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Just Rolled With It | Prime Defenders Season 2 Episode 33 (Patreon)

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THE COUNCIL DISCUSS PRIME DEFENDERS SEASON 2 EPISODE 33

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kuailphobe

THI IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE SO FAR . LITTTERALLY INSANE STORYTELLING I DIDNT SEE ANY OF THIS COMING AT ALL I AM CURLED UP IN A BALL I AM READY TO EXPLODE INTO PIECES I AM A HUSK AND IM LOVING IT KEEP IT UP

Goonglab

Gonna combine my favourite dog breed, greyhounds, with a shitty superhero. So it's a guy with superspeed but, just like an actual greyhound, it only lasts for like 2 minutes and he has to take an 18 hour nap afterwards.

Makenzie Daugherty

My fav dog breed is a Foxhound. They are loud and annoyingn and i lovejgn them

John EldenRing

Wanted to come here to say again, fuck you david. Lying loser baby fuck. Great episode grizzly is right you guys fucking killed it

deeSeven

Not a superpower, but my friends and i came up with an old school batman esc villain called "The Needler." His gimmick is that he has a weapon (also called The Needler) which is a gun that shoots needles, which are filled with either estrogen or testosterone. Upon being shot, your gender is changed depending on what is injected. Nobody knows his origins, or his motivations, or why he doesn't inject anything actually potent, or even use a regular gun. However I am sure that somebody in this world believes that he is real.

John EldenRing

My favorite dog breed is whichever breed that loser david hates. Fuck him

Sinnamon

Random superpower ideas: Follicle: makes any hair grow to any length they want. That’s really all I got very straightforward. Could make a career as a hairdresser. Off-brand: can copy the superpower of any person and use it as their own, however it manifests as an off-brand bad quality useless version. For example: copying Vyncent could perhaps make Off-brand able to summon a small needle and know how to fold nice neat origami. Also they could give people papercuts. Copying finger could give them reinforced fingernails?? Yeah it’s a very versatile one I has this idea 2 minutes ago idk if it sucks lmao

epex 2020

Indestructible but you still feel all of the pain

Donum

Stupid super powers is literally my favorite thing to do so some of my favorites: Jack the Gripper: has indomitable grip strength Tongue puncher: can manipulate and move their tongue like a cartoonish fist (think Tangle’s tail from sonic but like a tongue) Water boy: can manipulate any nearby plastic water bottle Orbiter: can orbit around any object that weighs more than them Capsai-Sin: can secrete various spices of any variety from their hands

icky nikki

shitty superpowers- refill: you can refill any cup you can see with any liquid that was previously in it, provided that there is residue of that liquid still in the cup. keyboard: you can telepathically interact with exclusively keyboards, and only one keyboard at once, the max speed is your typing speed. landfill: you can teleport things that are OBJECTIVELY garbage to anywhere that is OBJECTIVELY a landfill

John EldenRing

Enough David Vitriol for now, a superhero I’ve been knocking around is the sunflower, his power would be he’s a walking solar panel, able to store and repurpose solar energy into beams of light. his costume is a yellow morph suit with the head portion being black with a hole cut for the face (possibly a modified inside out purps outfit?) A metal collar would be around his neck, from it a circle of reflective panels would extend around his neck giving him the signature sunflower. He would also use this power to do what mark does, powering gadgets on his suit with this solar energy. Gadgets such as a little pinprick on his wrist that allows him to overload electrical systems. The same panels on his neck around his wrists that makes his beams bigger.

karma

there's a lot i was going to say but im tiered so im not but amazing acting and i think that will has become kinda a hypocrite despite how grey the situation is and i cant really like him anymore again amazing acting

The Rat

Dog breed: Daschunds :3 They are so silly Shitty superpower: You can inherit properties of every fruit/seed they eat, like if they eat a banana they become slightly radioactive, if they eat an apple with its seeds they become slightly poisonous and shit like that. Superhero name: Fruit bowl

D3ssy

ok so favorite dog: Australian shepard shitty super hero: his name is kiddy pool, he looks like a beach dude but very pale and skinny, and had the sun screen marks. his only job is watching over people in the kiddy pool. everytime he touches wanted he becomes it but he cantbreath underwater.

certified cringefail loser boy

i just need to say i love how much williams character has changed like morals at least im so excited i love fucked up characters im rlly nervous for dakota tho lmao

certified cringefail loser boy

i also need to say that like saying its gonna be messy or whatever and i genuienly thought william was gonna kill david and i honestly like had to pause the fucking episode

Bacchu!

