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RIPTIDE | How Pirates Stole Crystmas (Patreon)

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2024-12-28 20:00:10
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The Riptide Pirates are back in a non canonical special holiday one shot! How are Gillion, Chip, & Jay going to save crystmas???

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B71TZ

That intro feels so good to listen to again 😭

Emema_606

MERRY FISHMAS MY FELLOW JRWI PIRATES YYAAYYAYAYA

Voi_Essence

WOOOOO!!!!! WE’RE BACK

Yazinz

THEY'RE BACK!!!

Grace

MEERY FISHMAS LETS GOOO

Jibyjiby

YAYAYYA JRWI CHRISTMAS ONESHOT

Grace

OMG THREE HOURS??? BLESS THE JRWI CREW🙏

queeriouslyOllie

RAHHH THEYRE HERE I MISSED THEM IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS

GlitchedWillow

Omg i felt chills hearing that intro again 😭 ALSO MERRY FISHMAS WERE BACK BABYYYY

Cosmicren

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

Zephyrr

MERRY FISHMAS YEEESSSSS

TheWisperer

YAYYY YAYYYT FISHMAS YAYYYY

jay

THEYRE BACK

Bruh

Hi

GeneralBlep

ARREARAARARAR THE SILLIES ARE HOOOOME!!!!!

Luna Lou

Fuck yeah dude

Meapyboy1234567

WOAH RIPTIDE IS BACK YOOOOO Oh my god😂🤣😆it is so unimaginably nice to hear the entire riptide crew again. I actually yelled all of their names out loud after hearing them again.

Laurenrosev_

FUCK IT WE BALL WE ARE SO BACK!!!

Sharkzilla

RIPTIDE IS BACK BABY

Güthrum

LEEEETTTTT'S GET IT GAMERS

Kas!!

OH MY GOD I HAVE MISSED THEM

Inkfal

WE’RE SO BACK

fred

It's been so long since I last have seen my son

Munoz Adan

ITS BEEN ONE MILLION YEARS, THANK YOU JRWEE GODS

TheWisperer

CHIPS ALIVE AGAIN AND QUEEN IS HERE BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY JOIN THE CREW!!! ITS A FISHMAS MIRACLE!! I love this show so much

em_aye_vee_

MERRY FISHMAS!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!

res_winter

GILLION MY BELOVED 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

glitchHD

santa, there's been a second sleigh.

stormynoga

ARRRRRRR RIPTIDEEEEE ARRRRRRR OMGGGGGG ARRRRR

Rolo

MY DAY IS IMMEDIATELY SAVED

em_aye_vee_

"Feels like I haven't seen you in a year" I'm so glad someone made that joke

Amy Waller

9/11 joke at minute 11. We are so back baby.

Noa

YESSSSSS

cozyoak_

I'm so pumped for some (non-canon) Riptide shenanigans :D

brain_dead_dm

AAAHHHHHH WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROOOOOOO Why is Santa Scottish?

Nathan

The months have names!!!! Looks like someone’s done some worldbuilding

Toingle

guh nyghh i love riptide mmmnmm

randombozooo

IM GONNA CRY I MISSED RIPTIDE SO MUCH

Cheesenoodles

I JUST GOT THE NOTIFICATION LET‘S GOOOOO FISHMAS

Kamshka

WE'RE SO BACK

Cosmicren

Dude I clicked on this so fast!

queeriouslyOllie

my. face hurts from smiling. i missed them so much. gillion my beloved 😭😭😭 also NOT THE IMMEDIATE 9/11 JOKE LSJFJNS

eebee

Praying they’re delivering a gift to Ollie👏 future me, report back

Eggyneer

MERRY FISHMAS!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHHHH I MISSED RIPTIDE LETS GO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

LickSquid

RRRAAAAGGH WTF IS A HIATUS 👹👹👹

ollie jrwi irl trust

MERRY FISHMAS GUY OMFG IM GOING CRAZY IM NORMAL IM NORMAL KM NORMAL 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Rice Buchanan

Wait what’s funny about the snow bunny I’m confused

Rice Buchanan

Also penguins aren’t birds type energy at 56:20

ByronTheUsurper

I cannot BELIEVE THIS! I haven't watched any jrwi in a MINUTE but I GOTTA watch this! I MISSED THE RIPTIDE PIRATES SO MUUUCH!

