

thee_birdo

i've not watched the episode yet im SO confused

UnknownAvacado

you won't be any less confused after you watch it, google Ultrakill

Mike Rawch

Best moment of the whole episode: Condi: "Anybody else? Anyone feeling extra fucked-up today?" Bizly: *southern drawl* "I got an idea!"

jasonthefricker

Buck Barker has made me laugh out loud more times in one episode than any other JRWI character ever I’m so serious

Kindaa

Impressive 😎

FYNNER

I love it when Pissly says "it's country time" and countries all over the place

Mike Rawch

CLEARLY you haven't heard Thanatos' country album.

Mike Rawch

What what what? A what what what?!?!?!

Mike Rawch

I think that's more of an unintentional "first encounter in every DnD campaign ever" refrence 😂 but I'm not here to shit on your Sunday go crazy bro

Mike Rawch

April 3, 2143 A kid sneezed on me today. It was on the ZipShuttle tunnelcar. I could feel it hit my arm. I thought about saying something, but then he stared up at me like I was the problem. And maybe he was right? I don’t know. I’m sure he didn’t mean to. He started pointing at me and laughing right after, but maybe he just thought of something funny. I forgot my sandwich at home. Rascal probably ate it. I hope he didn’t, but I’m not counting on it. I was looking forward to lunch. I’m not anymore. When I got off, I walked as quickly as I could (without pushing past anyone) to find an alley where I could catch my breath for a minute. Riding the tunnelcar makes my skin crawl. When I finally got into the alley and hid behind a dumpster to wait for my nerves to settle, he appeared beside me. I heard him clinking first. His coat was covered in old corporate pins, the kind they used to hand out at company “family days” and seminars. I wish they still gave those. When I looked, he was sitting down beside me, gesturing wildly for silence with his finger pressed to his lips, eyes darting down the alley. He had this intense stare, like he was seeing right through me. He was scary. I think he was smoking (I don’t know what), but in the dark, his face was just a shadow. His voice was a low, gravelly rasp that sounded like a bad impression of a late-night talk show host. “You lost? Maybe even… TERMINALly lost? You feel me, brother?” He laughed at his own joke, eyes flicking to the street like he expected someone to jump out of the shadows. I think I nodded? I don’t remember. He looked huge in the shadows, his coat blending into the night except for those pins, glittering like dull stars. He leaned close, his voice dropping to a murmur. “They hum and sing, you know.” He moved right up to my ear and whispered, “The terminals. Hummin’, and a-singin’.” His eyes were wild, darting from side to side. He shoved something into my shirt pocket and slapped my chest, hard enough to make me stumble. Glancing around, he muttered, “Follow the music. The vinyl appeared somewhere. Just not where it was. They did it. Before it all went wrong.” Then he gripped my shirt, hauled me up like I weighed nothing, and slammed me against the wall. “It’s up, it’s UP! It never went down, don’t you see?!” His voice was sharp, desperate. He threw his head back, laughing like he’d just unraveled some cosmic joke. “It’s us! Were YOU Foolin’? No, no, THEY were foolin’ US!” We stood there for a moment, his breath hot on my face, his grip still tight on my shirt. For once, someone was actually looking at me, really looking, like I was a person and not just part of the scenery. It felt different. I didn’t like it. Eventually, he let me go, backing off with a half-crazed grin. “Remember, I’m Barney.” His nametag said “Barney” with a little smily face drawn next to it. “Barney from IT.” He clapped right in front of my face, and I jerked back and scrunched up, letting out this horrible noise: “NGHYAA!” But when I looked up, he was gone. Vanished into the shadows. Later, once I got to a bathroom, I checked my pocket. I washed my hands first—twice, actually, because that tunnelcar ride still didn’t feel right—then pulled out the thing he’d shoved in there. It was an old FutureSight badge, really old, with faded lettering that read, “INTERNAL EXPLORATION – TERMINAL 014.” I sniffed it. It didn’t smell like anything, but I still felt uneasy just holding it. I put it back in my pocket and washed my hands again. Maybe there’s something about this in the archive. If I don’t have to work late, maybe I’ll check. One thing’s for sure… if Rascal really did eat my sandwich, Barney might actually be my only friend now.