I love samoyeds and, and you should make the nemesis to funger called Toe and instead of shooting out his own toenails he makes his victim toenails geow AND! also davids secret bf idk if that might be too fucked up,,,

spookwave

favorite dog breed: borzoi shitty superpower: shapeshifting but only into inanimate objects superhero name: chameleon

spookwave

JACK THE GRIPPER IS KINDA HILARIOUS

SymphonicChimp

This is gonna sound stupid but I just finished evangelion and for some reason I feel like Williams story will end in a really depressing way like EVA not in the litteral way it ends but in the way it makes you feel when it ends and with the themes as it ends

SymphonicChimp

Like I feel like William might have a lonely ending

Rune Buggy

Super power ideas for the superheroes “Handjob” and “Finger”: Handjob name: Sam, (or whatever dm decides). Handjob powers: They are always super slippery, lube being produced and dripping from their giant hands. Enemies will always have a disadvantage on grappling Sam, and if they fail, they will become super slippery. If someone tries to attack Sam with an unarmed attack, they will get super slippery. If Sam is hit with a melee weapon attack, the weapon will become slippery. Wherever Sam goes, they are followed by a trail of slime, that people could slip on. Basically, super lubed up. Background: Sam is kind of that awkward kid that tried to fit in with everyone else, and didn’t have lots of access to technology, so to fit with their name, they often say lots of one-liners that sound dirty, but they don’t think it does, they just think they are saying witty remarks. For example, when getting into a fight, for example, they might say “Looks like y’all need a handy” and start fighting. I think it would be funny if they have that dumbass power that Vincent has, but it happens every time Sam says one of these one-liners. Costume: Being a kid who isn’t part of watch or anything, they just wear a wetsuit that they spray painted with a hand giving the peace sign. They also wear black swimming goggles. They have long black greasy hair that always in a ponytail, and a belt with cups of their own lube that they can throw at their foe. Finger name: Trin (or whatever dm decides). Finger powers: Can shoot fingernails. Can change fingernail shape ever so slightly, so they can make them pointy, or curved, so it can act like a bullet, or a boomerang, or anything in between. Also has… very fast fingers. When they have shot all of their nails, they have to take some time to recharge, and to do so, they have to eat fingernails to recharge, but it can’t be their own. They can also eat hair, because it is the same material as fingernails. If they don’t have any of these things on hand that they can eat, they are useless, so Trin always have a Fanny pack full of fingernails and hair, that they find god knows where, which they have to eat mid battle to regrow their fingernails. Background: Stoner Costume: literally the thumb things from spy kids, so a red T-shirt, plus some home made stuff, or they bought the thumb thing costume online. Trin also says weird things, but they aren’t dirty, they are just weird, as In no one knows what he is saying. For example, one of his one-liners might be “You know peaches have fuzz on the outside? Well so do you”. Honestly, I just want to see more of these guys, please, you don’t have to add any of this, I just want the finger and handjob superhero team, who will become the new defenders of freedom city.