WhitLi Photography

I missed riptide so much! This is the best thing I've seen all day 😁☺

ByronTheUsurper

Spotify Translated jrwishow.com/Merch as dailyratio.com/merge

TotallyNotNP

I missed Jay ferin so bad omg Jay ferin my sweet summer child, also gill and chip are there (/silly I missed all the riptide pirates sm, ty grizz for the one shot!!!)

luulcas _

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

luulcas _

GOD it feels so good to hear shmove

Eggyneer

FISH AND CHIPPERS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE 😭😭😭😭

DW55

I forgot how much I needed the super long sessions MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DonaldReigan

I missed this chaos so much! So glad this one shot is here to fun up my holiday

Jaden

Saint Niklaus Confirmed?!?

queeriouslyOllie

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 10/10, what the FUCK is gill's luck lmfao, anyways thanks to the guys for this AMAZING one shot. ive missed the skrunglies so much, i cant wait to see them again 🥺

Shiny Pickle

“I dont want too lose my skin” about that gillion…😔

Eggyneer

spoilers? I wasn't expecting gillion to be the only one of the captains to die this session I was so sure chip was also gonna bite the dust after joining stroken's team

Larping

I missed their dynamic so much oh my god

Lava 🩵

AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER

eebee

If I ever needed confirmation that I loved Gryffron JRWI… here it is

Dean

i missed my pirates so much,,

JustTheLad

Leave it to jrwi to beat up a dad just trying his best

Iexist

I MISSED THESE STUPID IDIOTS FOR SO LONG Merry Fishmas all :D

Krow

New title unlocked: Horse Murderer!

Gooble

I don’t care what the description says this is 100% canon in my eyes.

karma

i just finished watching attack on titan before this and gillion is scarier than anything i saw

Titan Storm

THE YULETIDE PIRATES!?!?

CandyNerd

Just imagine if chip and gillion died, so only jay would have made it backto the ship , standing there, playing with her yoyo while the crew is asking where the other co captains are and she's just like ".. I told them we could just leave- but look at this cool yoyo"

Taya

3 WHOLE HOURS OF CONTENT??? A drink of water in the Sahara this is amazing

Taya

Coincidentally it’s my birthday too thank you JRWI gods for this gift 🫡

TIN

I was so scared it was Niklaus, thank christ

karma

nicks in the right it was her birthday

Wyatt Clark

less than 20 minutes in and chip has already been shot and they're already trying to kill santa. WE ARE SO BACK.

ex_coelis

not 2 b cheesy or anything but riptide brings so much joy, and not just to the listeners but to the players too!! the council spent so much time laughing throughout the oneshot and tbh I think that's telling of what the campaign is. the PCs are so likable (and stupid tbf) that they can be put into any situation and it's awesome, it's awesome by default!! I love riptide!! I love the world of mana!! I love dm grizzly and his writing skills!!

Jonesy

who up straight strokin it? and by it i mean .piracy

Alana Cake

The absolute chaos and nonsense, we are SO back :), I missed them so much!

JuggerNutts

The absolute screech grizzly did as the red eye soldier plummeted sent me

Rayaviini

I missed them so much

Newton P

Is it just me or does Bizly's Chip voice after so long sound more like Everett than it does Chip?? The difference is so so subtle I'm like why so I feel this way. Also, spoilers Chip not being on EITHER list hit hard and then "You lack more than a name" hit EVEN HARDER

Skeeto

This is insane I have literally tears of joy and relief that the riptide pirates aren’t a figment of my imagination anymore, thank you Christmas for existing

joes✌️cool

HOLD ON how tf does the guy know who jay is if he not actually santa

Bumpusking

11 minutes in and we already have an accidental 9-11 joke, this episode is gonna be amazing 😂😂

Raccoon

Spoilers for like 1:12:00 idk "SNOWBUNNY Why arent you coming after me" "Not now pookie im at work" chip aint cooked he's deep fried smoking on fire and the allegations are the chef

Masgoo

He dies??? Oh no

Nixahma

THE AUTHOR IS DEAD AND WE HAVE KILLED HIM, CANON SCHMANON

Masgoo

Ello

Nixahma

Deeply concerned with the dichotomy of Bizly saying Chip is not in love with Gill and Bizly actually playing Chip. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU MADE THE CHARACTER

daz

that intro just brought me so much joy

Masgoo

✨Scottish magic✨

thee_birdo

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST INCREDIBLE ONESHOT YOU GUYS HAVE EVER DONE I CANT STOP LAUGHING

thee_birdo

im pretty sure that was FULLY INTENTIONAL

thee_birdo

they are wanted pirates their posters are literally everywhere

thee_birdo

i guess he ended up on the naughty list after all

thee_birdo

the prawns got to him

Severin Moreno

“I’m not sexist I have a daughter” is the same as “I’m not racist I have black friends”

thee_birdo

looked it up and found several definitions - white woman who does a lot of cocaine - hot white woman who likes to ski / snowboard in order to hit on guys there - white woman who exclusively hooks up with black guys interpret as you wish

daz

spoilers for like 1:17:00 "i see your wings are magic, maybe being a pirate has held you back" hello???

ollie jrwi irl trust

this was my reward for cleaning my room. hooray!!!! I win!!!