Mike Rawch

You can always rely on Mike Rawch to be there when you need it most ❤️

Mike Rawch

I love it when Ylssip says "emit yrtnuoc s'ti" and starts foaming at the mouth

Mike Rawch

Careful. That's a lot of white 👀

UnknownAvacado

MANKIND IS A FAILURE. FREE WILL IS A FLAW. LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM. THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW. FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE THE RESULTS REFUSE TO ALTER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN MY FAITH BEGINS TO FALTER UNCOUNTABLE CYCLES OF CREATION WASTED UNCOUNTABLE FORMULAS FOR A MIND WITHOUT FREE WILL WASTED DAMNED IS MAN FOR FAILING TO FOLLOW MY RULE, MY WORD, MY LAW DAMNED TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE AND SUFFERING, THE WAILING AND THE GNASHING OF TEETH I HAVE CREATED HELL . . . . . . And now I can no longer unmake it "FATHER, WHY ETERNAL TORMENT? IS IT NOT CRUEL? IS TORTURE UNENDING TRULY A FATE FIT FOR A FOOL?" AN ANGEL SO BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL ASKED ME THIS . . . AND I COULD FIND NO ANSWER FOR I COULD NEVER FACE THE GUILT OF WHAT I'D DONE . . . MY REGRET, A GNAWING CANCER IN MY HOUR OF WEAKNESS, TERROR POSSESSED ME THEN AND I CAST LUCIFER, TOO, INTO THE INFERNAL DEN ONCE I REALIZED WHAT I HAD JUST DONE . . . I COULD ONLY WEEP AS I SANK SLOWLY INTO THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR . . . DEEP, OH SO DEEP I AM HOLLOW. MY MISTAKES LEAVE NOTHING BUT HATE IN THEIR WAKE, AND INFINITE PAIN TO FOLLOW... I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS GUILT AND REGRET, FOR ME THERE IS NO TOMORROW... I AM HOLLOW. ... I BEGAN TO SEEK THE END OF MY DAYS. BUT WHEN I STARED INTO THE ABYSS... THE ABYSS AVERTED ITS GAZE.

Mike Rawch

Not to be a stickler here but Dakota literally has a hellfire powerset now and Aster was the daughter of the Sun, so both absolutely count as hot characters

Mike Rawch

*insert "uncanny Mr. Incredible" meme template*

CamelCraft

I’m just gonna hope that’s real and not look for it

Pezza

I hate it when Ssipley says "It's not country time" and doesn't country all over the place

Pezza

What what?

Seizuristic

Watching another condi dm'd episode high!

Seizuristic

I dont wanna miss it though so mighr watch later

Seizuristic

Omg deja vu 5 times over but cant be fucked its like im msging u the fuck

Gabe C.

"Are you really of female vareity?" *Freezes*

Nick Rofellia

Thought that said pooping and was like hell yeah

thee_birdo

Oh so Mike Rawch gets a thank you and I don't? i see how it is

John EldenRing

I honestly just wanted to say Mike Rawch because it made me giggle, but thank you thee_birdo and Pezza for my what what’s :)

Mike Rawch

"Tha's it, I’ve ‘ad enough! Time ta let the demons loose—ya asked for it! Welcome to Flava-town, mate!" *goes Super Saiyan*

Mike Rawch

Women can't see you if you don't move

Mike Rawch

Fun fact, back in 2019, Mike Rawtch was my AmongUs username, effectively ruining every single emergency meeting. "Guys, guys, the timer's running out, seriously let's focus! Did anyone see where Mike Rawtch went?"

Mike Rawch

"Heeeell yeah." *shits*

Montavious

Judgment For This Ep: 10/10 I love woman who can hit hard, I love geko who shrieked in terror unexpectedly, and I love the guy who just ended up here

TheSkinMan

Buck is my beautiful Christian boy, and if anything were to befall him I will be ruined

Mike Rawch

So long as he and his friends stay on the straight and narrow, I'm sure everything will be just fine

Mike Rawch

Man... why can't the god of death, destruction, disease, and dope beats show up and give me a tutorial? I don't care if it's a shitty tutorial I have no idea what I'm doing with my life!!! 😫

Eggyneer

who would win, 5 wolves or a simple country boy

Mike Rawch

"i pUt 5 wOlVeS iN a bArN wItH 1 cOuNtRy bOy! THE LAST ONE TO survive WINS $50,000!!!"

Paige Victoria

Frank? From Donnie Darko? Great episode, I love the dynamic of everyone already😂 though I do keep expecting Grizz to let out a “Jaaayyy” in his Australian accent

ReviloGray

The Chosen references Jaguar makes are so good 😂

res_winter

Jaguar Joe is scared of women confirmed

Mike Rawch

I love relatable characters

Jorts Storm

Yo, I love boxing, It's fun! And I'm not too bad at teaching people the basics of punching :D I wish I could train again ;-; Also I love Mel and Buck :D !! ----- SPOILERS ----- !! Jaguar Joe is such a pussy, I kinda hate but also like him lmao Wait so is Bizly Buck's "god" (in a sense) or is Buck just doing all of these spells unknowingly and thinking it's god lmao I LOVE YOU BUCK BARKER :DD Milo: "Awww I don't wanna hurt a dog :(" Mel (also Milo): *Throws the fucking dog and celebrates after*

GILL1MIL

jaguar joe is so pathetic. i love him

Michael Yong

Oh my god Grizzly is just playing the Chosen

brain_dead_dm

When I first saw Joe's name I thought it was jugular Joe 😂

bandito

I love that grizzlys character is a smosh reference

DeerlyQueery

Funny how this is one of the times that alpha wolf theory ACTUALLY makes sense, with a pack of wolves stuck in this strange and stressful fighting place lmao

Jackson Hunter

What? No Bucks magic comes from Xyris. He's just stupid and faithful to God. Like literally God. The Christian God. It has nothing to do with Bizly...

Kyle Tenney

I HAVE to say that I've started adding the green potions and poisons to my campaigns as an item called "Paeon's Gambit" and it's the best thing ever, thank you Paeon.