Rune Buggy

I just wanted some stupid powers that kind of fit with the super heroes them selves

stomp

god I love the direction this campaign has taken so much. These last few episodes have been incredible, huge props to fucking everyone involved. Everything is just unfolding in such a fucked up and brilliant way. It was obvious David couldn’t fully be trusted, but for him to just deceive William at every turn and immediately betray him is a stroke of genius by bizly, showing that silver-tongued liars like him are incessant with their manipulation all the way day down, even with themselves. David having his parents over and playing dumb, but taking care to appear calm and rational so that William would be made to look the unhinged one was so fucking real it stung. Will’s and Vyncent’s reactions were so perfect and believable. All Dakota’s interactions with Mark have been so fucking good. Finger. I just can’t say enough about this episode and this whole arc. Kudos kudos kudos

stomp

Favorite dog breed: working line german shepherds shitty superpower: power over dirt, but you can only change the type of dirt it is and you can only do it when you are physically in contact with the dirt superhero name: the soiler

DaydreamGenesis

I’m not over the scene where David gave William a hug only for it to be revealed he’d betrayed him afterwards. That scene was heart wrenching because of how genuinely happy I felt seeing them connect, especially after how much that talk mattered to Will and how he kept repeating “it was the board” like a mantra, as if lying to himself because he wanted to believe David so bad. Vyncent was super supportive in that final scene and I think it was so impactful but I almost cried when the episode ended without William get a hug from someone who actually supports him. I’m anxious to see how Dakota will react. Part of me feels he’ll act coldly, but I think it’s far more in character for him to comfort others in the wake of tragedy, especially after what we’ve seen on display with him trying to lift up Mark. At the same time, I think he expects far more of Will and Vynce, which is why I’m not so sure

Effie Trinket

rock guy: licks rocks and instantly knows what type they are. is not impervious to fire damage so he cannot lick lava but my god will he try

Ronnie Neal

OKAY HEAR ME OUT IF WIWI NEEDS NEW SMOKE POWERS idk how this system works but imagine like wiwi being able to basically switch places with the samurai (Kemuri I think his name is?) this is not as grounded as slime usually likes but its cool so, maybe like it raises his toughness but cuts his dodge, movement speed, and maybe lowers his wisdom (or whatever equivalent this system has idk) basically doesnt let him speak or really reason or strategize. Basically gaining pure power at the cost of morality and strategy in a pinch Another Idea I thought of is, similar to smoker, her could use smoke to increase his ranger with melee attacks (I might edit this with more if I get more ideas)

Spookyboob

My friend and I came up with basically a universe of really shit superheros that just deal with the very camp threats. Like the powers weren't an active negative to have, but they were only a mild bonus. My favourite was a guy who could just turn into a normal ass, Foot long squid, purely because I love the visual gag idea of a squid flying in from offscreen to slap someone in the face before suffocating on the ground. Other ideas included someone who had spiderman-like wall crawling, but only on ceilings, and someone who could run pretty much forever, but only at a normal human speed. The idea was they'd face off against guys who'd build shit like death lasers or freeze the towns water supply, because while sure Dakota could kill them in a second tf is a squid gonna do to an Arnold Swarznegger Mr Freeze mother fucker

Impossumable

Great episode! But William and Vincent should have kissed over Davids body!

Nick Ross

Poggers move William

jasonthefricker

Can’t believe William waited until he wasn’t a ghost to start haunting people

JumpiestVenus 34

Fun smoke form idea and also spooky idea. have the smoke form obscure wiwi and have it whenever no one is looking at him he can disappear and then end up behind them or something kinda like Jason or Fredster

Katie Barton

A superhero named the Baby Boomer, who constantly shoots babies out of themself like a canon

Katie Barton

(I was forced to comment this)

Lee

Tree stump: when they sit they turn into a tree stump, like an invisibility/illusion power :]

Ethananous512

Dog Breed: Borzoi Superpower: The power to give yourself a really really strong brain freeze for about two seconds

AislinnMollisong

I am so genuinely upset about Cantrip. Like not at all upset with the guys about it, but just. I loved her as a character. And I am so sad. For a while I held on to a shred of hope that maybe when William figures out his Whisperer stuff he could do something, anything, but if they don't have her body I can't see anything happening. I'm so sad.