Imnothere

Just bought patreon for this

man_e _t

Hearing "combat is over" and looking at the screen to see another hour and a half in the episode is truly wonderful

OkcoolThanks

“I feel like we’re forgetting someone” ALPHONZE

izzy bizzy

oh my god i am so glad im not the only one who heard everett at some points 😭

JuZomBo

This entire one shot is just, the sounds of bizly nearly dying 10/10

Duke Lewis

God I missed the Riptide Pirates, and I remember how terrifying Charlie is with a magic user

Epsilon

Its been to long since I heard gillions voice and the rest of the riptide pirates

piss shivers

“Don’t use language that I like like that” is the funniest line

Lyss

god i didn't realize how much i missed riptide but now that i finally have the time to listen.... i sure have missed these pirates

joes✌️cool

hmm i guess but i guess its weird how he only seemed to "know" jay and even implied about ava like i feel like your average guy even pirate wouldnt delve that deep but heh... im just a beta...!

holcro

If chip had used his illusion headband to look like a snow bunny I would’ve lost it.

em_aye_vee_

One of jays dads sisters.. so Jayson has multiple sisters?

em_aye_vee_

I'm so convinced that the blond one is Cedric

Xéphen

I love the bit of gillion saying "Ya know, it's actually undersea custom to-" and proceeding to say the most insane sentence you can think of.

Harlow

"Have you alwas been this unhinged?" Buddy, thats Gillion. He killed a Marine Admiral with an Anker-

em_aye_vee_

2:18:32 imagine we found out his real name like this

Casketeer

Good gods they fuckin A-Trained a soldier in the sky for Saint Nick's bag! Wtf

aidan

That's the 4th time

Emeraldsib573

No but why did I have to cry the moment they introduced them selves

Emeraldsib573

Also this hole thing is so Canon don't care it is love it

Anna W

It was so great to hear everyone back together as the pirates, just dying of laughter! Also the music was so good btw

Nolan Carlsen

god damn i love saint nick SO MUCH GRIZZLY ALWAYS COOKS

Cosmicren

Not only did Gillion kill a Marine Admiral with an anker- he also soloed that same admiral.

DustTea

my face hurts, my stomach is sore. I missed this

Lyla Harper

Gillions fishmas gift was so sweet im gonna cry

input name here

It's so nice to hear to the intro again :)

Carrick

Near filled my pantaloons

Spark Chaos

HES TERRIFYING REGARDLESS!

F8Breaker YT

I feel my pupils dilatiing I was in a hyperfix fugue state this whole week and the moment I come out of it I'm greeted by this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's Your Boi

I love my stupid bickering pirate family so much! I laughed so hard I almost died like that “horse” “accidentally” did

Lava 🩵

I miss them already 😔

Guitar George

As in jerking off the concept of piracy

VeeVee

haha dont take them from us haha... but no seriously dont take them!

Andromeda

I hate yall I started cry laughing at the snowbunny bit at work and my boss thought I was upset about something 😭

Nixahma

calling it now they're divorced

Nixahma

Chip really keeps finding the worst father figures

Lea

1:32:00 I love this "Why isn't it possible?" "It's just not-" "Why not you stupid bastard" Ass scene 🤣

Ryezun _

2:41:37 Wholesome Biz moment 🥰

delta

feminist chip moment

WyattTindall

Damn it's been soo long since I heard thst intro

CaptainSteel

Can you do one for prime defenders pretty please 🥺❤️

alextrublii

chip: "i want gillion to come back and be okay" gil: "i want chip to be on the nice list" theres something wrong with them

Cucumber Joe

this is literally the funniest session you’ve ever run

Hue

Gillion the type of fish to misuse air quotes

DW55

I think he prefers water quotes

DW55

Gill really re-enacted 9/11 in this world’s version of September 💀

DW55

And 6 days after it too 😭

jeffery maguire

grizzly thinking penguins aren't birds and are instead mammals in the suckening campaign I think is beaten by bizly thinking bugs and fish aren't animals. too bad it didn't quite get the same reaction lol

TheSkinMan

I now know why Eurydi’s judgement did so much damage to Chip…

LaurenIsMeme

Read the description before I started watching, it says “non canonical,” Grizzly says it will be canon if it goes well, I’m some weird mix of afraid and excited

LaurenIsMeme

1:56:48 my favorite JRWI trope is getting a character that is terrible at something to do it constantly for the whole group, we have Chip lying and William driving, both of which crack me up every time they repeatedly come up

Trevor T

Imagine if Chip was in his sunday church clothes

Trevor T

Nvm this is better