Reebee

I genuinely have no fucking words, Just know that this is by far one of the most insane episodes you all have made in this campaign. David being THAT type of piece of shit and villain, the ending, everything that happened, is fucking incredible. I tend to not cry or tear up much watching campaigns and audio dramas, but holy fuck I teared up and felt the buzzing of the ending background music of the episode in my very core. Brain and body numb man, this is the type of thing where I go and lay face first on the floor for hours type of moment. Incredible. Insane. Bizly? Bro when I say your campaign, characters, and villains are on a whole nother level, I fucking mean it. This is practically Trickster story level to me man, absolutely nuts. Charlie and Condi? Hoooly fuck guys, absolutely insane and incredible performances this last ep. I would NOT wanna be in your places right now, godDAMN. And Grizzly? Thanks for giving the audience those in between comedy break moments, otherwise I think we’d all be unconscious. Bravo guys, Bravo.

Daskee

I have a question. Is you dnd gruop on discord called four play ?

NaughtNolan

Deadpool if he wasn’t schizophrenic

Housery

Teeth thief: does teeth things idk maybe depending on what type of teeth they have they gain certain abilities like wisdom teeth they get smarter idk and molars they get stronger. or maybe they just have pearly whites. this is really stupid if you couldn't tell.

Grimy Boi

A hero who’s abilities stem from being able to neutralize wrongdoers with explosive devices filled with a massive amount of a whipped egg white based creamy treat. Could be called boom-meringue and be Australian, or bang-meringue and look like skrillex.

Colm Smith

I was just wondering if these events change Williams perspective on becoming the whisperer again? Does he feel like he needs to take more responsibility after that or leave those powers even further behind him?

Colm Smith

Also my favorite dog is a Shiba Inu. The most mediocre superhero of all time would someone who can grow one wheel between his legs and become a human unicycle

Kristian Mcghee

You guys are so fucking good at this, I love this series. Don't let the fear that it's getting to dark stop you from telling a good story. You guys keep doing exactly what you think you should because I'm here to hear the story you guys want to tell not the story you think people will like more. Good job and thank you ❤️

Toxic Rebirth

Literally this I think it being dark just makes it more compelling to listen to

Toxic Rebirth

I am really sad that Cantrip is dead she was a really, really cool character but I know her memory will live on with these three characters, I'm very excited to see how X's team reacts to this situation now that they've forgotten everything, also I TOTALLY know which Life is Strange character Charlie was talking about and he's SO RIGHT for that

Ozzy!

My favorite dog is also a schnauzer bc I have one 👍 nothing else happened in this episode to talk about absolutely nothing for me to discuss and be emotionally distraught over

Natotally

gmod prophunt will be real in prime defenders

Emily

CHARLIE SAID LIFE IS STRANGE AND I HAD THOSE VIBES AAAAALLL EPISODE Amazing job guys this was WILD, I’m REELING

Beanin7

Dog breed: Irish terrier Superpower: blow dry. They can produce sorta air at three temps and speeds. Low, medium and ‘I feel like it should be faster’. Normal, warm and ‘oh that’s kinda uncomfy pls stop’

Poecile

Superpower: She can put on the fitted sheet on perfectly, the first time, everytime when making the bed! Her name?? Queen of the Sheets 😀👍 Dog breed: idk, German shepherd??

TooniLooni

Now, I'm not saying do this... but... what if William made a permanent smoke clone of Cantrip like he did for his clone in the zone out of time Also some horror weapons for Will: Baseball Bat, Hammer or like any tool, Circular Saw, Hook and chains and some less useful ones include Surgical Utensils and Farming equipment, do with this comment as you will

Greenzhboy

37:35 out of 37:32... how................

Greenzhboy

William needs a smoke flare gun to blind people or smth

Ace Hutson

New power: SEX. you can mind control people that you have had SEX with. Not like a blowjob or a handjob. No we’re talking SEX, full blown, penetrative SEX. anal doesn’t count.

Shlogo

Why do they all collectively misremember Henny's death, Dakota failed to kill Henny with the squeeze so Vincent did just stab it anyway

Roosy

What about a C tier all might named "Ricard Punch"

Creepsbeware Aesthetics

If Dakota and Williams ship name is Blue raspberry does that make Dave and Sweet summer William. Black Raspberry?

Talon

okay okay okay superpower idea: every time you sneeze you teleport to a maximum of 500 feet away. the louder the sneeze, the more you teleport. superhero name?? achoo!

rain ntor

personally i've been thinking about them as vegan calzones (bc that's literally their whole thing) or alternatively ice cream calzones (bc it also matches their fluffy and supposedly drama-free vibes)

Pine_Tree

i’m gonna be honest i’ve only listened to a few rolleds but it’s always incredibly calming to hear them being okay? like i feel their characters so intensely and then just hearing them all compliment each other and their thoughts it really helps tbh. these past few episodes killed me and i’m glad i get to hear them talk :)

liquidbronz

So William stabbed Tide and Cantrip, Vyncent failed to stab X, Alan is gassed with the serum, but William knocks out X without stabbing. Xavier's pulse was rapid at the base, but if he was never actually stabbed with the juice, he'll remember. The roof, the chase, Cantrip. That would be fun to explore! :')

Caspian’s Boyfriend Icarus

I cannot describe how much I fucking loved this episode. It was so incredibly intense, it was so emotional, I vibe so fucking hard with Will, I feel toxic. /pos

DunnoVon

Do the babies explode

Bully Me

I'm on ep 35 but anyway I'm glad this happened... it really made shit go down and I enjoy it.

Bully Me

Oh my god I loved when David fucking manipulated the situation by pretending he knew nothing about what William was talking about. And the way William was being I guess.. patronized by his parents in that heated situation.. man that was so good

Bully Me

For some reason I picture her as the ear headphone girl in MHA

Bully Me

Could you give a hint on which life is strange char? It's been a long time since I watched a gameplay of that game

Toxic Rebirth

I'd have to relisten to the part where Charlie talks about cause dude that was a year ago LMAO

Jezzibolt

So, I’ve had this idea for a (literally) shitty superpower for a long time. It’s—get this—just really bad explosive diarrhea. Think fire hydrant levels of pressure. That’s it. That’s the superpower. Superhero name is Ben Dover, because that’s what they do when they unleash their torrent.

Jezzibolt

That, or Rectal Requiem

ConstantlyBen

Oh I've got a bunch of superpowers. I'll give one real idea then a bunch of others I've used to fill out my own setting. Coincidences. As a superpower. They just happen around them a ridiculous amount. Like having incredible lucky and the worst luck at the same time. Home alone -esq antics happen all the time. Loose screws fall loose and ladders fall. A baby stops crying and a car finally starts as they walk past. Coincidences, always. As a superpower. Frictionless. Genuinely frictionless Can't stop moving. Can't stand up. Wear dungarees with built in socks because clothes just slip off. They are incredibly slippery but not wet. Frictionless. Can't pick them up. Can summon tables. Also has a form of telekinesis that only works on tables they have summoned. They get more powerful and eventually learn to make small stools. Then. At their darkest hour. A kitchen counter. Turns everything non-sentient around them into pillows or mattresse. They have never felt a hard surface. The radius is half a kilometer. Can talk to animals. The animals can't understand humans though. So you can't ask them anything. Cement hands. Can fire infinite cement from their arms. It used to be their hands but cement is acidic and very harmful. Can summon spiders. Conley by the hundred and has zero control over spiders. This, they wear peppermint scented everything so spiders avoid them. (Actual thing)

ConstantlyBen

Oh I forgot we (my writing group) Did a terrible powered item writing evening. My favourite was the healing brick. A brick that healed someone to perfect health, energy and youth. If you stabbed someone with it. Who stabs someone with a brick? You bludgeon them. Maybe. But it looks like a normal brick. It is cemented in a wall. She did write a version that glows. It was played into the center of a rich person's mantlepiece. People think the special thing it does is glow rather than heal.

Trevor T

Superpower: knows exactly where his wenis is at all times.